It’s For The Bit

Me, looking at the IPA: so there’s nasal AND plosive bilabials?? Damn girl how many pussies do you HAVE!!

They should serve every sandwich at restaurants w two pickle spears so the greedy pickleless peasants at the table don’t die of jealously seeing the pickleful companion enjoy a savory refreshing treat

The number of walls I DIDNT punch when my brother visited should feel grateful for my pacifist tendencies

I saw mommy boypregging Santa Clause. THIS is the Christmas liberals want! 😡

Oh you think “sex” is good? Try dissociating to headlock by Imogen Heap on repeat for an hour😏

Arcane s2 really putting up some heavy contenders for the official title of my “poor little meow meow”

I said you’ll never catch me hating on a female character just because she breaks up my favorite ship BUT THEN arcane s2 act2 dropped and I forgot all about that ethos

Feeling grateful that I have an official Nemesis. Worried that I wouldn’t go far in life but look, mom, I have an Enemy!