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Valentineâs Day is upon us, so thereâs some shippy doodles! I tried to do cute but it is what it is.
Leliana is wearing this gown that I gave her a while ago. And IDK about anyone else, but I thought that Blackwall walking Sera down the aisle would be adorbs af
So...
I found a list of random plot starters to spark some creativeness, and this is what I came up with.
Timeline, after Haven and Crestwood, before heading to the Western Approach (the first time back at Skyhold)
Enjoy!
âJosephine, Iâm done.â Elli said quietly as another group of dignitaries left. She had met with what felt like an endless stream of nobles and ambassadors who were eager to meet the newly declared Inquisitor. Her face hurt from smiling, throat sore from talking, and she hadnât had a chance to catch up with her thoughts since she returned from Crestwood this morning. Her eyelids were heavy with unbidden sleep. Â
Josephine looked up from her notes, her brows slightly furrowed, âThere are still people to meet, some that have been here for over two weeks waiting for-â a few more envoys from Nevarra came up to them, cutting her off. Elli took this as her chance, nodding her head at the gentlemen before making her way towards her quarters.
She walked up the wooden stairs quickly, being mindful of the debris that still littered the walkway from Skyholdâs years of abandonment. There was a chill in the part of the keep, and she was grateful when she reached the top of the stairs of her room. Someone had been in the room earlier that day and had kindled a fire. Elli added a few more logs and stroked the flames before sitting back and surveying the room. Her only other time in her room was just before she went to Crestwood to meet with Stroud, and much had changed.
Well, this was fun. I havenât written in a while (and never for Dragon Age) so why not?
Skyhold had long fallen silent, but still, Elli could not sleep.
Again.
Sighing, she pushed herself out of bed, crossing the room to grab her robe to guard against the cool night air. She cast a thought to lighting a candle before deciding against it and left the stillness of her room, her feet following a path that has become habit. Down the stone stairs, cold against her bare feet. Through the Great Hall, the fire in the hearth long since dead, tables clear. Soon enough, she found herself in front of the door of the Chantry. Elli pushed the door open slowly, cringing slightly when the creak of the door seemed to echo in the silence.Â
The makeshift chapel was empty and dim, save for the candles glowing softly on the other end of the room. This had become a place of refuge for many after the events at Haven, a place where the faithful could come and find peace as the world seems to fall apart around them.Â
She wished she could find that feeling, but the weight of what was lost to get here weighed heavily on her. Her keeper was not here for guidance, and the longer she was here, the less sure of herself she became. She shook her head, trying to clear the clouds of self doubt that always seemed to be floating in the back of her mind.
She knelt in front of the statue of Andraste and closed her eyes, not really sure what to say. For all of her time surrounded by humans, she still understood so little of them. She heard the Chant from the various sisters around Skyhold, but what did they do in their own silent contemplation? She took a deep breath and tried to clear her mind once again, pleading that this Maker could give the answer or peace that her own Gods did not.  Â
Alas, it was not to be. Disgusted with herself, she jumped quickly to her feet, intending to make her way back to her quarters and attempt to sleep. The last thing she was expecting to collide with someone at the door.
âInquisitor, are you alright? Itâs quite late.â He put out a hand to steady her.
Her eyes widened in surprise, now acutely aware of her less than normal state of dress, and of his hand on her arm, âIâm fine, Commander. I was just about to head back to my quarters actually.â She stepped out of the chantry, âGood night.â
âInquisitorâŚElli, just a moment.â Cullen called after her, the use of her name making her stop in surprise.â
âIs there a problem?â She asked. Cullen caught up to her quickly, leaning against on of the pillars near where Elli had stopped. He took a few steps to close the distance between them and shook his head.
âWould you mind if I walked you back?â
Of all the things that she could have expected him to ask, it wasnât that, and she wasnât quite sure how to respond at first. She finally nodded her assent and the two began walking back toward the Great Hall in silence.
They reached her door a few minutes later, the silence between them odd, but comfortable, but there was a look on Cullenâs face that she couldnât quite identify as she turned to say goodbye. After a moment he nodded and turned around, heading toward the entrance, leaving Elli more confused than ever.
She watched him leave with a strange feeling settling into the pit of her stomach before opening her door and climbing the stairs to her room. She could think on it more in the morning. For now, she was hoping for sleep.
