JediTwin

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

I've analyzed your materials and have deemed you insufficient for my particular needs

are you going to eat me

Obviously not! You were insufficient for my needs.

You might be the only one that does?

I’m making the horse go

The best part of the beach is pretending to fight the ocean by beating the shit outta them waves

I always lose but it makes me feel important, and it’s fun

can't wait for my first day i hope I can fit in :(

I’m having an in of body experience right now

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

No, you should genuinely get assassinated though

Really, I appreciate it

Hello, gay imp. Would you like some scrap?

What scrap do you have for me milord

I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing