M'aiq knows much, tells some

In Elsweyr, it is perfectly acceptable to boop someone for no reason

M'aiq do you have a source for that.

M'aiq always has sources! Very reliable ones.

Such as?

Such as M'aiq, of course!

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PINKY PROMISE I SWEAR YOU'LL BE SAFER THAN A RACCOON IN AN ATTIC

...M'aiq will attend your next tea party.

M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not. Adopt M'aiq, and he will tell you many true facts.

M'aiq thinks that carrying all those skulls around is a bit odd. Perhaps you should find something else to collect, yes?

Okay, I'll start collecting calipers 👍🏻

NO. YOU GIVE THE CALIPERS TO M'AIQ RIGHT NOW. M'AIQ MUST HAVE ALL CALIPERS.

I know M'aiq is a reasonable person. Would M'aiq trade this one's calipers for an assortment of sweets M'aiq has collected on his travels?

M'aiq will gladly make this trade. Sweets for calipers. A very good trade.

M'aiq thinks that carrying all those skulls around is a bit odd. Perhaps you should find something else to collect, yes?

Okay, I'll start collecting calipers 👍🏻

NO. YOU GIVE THE CALIPERS TO M'AIQ RIGHT NOW. M'AIQ MUST HAVE ALL CALIPERS.

M'aiq thinks that carrying all those skulls around is a bit odd. Perhaps you should find something else to collect, yes?

Okay, I'll start collecting calipers 👍🏻

NO. YOU GIVE THE CALIPERS TO M'AIQ RIGHT NOW. M'AIQ MUST HAVE ALL CALIPERS.