I need to start writing again
Get to know my character
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01. What does your characterâs name mean? Did you pick it for the symbolism, or did you just like the way it sounded? 02. What is one of your characterâs biggest insecurities? Are they able to hide it easily or can others easily exploit this weakness? 03. What would be their favorite physical trait about themselves? 04. What are their favorite traits about their lover? (one psychological and one physical) 05. Are they sexually confident or more of the shy type? 06. Do they have any hobbies that their lover finds unusual, odd, or otherwise annoying? 07. Is there a catchphrase or sound that they tend to make a lot (likely without being aware of it)? 08. What is, perhaps, their biggest flaw? Are they aware of this or oblivious to it? 09. Do they have a favorite season? What about a favorite holiday? 10. Is your character more feminine or masculine? 11. What is something that would make your character fly into a rage? 12. Is there some particular talent, skill, or attribute that they simply could not give up? 13. What are your characterâs sleeping habits? Heavy or light sleeper? Blanket stealer? One that always rolls onto the floor? Pushes their lover onto the floor? Sleep talker or walker? 14. Do they live alone or with family? How do they feel about their family/roommates? 15. Is there a certain person in this world that they cannot stand? The very mention of this personâs name makes them tremble with anger or fear. 16. Is your character the athletic type or more of a couch potato? What are some sports/games that they like? 17. Does your character have dreams of getting married and/or having children? 18. What kind of home would they want to live in? Where would they place this abode? 19. Would your character be the kind to get into fights? (physical or verbal) Would they be a good fighter or cave in rather easily? 20. Does your character like animals? What are some of their favorite animals? Would they want pets? What about mythological creatures? 21. What is one of your characterâs biggest fears? How would they react when dealing with this fear? 22. What kind of tattoos, piercings, birthmarks, freckles, and other such unique physical features do they have? 23. What is your character like when it comes to school? What subjects are they good/bad at? Do they get in trouble a lot or are well behaved? 24. In their own words, how would your character describe what their lover is like? 25. Is there something traumatic from your characterâs past that greatly affects them even to this day? 26. What is their lover like sexually? How do they feel about their loverâs quirks, needs, etc? 27. If your character was going to get arrested, what would be the most likely reason for it? 28. If your character became a celebrity, what would they be famous for? 29. What is one of the most courageous things your character has ever done for a loved one? 30. When it comes to the arts (music, film, theater, etc), what does your character like? 31. Would your character be the kind capable of killing? Would they enjoy killing or only use it when necessary or, perhaps, refuse to kill no matter what? 32. If your characterâs lover offered to take them out on a dream date, what would they want to do? 33. If your character wanted to be alone, where would they go? 34. Does your character have favorite foods? (breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, snacks, etc) 35. Is your character afraid of death? If they got to choose how to die, how would they want to go? 36. Does your character have any medical conditions? Are they serious or minor? Do they affect their day to day life? 37. What are some of your characterâs pet peeves? What are some things that annoy them or disgust them? 38. What kind of weather does your character like? Cloudy skies, rainy days, sunshine, etc? 39. When people look at your character, is there some assumption they might make about them just by appearance? Is that assumption correct? 40. Does your OC have any guilty pleasures they enjoy? Hobbies, past times, music, etc that they wouldnât want known by others? 41. Does your characterâs family affect your character in any way? 42. Is there anything in your characterâs past that they regret, haunts them, or they wish they could change? 43. Does your character have a switch that changes aspects of their personality whether they are around friends, family, etc. Is there someone who gets to see their true self? 44. Is there a particular event that would emotionally devastate your character? 45. Is your character the kind to hide their true emotions or do they wear their heart on their sleeve?
46. What is some random affectionate thing that your character always does to their lover? 47. Is your character outgoing? Would they be the leader of the friend group, or the quiet one that gets dragged along? 48. Is there anything in particular that would ignite your characterâs jealousy? Or does your character not get envious? 49. What is something that your character has nightmares about? Are these frequent? Do they heavily affect your characterâs mood? 50. If your character confessed love to their crush, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc, what would they say?

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30 Days of Character Building
1.) Describe your characterâs relationship with their mother or their father, or both. Was it good? Bad? Were they spoiled rotten, ignored? Do they still get along now, or no?
2.) What are your characters most prominent physical feature
3.) Name one scar your character has, and tell us where it came from. If they donât have any, is there a reason? Â 4.) How vain is your character? Do they find themselves attractive? Â 5.) Whatâs your characterâs ranking on the Kinsey Scale? Â 6.) Describe your characterâs happiest memory. Â 7.) Is there one event or happening your character would like to erase from their past? Why?
8.) Day of Favorites! Whatâs your characterâs favorite ice cream flavor? Color? Song? Flower?
9.)Â Who does your character trust? Â 10.) Can you define a turning point in your characterâs life? Multiples are acceptable. Â 11.) Is there an animal you equate with your character? Â 12.) How is your character with technology? Super savvy, or way behind the times? Letters or email?
13.) What does your characterâs bed look like when he/she wakes up? Are the covers off on one side of the bed, are they all curled around a pillow, sprawled everywhere? In what position might they sleep?  14.) How does your character react to temperature changes such as extreme heat and cold?  15.) Is your character an early morning bird or a night owl?  16.) Are there any blood relatives that your character is particularly close with, besides the immediate ones? Cousins, Uncles, Grandfathers, Aunts, et cetera. Are there any others that your character practically considers a blood relative?  17.) Whatâs your characterâs desk/workspace look like? Are they neat or messy?  18.) Is your character a good cook? Whatâs their favorite recipe, whether theyâre good or not? (Microwave mac-and-cheese applies.)  19.) Whatâs your characterâs preferred means of travel?  20.) Does your character have any irrational fears?  21.) What would your characterâs cutie mark be?  22.) If your character could time travel, where would they go?  23.) Is your character superstitious?  24.) What might your characterâs ideal romantic partner be?  25.) Describe your characterâs hands. Are they small, long, calloused, smooth, stubby?  26.) Second day of favorites! Favorite comfort food, favorite vice, favorite outfit, favorite hot drink, favorite time of year, and favorite holiday.  27.) Pick two songs that describe your character at two different points of their life, and explain why you chose them.  28.) If your characterâs life was a genre, what would it be?  29.) How does your character smell? Do they wear perfume or cologne?  30.) And finally: Write a letter to your character, from yourself.
(I found this on a website a long time ago, and have pretty much given up trying to find the blog it came from. So if you know the original writer/source, I would appreciate the info. Otherwise, just letting people know that I didnât create this. ^_~)
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For the tough-hearted who wants incredible angst that could fit either a platonic and/or romantic scenarios. Feel free to change the pronouns / sentence structure according to your preferences!  TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of deaths.
i. leaving / left.
âWait, youâre leavingâŚ?â
â[Name] just told me. Youâre gonna leave?â
ââŚwhere are you going?â
âI didnât wanna believe [Name], but youâre really leaving, huh.â
âI donât understand why you didnât tell me sooner.â
âI donât know what to say, do you want me to wish you good luck or something? âCause I hate this. I hate every part of this.â
âI donât⌠I donât want to let you go.â
âPlease donât go.â
âWhy canât you stay?â
âIs it because of me? Am I not enough?â
âDid I do something wrong?â
âYou have to let go of me.â
âNo, no, just â just one second longer, please. Let me hug you for one more secondââ
âNo, donât tell me itâs okay, itâs not okay, youâre leaving me!â
ââŚwill you be gone long?â
âYou wonât come back, will you?â
âThereâs the train / plane / taxi. I â I gotta go.â
âYouâre really not saying goodbye?â
âAll you left me was a letter, saying youâre sorry. Youâre pathetic.â
âIf you love me, please donât go.â
âIâm really trying not to put my abandonment issues on you, but Iâm fucking scared, okay? Iâm scared youâll leave. And you are.â
ii. dying / died.
âWait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. This canât be real, can it? You canât be⌠You canât be dying.â
âThis is some sick joke, right? Youâre not really sick. This is some kind of prank? âCauseâ cause this isnât funny, [Name], you canâtââ
âNo, no, no, I love you, please â please come back.â
âNo, please, no. Donât fall asleep. No, open your eyes, come on, look at meââ
âI wish we had more time.â
âEvery day I come in here knowing that one of these days that damn bed will be empty and every time, I feel like screaming and wishing I could tell the universe to take me instead, but they wonât. Itâs you. Theyâre taking you. So tell me how Iâm supposed to live with that?â
âYou die, I die.â
âI donât think I can go home knowing I wonât see you around anymore.â
âYouâll be fine. Youâll be okay. Youâre just a little cold. Right?â
âIâm sorry I didnât do much before. I wouldâve taken you everywhere. I wouldâve loved you right.â
âI wish you couldâve just broken my heart in the normal way. At least youâd be alive.â
âIâm telling the nurse Iâm staying by your side tonight. I donât care if itâs not allowed, Iâll fight them.â
âWeâre running out of time.â
âAnythingâs better than this. Than you, gone. What am I supposed to do without you, huh?â
âListen to me, you are the most important person in my life. Iâm sorry youâre going through this.â
âI donât want you to see me like thisâŚâ
âIf you must die, die knowing your life was my lifeâs best part.â
âMaybe in another life.â
âThe doctors said I donât have much time left. I - Iâm sorry.â
âI just saw you. You were â you were laughing. You canât be gone.â
iii. separating /Â separated.
