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They get along like a forest fire
The good ol'Days
This is really how it was back then.
Just some junk memes I made
The Ship of the Day is:
Ryuko Tatsuma (Ryukyu) x Koichi Haimawari (The Crawler)

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something something alphonse level of detail joke
A continuation of my last post.
Really thinking about it, I only got back into drawing at the end of last year, and it was my first time digital drawing. Though that was with a photo editing software. Which makes this my first ever actually drawn by hand digital art.
(The second kid is Eveline from RE7, cause Pariah deserves a sibling, and I couldn't think up any better options.)
This was actually very fun. I'll probably make more of these. Elizabeth is fun to draw.
This is actually where Pariah came from. trust, Radical told me themselves.
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Moldy Mama Mia.
the people clearly havent shown they are readdy for mold Mia. We got mold Ethan, thats the boy we know. But come on bro! What if Mia was mold due to dying in RE8, and she is the main character. the game would work the same but be 100% better story wise. and the open fanfic potential.
The blorbo torment nexus. (a reminder, put your female characters in the torment nexus. its just as healthy for our girls as it is for our boys. it gives them dimensions and prevents over-babying. Hit Ashley with a hammer, its good for her character development.)
Back on track. Say Mia gets infected by some version of the mold, or even a sister species (oOoOoh some new ideas i hope). Mia becomes a test subject just like Eveline, having to face what she helped put Eveline through. They escape and now Mia and Eveline are forced to face each other and Mia has to come to terms with herself. The Connections become active villains. Ethan is a sorce of comedy, because he stays a average dude.
or what ever.
TL;DR: Give Mia THE MOLD! Make that woman fungus, it is good for her, mold couple and their moldy ass children, DO IT COWARDS!

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RE Pragmata
All Y'all, im on an RE binge, just got RE7. but i also pre-ordered Pragmata.
II cant stop thinking about the cool idea of a fic where Hugh and Ethan are swapped, and Diana and Eveline are swapped.
Mia is like a lunafiliment researcher or something. like, broskies, Evie deserves to be the daughter in a girl-dad action game. Ethan is a systems engineer; he knows his tech, so this is a situation he wouldn't be totally blind to.
RE8 Lord DLC concept
GONNA EXPAND ON THIS BECAUSE I LOVE THIS IDEA!!!
So basically this is just an idea of how i'd make a DLC about the RE8 lords cuz lets be honest THEY DESERVED ONE. So in my concept, instead of playing as the lords you'd play as one of the people in their lives (whether significant or insignificant) and experience the lords in a different perspective. Some are actual characters in the RE8 lore based off of the files, and some are just ocs i made
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IâŚâŚ.. have actually done this.
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... Wha-... dam, ya don't need to call me out like that... also it was barely a fanfic of a fanfic... it was more a remake of another work that grew a shell of dust. holy shit that fic is something like 13 years old.
Cool future fic premise
MHA X Chainsaw man idea.
Ryuko Tatsuma (Ryukyu) takes Denji's spot. Boom. fuckin Chainsaw dragon! would be so fuckin cool. imagine a chainsaw dragon riding a giant shark devil (mt lady as Beam), it would be fuckin awesome. and just because the agenda is always priority, Koichi is the bomb devil, and they get a happier ending.
OH! and what if Makima is AFO, Pop step is the blood fiend, and Natsuo is Aki. AND Katana man is Overhaul. Kishibe is probably Knuckleduster.

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Hero Hangover
The scent of stale beer and something vaguely metallic was the first thing to register. The second was a deep, rhythmic thumping against her ear. Ryuko groaned, the sound a dry, rattling thing in her own skull. Every thought was a rusty gear grinding against its housing. She was lying on something warm. Something alive. The thumping was a heartbeat.
She cracked open an eye, the dim light of the room feeling like a laser. She was sprawled across a manâs chest. A very specific, brown-haired man sheâd been talking to last night. Koichi. The Crawler, though she certainly hadn't known that then. The memory was a blur of laughter, clinking glasses, and Burninâs booming voice challenging the scruffy guy with the sharp teethâRapt, was it?âto an arm-wrestling match.
