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“Here, I want you to drink this.”
“What would I do without you nagging me all the time?”
“When was the last time I told you how beautiful you are?”
“Where’d you get your clothes, five and dime store?”
“You know, I’ve liked you for four years and you treat me like shit, you know?”
“I cook for you, I do your laundry, I sleep with you, now you want a ride to work? Grow up!”
“Every time you go to the john, you lose IQ points!”
“Would you ever consider going out with somebody that had money?”
“My girlfriend is in there and I’m out here.”
“If he offended you I would gladly clean up this parking lot with his butt.”
“Can I, like, put my head in your lap?”
“Hey, you want beauty look in the mirror.”
“They just don’t write love songs like they used to.”
“I’m off like a dirty shirt.”
“Can I propose something to you without you getting upset or angry?”
“You run yourself down, why do you do that?”
“That’s called a sense of humor. You should get one, they’re nice.”
“I hope I’m not the only one in the world that knows what an incredible person you are.”
“Oh my God… I love this woman. I love this woman and I have to tell her.”
“You study so much it makes me ill.”
“Sometimes I get a little upset and I lose my temper.”
“I just don’t like to see my friends getting dumped on and punished for defending themselves.”
“Well, uh, we’ll just forget about this whole thing, okay?”
“If you put out signals that you don’t want to belong, people are going to make sure that you don’t.”
“I heard what happened and I came as fast as I could.”
“This woman is suffering inside, that’s all there is to it.”
“He’s gonna use your ass and throw you away.”
“You can’t do this and respect yourself.”
“It doesn’t change the way I feel about you.”
“I’m not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me.”
“When you get your heart splattered all over hell and you’re feeling really low and dirty, don’t look to me to help pump you back up, ‘cause maybe for the first time in your life, I won’t be there!”
“I can’t believe you’re actually saying this.”
“I can’t believe I actually associate with those people.”
“I didn’t come here to get you off, okay? That was not my idea.”
“Some day that girl’s gonna realize just what she missed.”
“I was with you. I had a great time.”
“I’m not really sure they’re gonna accept me.”
“You like him, he likes you. What his friends think shouldn’t make a difference.”
“I’m just overreacting, aren’t I?”
“I hate to disappoint you, but nothing happened.”
“Can you just hold me ‘til the song’s over?”
“Why can’t we start old and get younger?”
“He’s nursing some really serious wounds.”
“Nobody appreciates your sense of humor, you know.”
“Why don’t you just nail her and get it over with?”
“I’m getting really bored with this conversation.”
“Two weeks ago, if somebody told me that I’d be going out with you, I never would have believed them.”
“I think they still believe in arranged marriages.”
“Somebody doesn’t believe in me, I can’t believe in them.”
“This is gonna happen. I really want this to happen.”
“Never fall in love, you won’t like it.”
“She looked so beautiful…”
“I just want you to know I really appreciate this.”
“Where’d you get the money to pay for this?”
“You, you didn’t have to lie to me.”
“Why can’t you just forget her?”
“Why can’t you just realize that she’s gone and she’s not gonna come back?”
“She’s never coming back!”
“Why can’t you just accept it?”
“I loved her, too, y’know… She just didn’t love us back.”
“You know you can’t go on living every day in the past.”
“She left us, we didn’t leave her.”
“There was nothing we could do about it.”
“I’ve just been a blind fool.”
“I saw you and I thought you saw me.”
“I’m having a bad day, can we talk later?”
“Just say it! I wanna hear you say it.”
“You’re a filthy, fucking, no-good liar!”
“You don’t have the guts to tell me the truth!”
“You’re ashamed to be seen with me!”
“Just tell me the truth!”
“You don’t understand it; it has nothing at all to do with you.”
“It’s not worth getting worked up over it, y’know?”
“You got a problem, friend?”
“I could have killed him, I swear!”
“Oh, love is awful, isn’t it?”
“I just want to let them know that they didn’t break me.”
“I don’t give a shit what you do.”
“Oh, wow, you look great!”
“You, uh, you look stunning.”
“She thinks you’re shit, and deep down, you know she’s right.”
“Always believed in you, you just didn’t believe in me.”
“I mean, this is an incredibly romantic moment, and you’re ruining it for me.”