âSo, this is it, huh?â
ââŚfor all itâs worth, I loved you. So much.â
âIâm sorry for what I did.â
âYou deserve better. You always have.â
âTell me this isnât you breaking up with me.â
âI still remember the first time I saw youâŚâ
âPlease donât cry, please, Iââ
âCâmon baby, donât â donât make this harder than it is.â
âDonât cry with me, stupid. I thought this was mutual.â
âI canât believe youâre breaking my heart like this.â
âWe had a good run, didnât we? We really loved each other, right?â
âITâS OVER, DO YOU HEAR ME?! WEâRE DONE!â
âIf you show your face around me the second time, I will kill you.â
âWho wouldâve thought weâd ended up here. Hating each other.â
âWe were⌠we were so in love.â
âItâs not even about the other person, itâs us okay? Itâs us. Weâre a problem.â
âI donât wanna hurt you. Not more than this. Iâm sorry.â
iv. miscommunication.
âYou fucking ignored me. You didnât even tell me why!â
âSo now that youâre in deep shit, you suddenly remember me again? How convenient!â
âFuck you! FUCK YOU! I NEEDED YOU! AND YOU WERENâT THERE!â
âI donât know why we stopped talking. I wish you would just tell me.â
âYou wonât even look me in the eyes anymore.â
âDid I really hurt you that bad? I didnât know.â
âYou never said anything! Every time youâre angry or sad, you just kept it in!â
âI never knew what you were thinking.â
âIâm so tired of reaching out only to realise Iâm grasping on thin air.â
âWhy canât we just talk like we used to?â
âThings were so easy back then.â
âYouâre not the same person I knew.â
ââŚI still care about you, you know.â
âYou just left. I didnât why. I didnât know what happened.â
âI wish things were different.â
âYouâre giving me the cold shoulder again. How typical.â
âYou know what you did wrong? You didnât believe me.â
âI just wanted you to be there. I just wanted to know that I wasnât alone. And you failed.â
âLook, can we⌠can we not talk about this now? Please?â
âIâve been trying to talk to you, but itâs like IâM TALKING TO A BRICK WALL!â
v. betrayal / betrayed.
âI trusted you.â
âYou trust me? Honey, thatâs your fault.â
âYouâre looking at me like Iâm your biggest mistake. I already know I am.â
âYou fucking manipulated me. You made me believe you.â
âSo all those times we spent together? That was, what, for show?â
âI thought⌠I thought we were friends.â
âI thought we had something special.â
âYou were like a brother to me!â
âI never really had anybody before. But then you came. I shouldnât have known even you would screw me over.â
âSCREW YOU! DONâT EVER SHOW YOUR FACE TO ME AGAIN!â
âYouâre not even moving. Youâre THAT shocked that I did this to you? You mustâve really trusted me.â
âI â I didnât want to. But I had to.â
âIt wasnât easy, you know? I⌠I really liked you.â
âOh, stop playing victim. You had this coming.â
âYouâve always treated me like shit! And now youâre surprised I would do this to you?!â
âIt wasnât all fake, what we had. You were just not my endgame.â
âI canât believe I shared my food with you. Turned out, youâre just a scheming scumbag, like the rest of them!â
âItâs my fault. I put my faith in you. They warned me not to.â
âBelieve you? Yeah. The last time I did went SO well.â
âIâd rather walk into an ongoing traffic than to trust you again.â
âI let you into my life and you did thisâŚ? I shouldâve known.â
âPlease tell me this isnât true. You wouldnât do this to me, would you? Would you?â
vi. misc scenarios.
[Text] I hate you.Â
[Text] I keep calling you hoping youâd pick up. Or text you, hoping youâd reply. But I know you wonât.
[Text] Iâve still got your stuff. What should I do about it?
[Text] I wish I could say I hate you, but we both know Iâm lying.
[Text] I donât wanna fight, I wanna see you.
[Text] I know weâre not talking, but I miss you.
[Text] Dumbass. Iâve always loved you. Leaving you was the hardest thing I ever did.
[Text] I wish it didnât end the way it did.
[Text] Iâll always have your back. Even after everything, okay? Always.
Romantic/Fluff Sentence Starters!