As if sensing her wakefulness, Koichi stirred beneath her. He shifted, his own groan echoing her internal misery. His eyes fluttered open, bleary and unfocused, before locking onto her. Confusion, then dawning horror, then a desperate attempt at politeness warred on his face.
"Uh⌠Good⌠morning?" he croaked.
Ryuko pushed herself up, the movement sending a fresh wave of pain crashing behind her eyes. "Don't talk so loud," she mumbled, her voice rough.
Thatâs when they both noticed the third presence.
A small weight settled between them, wriggling its way into the narrow space. A little girl, no older than four, with a wild mane of white hair and curious red eyes, was climbing onto the mattress. A single, small horn protruded from her forehead. She looked at them with a serene, unblinking gaze, then, with a quiet sigh of contentment, snuggled herself firmly between their torsos.
If Ryuko had to describe her, the phrase that surfaced from the depths of her hungover mind was one her father had used long ago, looking at her newborn brother: *a crinkled tissue*. She had that same shaggy, slightly fragile, yet utterly dishevled look.
Koichi stared, his brain seemingly buffering. "What⌠what the hell happened last night?" he whispered, the question meant for the universe as much as for her.
His eyes then scanned the room, and the buffering symbol in his mind turned into a full-blown system error. They were in *his* apartment. His one-room studio that was now littered with empty takeout containers, a discarded stiletto heel that definitely belonged to Uwabami, and a propped-up traffic cone. And then he saw it. He looked up.
Taped to the ceiling, secured by what looked like an entire roll of industrial-grade duct tape, was a gaunt, skeletal man with blond hair, sleeping soundly in a crisp, albeit now wrinkled, business suit. He was so tall his limbs dangled comically, like a puppet whose strings had been cut.
Ryuko followed his gaze. Her professional hero instinct screamed *hostile suspension!* but the throbbing in her head and the cozy presence of the little girl muted it to a dull *baffled observation.*
The man on the ceilingâToshinori Yagi, though they didn't know himâchose that moment to wake up. He blinked, his sunken blue eyes taking in the inverted world: the two young adults in bed, the strange child, the unfamiliar ceiling. His expression shifted from peaceful sleep to profound, universe-weary confusion. He tried to move an arm, but the tape held fast.
"Um," he said, his voice a reedy, embarrassed squeak. "A little assistance?"
The little girl between Koichi and Ryuko looked up at the talking man on the ceiling, then at Koichiâs stunned face, and finally at Ryukoâs pained one. She reached out a tiny hand and patted Ryukoâs cheek.
"Don't worry," the little girl said, her voice soft as a whisper. "The loud bunny lady said everything is fiiiine."
Rumi. Of course.
Koichi looked from the girl, to the stranger taped to his ceiling, to the Dragoon Hero in his bed. He let his head fall back onto the pillow with a soft thud.
"What the *hell* happened last night?" he asked again, this time with the utter, soul-deep resignation of a man who knew he was never going to get a straight answer.
The situation descended into a flurry of clumsy, hungover activity.
"Right. Right, okay. Let's get you down," Koichi said, scrambling out of bed. He wobbled for a moment, the room tilting, before steadying himself against a wall. He dragged his rickety desk chair under the suspended man. The tape was a nightmare, wrapped around the man's torso and limbs with a chaotic, almost artistic fervor.
Ryuko, meanwhile, gently scooped the little girl into her arms. The child was light as a feather and immediately nestled her head against Ryuko's shoulder, her red eyes blinking slowly. Ryuko's hero training kicked in, assessing the girl for any signs of injury or distress, finding only a serene, if confused, exhaustion.
After several minutes of careful peeling and muttered apologies from Koichi, the tall man finally came free, landing on the chair with a grace that seemed at odds with his emaciated frame.
"Thank you, young man," the man said, rubbing his sore arms. "My name is Toshinori Yagi. I... I must apologize for this intrusion."
