a sweet tooth and an iron fist

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

the foreboding sense of doom? oh yeah i know that one. just double check you have your wallet, keys and some chapstick, works every time

was expecting to reblog this with a tongue-in-cheek reply to the many people saying "this didn't fix me :(" but somehow not a single person in the notes is disagreeing. everyone's just nodding their heads thoughtfully bc yeah that's how you deal with the Foreboding Sense Of Doom, that's good protocol

Do the Doorway Macarena: pat yourself down repeatedly to the tune of your panicking soul.

DOORWAY MACARENA

#mutuals: pls know i'm reading all your tags and laughing at your jokes and approvingly thinking '[username] is so cool'

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents