[Anything] But Human!

poster made by me — reblogs appreciated

Names: Bridget Gale and Goodie Thomson

Pronouns: she/her and he/him

Ages: 25 and 26

Birthdays: April 19 and June 10

Looking for only the most important and honest news from Chicago? Well, you can depend on The Scoop for that, with Bridget and Goodie as your wonderful news anchors. This duo will provide you with the best news out there, even if it may sound questionable they swear it’s all honest. However do be careful around them off the air, as actually Bridget is quite rude and Goodie has secrets he would like to keep from the public.

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