âYou have something in your hair - let me get it for you.â
âHm? Oh, sorry. I couldnât help but stare at you.â
âUm, would it be okay if I held your hand?â
âShut up and kiss me already.â
âYouâre the most important person in my life.â
âAre you tired? Here, Iâll carry you the rest of the way.â
âIâm not much of a chef, but⌠I really hope you like this.â
âSorry for calling so late - I couldnât stop thinking about you.â
âI need you more than you need me.â
âI want to kiss you and hold your hand any time I want.â
âI canât stop thinking about you⌠I canât.â
âThe truth is⌠I love you.â
âYou like me more than you like them, right? Right?â
âBe mine. Please.â
âI am who I am because of you.â
âItâs been a long day⌠letâs take a bath together.â
âWait, donât pull away - I want to hug you for awhile longer.â
âAh- I adore your laugh.â
âStop that, it tickles!â
âOuch, I bit my lip⌠kiss it better?â
âI donât want to get up⌠Iâm so warm beside you.â
âYouâre so intoxicating to me.â
âYour eyes are amazing⌠do you know that?â
âYouâre just so wonderful.â
âS-Stop looking at me like that! Youâre making me blushâŚâ
âAre you tired? Rest in your head in my lap.â
âYou, Me, Order In, Netflix⌠waddya say?â
âI want to be more than just friends with you.â
âFuck it - do you wanna get married?â
âYour smile is beyond gorgeous⌠please, keep doing it.â
âWhenever weâre together, I feel at home.â
âWill you say you love me? Pleeease?â
âWait, donât go! Canât you stay the night?â
âWow - you look⌠amazing.â
â*Puts hands over eyes from behind* Guess whooo?â
âIâm not jealous! Itâs just⌠youâre mine!â
âI want to go on a date! I demand it!â
âWe just met, this is crazy, Iâm referencing a song⌠but call me maybe?â
âWhat? No! I wasnât staring⌠I-I was looking at something behind you!â
âDo you want some? Here, open your mouth⌠Iâll feed you some!â
âItâs been a long day⌠here, let me give you a massage.â
âIs it alright if I call you princess?â
âItâs not like I like you or anything! ⌠Okay, well- maybe I do.â
âI think your perfect. Even with your flaws, youâre nothing but perfect.â
âThat was barely even a kiss! Do it again - please?â
âWhat? No. I wasnât aiming for your hand. I was reaching for the, uh- popcorn.â
I recently downloaded origins on sale and was wondering if you had any recommended mods for it?
sure, here are a couple of my faves! :) i left some out i know i got somewhere from social.bioware or some other place, because i cant find them anymore :/
gameplay stuff
chargenmorph compiler
madd gift guide
gift guide - awakening
skip the fade (i would not recommend this if its your first time playing dao!)
zevran asap (again, wouldnt recommend it if its ur first time)
extra dog slot (but deactivate this before doing âthe landsmeetâ, i encountered a bug during this quest because of this mod in my last playthrough)
zdf dialog fix (!!)
sleep until dawn
zev ring
character respecialization
make console commands visible
beyond ferelden base chest
cosmetic stuff
anto hairstyles
hairstyle day
hairstyle day vol 2
hair colours 1, 2
eye textures 1, 2, 3
freckles
sjc skin tones
cc extra tints and tones
barnzi face textures
mole and freckles textures
8 custom female scars
more presets 1, 2, 3
eyebrow presets
lotc female eyelashes
natural bodies all in one
armours & weapons
grey wardens of ferelden
the glorious zevran
witcher armours 1, 2
admirals coat
elvhenan weapons
universal dye kit
â§ Looking for blogs to follow (mostly Dragon Age)!
Please like and/or reblog so I can check out your blog! Itâs that time of year again. After the awful tumblr ban on adult content, my dash has died. Weâve lost a lot of great people. Iâm looking to make new friends/mutuals, and searching for active blogs that post about the followingâŚ
Dragon Age (from any title in the franchise)
Original content (art, writing/fanfic, text posts, etc)Â
Horizon Zero Dawn, God of War, Elder Scrolls
Meta game theories/ideas/breakdowns
Even more Dragon Age, pleaseÂ
Video games in generalÂ
Marvel
And just to be clear, this is an LGBT friendly blog, and no fandom discourse is ever posted here. I keep things as positive and inclusive as possible.Â

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I tried to include everything I could think of and find!
This map makes it look like nothing exists in Northern Thedas, but thatâs just because weâve never been there in-game, and so thereâs a vast difference in the amount of information known.
Drabble List
So I just finished posting the last of the previous volley of drabbles so I decided to come up with a new prompt list. Itâs mostly a hodge-podge of stuff from my own brain or inspired by songs or different shows and stuff but there are some from other prompt lists so, if anyone wants me to give credit, drop me a message and Iâll be sure to do so.
