Thinkical Critter

“ITS BEEN A BUSY DAY YESTERDAY!! IT WAS BIG ‘N MINI’S BIRTHDAYS AND I COULDN’T LET IT ALL GO UNNOTICED!! I GOT THEM COOL WEAPONS, WIND UP TOYS, BAKED A GIANT CUPCAKE, ANDDDD-” -💥

“I may have coded little fellas into their devices. Ehe.” -💥

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU TWO!! I LOVE YOU BIG!!” - Freaky Rowan💥

“For Big and Mini’s birthday I got a friend to help with a hammer for Big, I fixed up a nice unicorn themed bat for Mini, and made a piñata for them to hit, happy birthday you two!” - Weird Rowan 🖌️

"I gave them both a cake and some cupcakes! Big's and Mini's were a replica of our wedding cake cause they like all cakes, and I made their cupcakes shaped into a hammer and bat. Freak's was a typical red velvet that they ate half of before anyone else could get it (candle included)" -Kam💜

"OK OK SO! I MADE THEM ALL BLANKETS, PANDA FOR BIG UNICORN FOR MINI AND STOAT FOR FREAK! THEN I GOT BIG A TON OF TITANIUM, A NEW HAMMER THAT'S NOT AS COOL AS THE OTHERS BUT STILL AWESOME, AND NEW BLACK SMITHING GLOVES AND APRONS! THEN I GOT MINI A BAT CUSTOM MADE TO HAVE A PHOENIX ON IT and a baseball cause it was a deal, AND FOR FREAK I MADE AN EMERALD NECKLACE WITH SHARP SPROUT AND THESE FINGERLESS GLOVES WITH EMERALDS EMBROIDERED IN THEM AND I THINK THEY LOVED IT!!" -Unknown Rowan🍏

"Side note Unknown is currently suffering from "I need to shout cause I can't hear my own voice" syndrome from fourth of July fireworks he done for the fam" -Kam💜

"Freak's birthday is the day after ours! Can you believe that? I made a really cool laptop." -Mini Rowan🦄

"I made Freak a coding resource library. I categorized all the links and everything... hope it ends up useful." -Big Rowan🧁

“I got a brand new laptop for Freak for their birthday, I noticed that they were needing a new one and took the opportunity. Happy birthday, supernova” - Weird Rowan 🖌️

Poor lil freak ends up running right back to his ex…he loses himself in a fit of rage and decides to be a full time pet to his ‘one and only Julie’. Rowan exists no longer here. Now it’s only Roxie. -🌺

Unknown, or Known in this case, basically becomes an asshole to the point Kam just left him. -🦆

Weird would basically become some kind of vigilante, staying in the shadows once he knew Riley would be able to fully care for herself - 🍪