None Of This Would Be A Problem If I Were A Wizard

The thing that non phannies don't get also is that we are NOT in denial. We know and they know we know and they're teasing us about it on purpose. The hard launch thing is literally unexplainable if you're not in it but we do KNOW they're together. There's just like a lot going on okay you don't get it!!

This feels like when you’re finally invited to sit at the Adult Table and learn all the family lore in the most surreal infodump of all time

didnt fucking expect dan howell twist the "fyi i like vagina" tweet into trans positivity but LETS GOOOOO

daniel james howell’s long and profound journey of personal growth and self acceptance reblog if you agree

Dan really went from internet stalker to house husband with credit card access. His skillset is absolutely unmatched.

imagine being 18 and you’ve been stalking your favourite youtuber for months and trying to grab his attention any chance you get by incessantly replying to his posts and then you post a selfie of yourself as bait and he replies with “stop being so damn pretty” like. good on dan for managing to act cool about it cos i would have killed myself without hesitation