âIf you had asked me to stay, I wouldâve.â
âYouâre too good for this world.â
âCould you be happy, here, with me?â
âHow long do we have?â
âDo you think weâre bad people?â
âHow did we become this?â
âI can hardly stand myself.â
âGo to hell.â
âI know it doesnât seem like it, but Iâm going to take care of you.â
âThere was a time before all of this.â
âNo one will ever believe us.â
âDonât come near me or I swear Iâll kill you.â
âMy hobby is making fun of you when you talk.â
âI used to do a lot of things.â
âIt doesnât matter. Youâve moved on and I have to be okay with that.â
âDo you wish things had happened differently?â
âDonât you dare look him in the eye.â
âIâll be here as long as it takes.â
âWe were never meant to fight on our own.â
âSomethingâs clearly wrong.â
âThereâs nothing I can do anymore.â
âThis is going to hurt.â
âI donât need to be the hero tonight.â
âAm I ever going to see you again?â
âWe always have a choice.â
âYouâre holding back.â
âI donât want to feel like this tomorrow.â
âIs that a threat?â
âIf you donât like this world then change it.â
âAre you kidding me? Weâre not fine!â
âYou may be an idiot, but youâre my idiot.â
âKeep your eyes on me.â
âYou can lie to yourself but donât lie to me.â
âI wish I couldnât feel a damn thing.â
âIf you make one more stupid pun, I will literally stab you.â
âI wasnât going to mention it.â
âI tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.â
âIâm here for you.â
âWhat are you so happy about?â
âThatâs not what I meant and you know it!â
âYouâre putting words in my mouth!â
âWe have to stick together.â
âWeâll get through this. I promise.â
âDonât leave me behind.â
âWhat are you looking at?â
âHow did you find me?â
âWho did this to you?â
âI donât want to be alone right now.â
âI have to tell you something.â
âI need more time.â
âYou deserve better than me.â
âThis isnât fair!â
âIf you kill them, youâd better kill me too, because otherwise Iâm going to kill you.â
âPlease donât shut me out.â
âYou are my best friend in the whole world, okay?â
âDonât you dare die on me!â
âI donât want to talk about it.â
âYouâre out of your damn mind.â
âNo one can hurt me like you can.â
âYou are my sunshine.â
âThis is all my fault.â
âPlease, donât cry.â
âMaybe I canât fix you but that doesnât mean Iâm not going to try.â
âYou should see this.â
âYou make me feel invincible.â
âIâll keep you safe.â
âDonât look at me like that.â
âLetâs do something crazy.â
âWe are not going to steal someoneâs dog.â
âDo you trust me?â
âYou donât get to pick and choose. Youâre stuck with me.â
âYou know Iâm gonna win, right?â
âDonât underestimate what a person can do to protect those they care about.â
âI didnât mean what I said.â
âDo you ever follow directions?â
okay, I havenât written in nearly a year âŚ
BUT you can totally hit me up?Â
lets make a videogame how hard can it be
nevermind you have to know shit about computers
hey!! sorry to hijack this post, but there are a bunch of ways you can make videogames without knowing shit about computers!!Â
for starters, thereâs Twine, which is fucking great for making all kinds of interactive experiences (itâs what Crystal Warrior Ke$ha was made in so you KNOW itâs good) at all skill levels (i picked it up and made a game in two minutes a few nights ago)
if you want a bit more involved experience thereâs Inform 7Â which is a simple language for text-based adventure games that reads like slightly-weird English and also relatively easy to learn
you can do some pretty fucking cool stuff with Unity (my personal engine of choice) but you may need to dig a bit farther to get at the good stuff. thereâs lots of really good presets though (i made an entire game just mixing and matching pre-existing templates and adding in my own art, won an award at a game jam for that one) and if you want help the communityâs pretty dang friendly from what iâve seen!
this is just a taste of whatâs out there from what iâve seen, but thereâs so many cool resources out there. if anyone wants help getting started, iâm around to give you a leg up on making something in the coolest, most unexplored art medium around!
Iâm addinâ to this post because lowering the barrier to entry for making games is super important to me!!!! If yâall have any questions about making games, youâre welcome to come and ask! I made this list a while back with some friends, so it has some of the programs John already mentioned.
2D Editors:
GameMaker : Potential for pure drag-and-drop âprogrammingâ. It is recommended to read-up on the programâs functions to make good use of it. Good for prototyping. Uses its own language called Game Maker Language (GML) that is similar to a C language (e.g. C++ or C#). For both Mac and PC; free version available.
