welcome to alyssas lair

do you ever meet someone and you’re just amazed that such a kind and pure soul could exist on this planet

Why is my movie I’m illegally watching online buffering so much? This is not what I didn’t pay for.

Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me

And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me

Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me

Why Are You Ignoring McGonagall a testament to her good faith by me

Arthur Weasley was trying his best though my tombstone

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!