Person A *staring at B*:
Person B *blushing* : Stop that.
Person A *still staring*: Huh?
Person B *blushing even more* : Just stop it.
Person A *doesn’t realize*: Like breathing?

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@cat-prompter
Person A *staring at B*:
Person B *blushing* : Stop that.
Person A *still staring*: Huh?
Person B *blushing even more* : Just stop it.
Person A *doesn’t realize*: Like breathing?

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Person A: All I’m saying is that it could’ve been anyone.
Person B:
Person A:
Person B: Babe, everyone saw you take the puppy, the police are coming.
Person A: YOU GUYS
Person B *whispering*: Shhhhhhhh can’t you see that everyone’s sleeping?
Person A *whispering*: Sorry.
Person B *whispering*: It’s fine, what were you yelling about anyways.
Person A *still whispering*: The kitchen’s on fire.
Fanfic: So they’re getting along really well.
Me: Aww that’s nice.
Fanfic: But get this.
Me: Yeah
Fanfic: last updated 4 years ago
Me:
Person A *smirking*: So you come here often?
Person B: This is my fucking house.

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Person B: Oh come on I didn’t mean it, I said I was sorry!
Person A: *crosses arms*
Person B: Please. I’ll do anything.
Person A: Anything?
Person B: Yes, I just want my best friend back.
Person A: Give me your body.
Person B: W-what?!
Person A: *opens arms for a hug*
Person B: oh okay-*hugs back* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Fanfic: So they’re in highschool
Me: yeah
Fanfic: But here’s the thing
Me: mhmm
Fanfic: One’s and nerd
Me: GO ON
Fanfic: AND THE OTHER ONE’S A JOCK
Me:
Secret Santa
Person C: Alright, here we have B’s gift from-
Person A: *coughs* Don’t tell them *cough*
Person C: ...Santa.
Person B: Babe I already know it was you.
Person A: What.
Person B: We literally went shopping together.
Person A:Â
Person B: I EVEN WRAPPED IT FOR YOU.
Person A: ...
Person A: Do you like it?
Person B: *sigh* Yes.
Person C: Where are you guys going?
Person B: We’re going to get grocer-
Person A: to rob a bank.
Person B:
Person A: We’ll decide in the car.
Person B: Babe, is something burning?
Person A: *smiles seductively* Just my burning love for you.
Person B: OH MY GOD THE OVEN’S ON FIRE.
Person A: No, that’s just my burning lo-
Person B: *blowing the fire away* GO GET HELP YOU HORNY BITCH.

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Overheard in School
Person A: I feel like I use sarcasm too much, don’t you think?
Person B: No, you’re just a liar.
Person A: oh.
Person B: Why is your back covered with scratches?
Person A: *flashbacks to Person B telling them to leave the raccoon alone*
Person A: I’m having an affair.
Person A: Can I get a milkshake with two straws?
Person B: Aww, babe! that’s so romantic!
Person A: *chugging the milkshake with both straws*: Were you thaying thomething?
Person B: Welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to dance?
Person A: *hiding a bag of tortilla chips behind their back* there’s been a misunderstanding.
Person B: Hey, I’ve been wanting to get this off my chest.
Person A: Go ahead you can trust me.
also Person A: please be your shirt please be your shirt please be your shirt please be your shirt please

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Person A: So i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold
Person B: What are you talking about, we're not even engaged.
Person A:
Person A: so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night!!
Person B: A and I have that type of relationship where we can finish each other’s-
Person A: sentences.
Person B: Don’t interrupt me.