Construct2 : Drag and drop level editor that uses an âIf-Thenâ event sheet structure for programming. Good for prototyping and for beginners. For PC; free version available.
GameSalad : Drag and drop with no code requirement. Good for programming. For both Mac and PC; free version available.
Solpeo : HTML5 based game engine for 2D and isometric game development. Some programming knowledge needed. Platforms supported: Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer 9+. Free version available.
Stencyl : Drag and Drop âprogramming,â templates you can edit the variables/values for.
Scratch : Lego-block-style coding platform by MIT; totally free and a great intro to thinking in code. Very kid-friendly and comes with a community site. Browser version available.
3D Editors:
Unity : 3D editor that creates 3D games. Can build games for browser, as an app, or for mobile devices (iOS and Android). For both Mac and PC; free version available.
UDK (Unreal Development Kit) : Full-fledged, highly advanced editor. Features a complete set of tools that go from level design to visual scripting to cut-scene creation. Uses itâs own programming language called Unreal Script that can be arranged with Kismet, a visual code editor. For Mac and PC; free.
2D Art/Animation Software:
GIMP : Free photo editing and digital painting software.
Easy Paint Tool SAI : Free digital painting software with a UI similar to Photoshop.
Mischief : Free digital painting software with an endless canvas.
3D Art/Animation Software:
Sculptris : From the company that created Zbrush, this free software is ideal for beginning 3D sculptors.
Maya : Animation, VFX, lighting, and rendering software.
Magical Voxel : Voxel Art (3D Pixel Art). Very intuitive and quick to pick up.
SketchUp : Â Architectural modeling software, great for creating 3D environments and buildings. Free version available.
Text-Based Games:
Twine : Create interactive text stories using Twineâs visual map system that links your game together. Easy to learn and use. End result is browser-based. For Mac and PC; free.
Quest : Interactive text stories that you can build in-browser.
RenâPy : Create visual novels using a modified version of Python that reads like a combination of stage directions and a CYOA novel. For PC, Mac, and Linux; free.
Audio Resources/Editors:
Indie Game Music : This site offers free indie music with no need to worry about royalties or licenses.
Audacity : A free, open-source, cross-platform sound editor that allows you to record and arrange sound.
Super Flash Bros. : This site allows you to record theremin-like (8bit) sounds and export them as .wav files for your games.
FL Studio : Free music composition software.
Miscellaneous Tools:
Donjon RPG Tools : Randomly generates maps, items, XP, etc.
W3Schools : Web-code tutorial database: HTML, CSS, Javascript+.
Debut Video Capture : Video screen capture to record Letâs Play videos, showcase your game on Youtube, etc.
Korsakow : Free tool for creating interactive and database films.
Processing : Flexible programming language used for visual and interactive artworks and simulations.
From Student to Designer, Part 2 : Tips for making a well-rounded, solid portfolio
Places to Publish/Share:
Itch.io : Platform for self-publishing games
Philome.la : Place to share Twine Games
@slimetony how does it feel to have your shitpost be turned into a helpful resource
It feels like a betrayal of every tenant of humor I subscribe to. Helping people is an alien concept to me. It makes me upset.
I have something to add!!
Do you want to just sit down and tell a little story in game form? Give Bitsy a try! Its completely accessable for everyone who can use a browser, doesnât require any programming knowledge, has everything built in already, and you donât even have to be âgoodâ at art to make something playable and fun! I love bitsy and the community around it is super kind and welcoming!
Eyes on You
My Dragon Age crack ship. Garrett Hawke x Alissa Trevelyan. These two nerds are one of my favorite ships despite not writing much about them. Pretty sure @crazy-bone-lady got the brunt of my love for them. XD Thanks again for putting up with my random thoughts and vents regarding them!! Expect canon divergence. A lot of canon divergence.
Rogue, thieving bastard, and dog lord had been hurled at him throughout his year of service to the smuggler band. Garrett Hawke merely gritted his teeth and trudged through it. His family needed him and so heâd take any abuse flung his way to keep them fed. When the year was up, he was looking at a desperate situation. There was no money coming in to help feed his family and his sister needed protection from the Templars. Bethany tried not to show her worry but it was there. His mother worried most of all, despite his best efforts to keep it from her. Bartrand had been his last desperate hope. Then he met Varric Tethras. Through his connections, things didnât look as bleak for the Hawke family. All he had to do was earn enough coin to get in with the expedition. Work was always around for anyone with a willing back, but most turned their noses up at Fereldens.
