Nat is coming back

Politicians

Governments

SJW

Media

Extroverts

Introverts

Hoaders

Environmentalists

Memers

as the winter soldier he botched a shot because a little girl got in his line of fire

his first christmas as himself again he gave a wad of cash to a homeless vietnam vet 

after the events in washington d.c. he returned to his handlers but didn’t kill them (just beat ‘em up a little) bc he didn’t want to spill anymore blood 

he got really emotional when the young avengers patriot, hawkeye, and vision saluted him and said it was an honor to work with him 

once told off one of his soviet handlers for suggesting that the black widow belonged to anyone

visits his little sister at the alzheimer’s hospital where she lives 

has actually uttered the words “holy cow” on screen 

wanted to be a park ranger

saw Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in theaters with his dad and little sister 

actually put his hair in a manbun and wore an apron over his uniform to make eggs and bacon for himself and steve

builds model spaceships while living on a spaceship in space 

adopted a space aardvark he found in chains, scared, and alone

also adopted a tiny child who has been known to be an actual menace bc she had been used as a weapon and he knows what that’s like 

his name is literally “bucky barnes” 

plums???

lives by the code W.W.S.D. (What Would Steve Do) when things are looking tricky 

his idea of fun includes going to futuristic science fairs 

he makes Steve look sensible with how reckless he tends to be

he always felt inadequate, but still fought nose to nose with super powered people even while he had no abilities

he put on a brave face from a young age because he didn’t want to disappoint others

he always puts others first and is compassionate to others’ suffering

he curses all the time, but he also makes jokes all the time, often at his own expense

he also makes Steve laugh and ribs him all the time

this is how badass he is and yet he doesn’t think he measures up

his plans are usually throwing himself headfirst and winging it

Sam, Steve and Natasha often have to go save/back up his reckless ass 

he’s polite to vendors, elders, young children, veterans, 

Namor actually (begrudingly) likes him

he’s actually really neat and can’t handle how messy other avengers are

Wolverine can’t stop calling him kid

thinks every avenger should carry guns and doesn’t get why they don’t

changes the design of the star on his arm to fit someone he wants to pay tribute to

Likes anything sweet: chocolate, pies, popsicles, candy, pancakes, cookies, cake, just about anything with sugar

Loves games and bets (arguably cheats tho)

Lowkey pouts when scolded

Loves gymnastics

It was pointed out before, but I’ll say again because it’s like 70% of who he is: likes to make people laugh (and also happy)

Says if he has to compare everything with fighting nazis he’ll never get to complain about anything, so he never compares stuff to nazis because he wants to complain damnit 

thinks people he loves are better off away from him (they’re not)

texts with Steve when they’re bored 

couldn’t believe the avengers would celebrate his birthday 

believes in Steve and in Captain America with all his heart

You:*yawning*I know, Pete. I know.

You:Can we go back to sleep now?

Peter:*crying rivers* But they were made for each other!

He’s trapped on the same train as Arnim Zola, and he’s terrified of being recaptured and experimented on again. Ever since his rescue from the Hydra facility, there’ve been signs that he’s not ok.

Bucky stops faking a smile the moment Steve turns away from him.  

At the bar when Steve is recruiting the Howling Commandos, Bucky sits apart from everyone, tossing back whiskey like someone struggling with bad memories. He’s already got the thousand yard stare. And when he talks to Steve, it’s with an edge of false bravado. 

When Steve first finds Bucky, he was repeating his name, rank and serial number like a mantra, a sign that he’d probably been interrogated and/or tortured. Another blogger pointed out that the bruises on his cheek and forehead look like they were caused by the equipment used to wipe him in CATWS. Zola, in all likelihood, had already begun the process of breaking Bucky down. 

Can you imagine the courage it took for Bucky to follow Steve onto that train? 

Bucky likes Deadpool’s wife

Captain America seduces Peter Quill’s ex

Everett Ross and Doctor Strange are best friends

Tony Stark has relationship with aunt May in Rome

Spider-man and Thor goes to sea hunting whales

Pepper is dating Hulk

Old Spider-man tries to be part of  the Avengers

Vulture is a superhero (None other than Batman)

And Natasha and Steve are happy together

Tony also used to hunt the Zodiac killer with Hulk

Ronan used to date Lois Lane

Fury was on a SWAT team with Bullseye

And Hawkeye and Falcon used to work bomb disposal together

Ego and Ultron used to be bros

Hulk used to date Electra

Falcon used to work with Aldrich Killian

Clint and Batman used to be blood brothers

Claire Temple used to date Bullseye

Clint and Bullseye used to be cop buddies

Pietro and Wanda have a kid

Clint and Wanda hunt killers in the Wyoming ice desert

and Gamora got engaged to Cassian Andor

and Loki also hooked up with Ayesha

Meanwhile Fury, Rhomann Dey and Loki went looking for Kong…

… along with Carol Danvers

Stephen Strange and Loki fought together in WWI

Thor and Zemo raced cars

Captain America and the Black Widow tried to cheat their way through the SATs to get into college

Dr Strange fought in World War I while trying to figure out his strained marriage to Maya Hansen

Professor X and his best mate, Howard Stark, tried to scam a quiz show…

… leading Howard Stark to kick Dr. Strange’s ass

Meanwhile in Detroit, Falcon gets into rap battles with Eminem 

optional step six: shared life experience

Steve: What is this?

Bucky: Fine dining