Paul Mc-Cock-ney

i think the problem with a lot of rpf fandoms is that people forget that the f in rpf stands for FICTION. like it is in our brains. unless we’re talking mclennon in which case the f stands for fact. that shit just happened.

Wait he's not actually a lesbian?

Well

GOD this is DIFFICULT. Two of my favs that both had the same friend with benefits.

you know how being songwriting partners is like marriage and songwriting is like sex and making an album is like being pregnant and songs are like your children. i don't even have anything to add to this it's just like. ok! yeah! what more can any of us do with this? you said it, man. sure!

People were reblogging this like it applies to other people. No, listen. This is about a specific guy. One guy in particular said all of this. This isn’t me romanticising music - Paul McCartney is mpreging himself with songs. He literally said this. He songwriting married John Lennon and then they had songwriting sex together in John’s attic which Paul called “Daddy’s Room.” Do you understand? I am barely even paraphrasing the words that came out of his mouth. This isn’t about the art of creation, it’s about inventing a pseudo-marriage with your best friend when you are 15 because it’s the 1950s and you’re repressed and British and they haven’t invented bisexuality yet and this is the only way you can have sex with him and have his babies, and then you spend the rest of your life Saying Things instead of admitting you think your friend’s hands are sexy and you want to suck his fingers. But you do still call his hands beautiful. You say this with words that are in the bible. And by you I mean just this one (1) guy (Paul McCartney) who did in fact say this about the guy he wrote songs with (John Lennon). It was a specific instance of these words coming into existence from the vocal cords of Sir Paul McCartney. No one else said all of this.

Let's see how many people change their minds after discovering The Beatles circle jerk

The way beatlemania went from scrapbooks to tumblr bogs and we’re still out here picking a beatle and calling him the main character ohhhhhhh 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

speculating on rockstar’s sexualities is basically one of my favorite hobbies but you can’t tell people about this unless you know they’re with it

mclennon doesn’t count as speculation because it’s as real as you and me