âIâm telling you Hawke. Itâll be worth your while to pay her a visit. Dimples always has extra work.â Varric shrugged as they walked into Hawkeâs home in Lowtown. The woman he knew always had work for those willing, and it wasnât grunt work. She was honest and dealt fairly. It was one of the reasons he enjoyed her company so much. That and she was like him. Couldnât identify with what her family held so dear, and became a bit of a black sheep. Through sheer tenacity sheâd brought the brewery from the brink of bankruptcy. He couldnât believe she was running the brewery at the tender age of twenty-one. Made him so proud, even as she teased him about being in the old house.
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If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I donât fucking trust you
A note:
I live in a state where you âhave toâ report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:
Assume everyone who doesnât speak English is visiting.
Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know theyâre not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. Thatâs terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborersâ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I canât afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes itâs not even about âaffordingâ them. They say theyâve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isnât your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you donât recallâyou meet a lot of people.
And then, if youâre asked: no, you havenât seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.
Very good very important addition
Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.
Donât do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.
In this case:
âHave you seen an illegal immigrant?â
âCould you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?â
*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*
âNo, sir, I havenât seen any illegal immigrant.â
And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you canât see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.
Iâm not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.
So, Iâm a lawyer, who deals with immigration though does not specialize in it. But hereâs the thing(s):Â
1) Even someone whoâs working could be here on a migrant (or other sort of) visa (hey, there are a few thousand per year, and *someone*âs got to get them, right?) or could be waiting for their case to resolve in immigration court, after having come to America to join a born or naturalized American family member.Â
2) Even people who are working improperly could have come into the country legally â and just overstayed their visa or be violating the conditions of their visa, and you have no idea what the niggly little regulations that govern that might be.Â
3) If a law enforcement officer asks you about a neighbor/friend/etc., take this moment to remind them that, unlike them, you cannot ask a random person off the street for their ID and be entitled to a response.Â
4) Even if someone has told you that they are undocumented, you still donât know, do you? Humans lie all the time. How could you know for sure? You canât, because they canât prove that they have a lack of papers. Just because you havenât seen papers doesnât mean they donât exist!Â
5) Donât ever talk to cops in general. Why are you talking to a cop? Stop that, as soon as it is safe and feasible.Â
Love,
a very tired public defender
Romantic/Fluff Sentence Starters!
âYou have something in your hair - let me get it for you.â
âHm? Oh, sorry. I couldnât help but stare at you.â
âUm, would it be okay if I held your hand?â
âShut up and kiss me already.â
âYouâre the most important person in my life.â
âAre you tired? Here, Iâll carry you the rest of the way.â
âIâm not much of a chef, but⌠I really hope you like this.â
âSorry for calling so late - I couldnât stop thinking about you.â
âI need you more than you need me.â
âI want to kiss you and hold your hand any time I want.â
âI canât stop thinking about you⌠I canât.â
âThe truth is⌠I love you.â
âYou like me more than you like them, right? Right?â
âBe mine. Please.â
âI am who I am because of you.â
âItâs been a long day⌠letâs take a bath together.â
âWait, donât pull away - I want to hug you for awhile longer.â
âAh- I adore your laugh.â
âStop that, it tickles!â
âOuch, I bit my lip⌠kiss it better?â
âI donât want to get up⌠Iâm so warm beside you.â
âYouâre so intoxicating to me.â
âYour eyes are amazing⌠do you know that?â
âYouâre just so wonderful.â
âS-Stop looking at me like that! Youâre making me blushâŚâ
âAre you tired? Rest in your head in my lap.â
âYou, Me, Order In, Netflix⌠waddya say?â
âI want to be more than just friends with you.â
âFuck it - do you wanna get married?â
âYour smile is beyond gorgeous⌠please, keep doing it.â
âWhenever weâre together, I feel at home.â
âWill you say you love me? Pleeease?â
âWait, donât go! Canât you stay the night?â
âWow - you look⌠amazing.â
â*Puts hands over eyes from behind* Guess whooo?â
âIâm not jealous! Itâs just⌠youâre mine!â
âI want to go on a date! I demand it!â
âWe just met, this is crazy, Iâm referencing a song⌠but call me maybe?â
âWhat? No! I wasnât staring⌠I-I was looking at something behind you!â
âDo you want some? Here, open your mouth⌠Iâll feed you some!â
âItâs been a long day⌠here, let me give you a massage.â
âIs it alright if I call you princess?â
âItâs not like I like you or anything! ⌠Okay, well- maybe I do.â
âI think your perfect. Even with your flaws, youâre nothing but perfect.â
âThat was barely even a kiss! Do it again - please?â
âWhat? No. I wasnât aiming for your hand. I was reaching for the, uh- popcorn.â