"Koichi Haimawari," Koichi replied, still utterly bewildered. "And this is Ryuko Tatsuma. Do you... have any idea how you ended up on my ceiling, Mr. Yagi?"
Toshinori's brow furrowed in deep concentration, his skeletal face a mask of genuine confusion. "The last thing I clearly remember... I was having a quiet drink with my friend, Detective Tsukauchi. There was a commotion... I think a fight broke out near the bar entrance? Something about... a lizard? And a very loud woman laughing. After that, it's all... fuzzy. I have a vague memory of someone insisting I was 'perfect for the job' and then... a great deal of tape."
Ryuko, patting the now-dozing girl's back, shook her head. "That doesn't narrow it down much. My friends are... energetic." Her own memories were a shattered mosaic: Rumi arm-wrestling, Ayame flirting outrageously with Soga. Moyuru, and Moe doing shots with Rapt. And Koichi... she remembered talking to him. He was quiet, but his eyes were kind. He'd listened.
Frustrated, she pulled out her phone, wincing at the bright screen. Dozens of missed calls and messages from her sidekicks and the Hero Public Safety Commission. Ignoring them for a moment, she opened a news feed.
Her blood ran cold, cutting through the hangover like a knife.
"Koichi," she said, her voice low and urgent. "Look at this."
She turned the screen towards him. The headline was in massive, bold font: **SHEI HASAIKAI DECIMATED IN SHOCKING OVERNIGHT RAID!**
The article scrolled on, detailing how the notorious yakuza group, long suspected of developing illegal Quirk-destroying weapons, had their main compound utterly demolished in a surprise, unsanctioned attack. The perpetrators were believed to be a rogue team of top heroes: Miruko, Uwabami, Ingenium, and Ryukyu. Eyewitnesses also reported seeing a figure resembling the legendary All Might, andâthe article noted with particular intrigueâmultiple sources credited the Naruhata vigilante known as The Crawler with playing a "major, disruptive role."
A grainy, dark photo accompanied the article. It showed a silhouetted figure with a familiar blue-ish glow around his feet, zipping past a crumbling wall.
Koichi stared at the photo of himself. He stared at the headline. His mouth opened and closed, but no sound came out. The quiet, unassuming man who just wanted to help people in his own small way had apparently, according to national news, helped take down a major criminal empire while blackout drunk.
Toshinori, peering over Koichi's shoulder, read the article. His sunken eyes widened in sheer, unadulterated shock. All Might? *He* was supposedly there? In his current state? It was impossible. And yet... the evidence of their collective amnesia was sleeping in Ryuko's arms and had recently been taped to the ceiling.
The three adults stood in Koichi's trashed apartment, the only sound the soft breathing of the sleeping child. The weight of the impossible news story settled over them, heavy and surreal.
Toshinori Yagi, the Symbol of Peace, finally broke the silence, voicing the one question that bound them all together. He ran a hand down his gaunt face, a gesture of utter disbelief.
"What the hell," he whispered, his voice trembling with awe and confusion, "*happened* last night?"
The stale air of the apartment was suffocating under the weight of the news article. They had to find someone, anyone, who could piece this together.
"Let's go," Ryuko said, her voice firm despite the pounding in her head. She adjusted the sleeping Eri in her arms. "We can't stay here."
The trioâa dragon hero in a rumpled dress, a bewildered vigilante, and a skeletal man who may or may not have been All Mightâstumbled out of Koichi's apartment and into the hallway leading to the rooftop access. Koichi figured the fresh air might help clear their heads.
Pushing the heavy metal door open, the morning sun assaulted their sensitive eyes. And there, sprawled across the gravel-covered roof like a discarded action figure, was Rapt Tokage.
He was snoring loudly, one arm dangling over the side of a large air conditioning unit. His clothes were dusty, and a small, empty vial that smelled faintly of high-proof alcohol was rolling near his feet.
"Rapt!" Koichi hissed, shaking his friend's shoulder. "Rapt, wake up!"
Rapt grumbled, swatting at the air. "Five more minutes, lizard-breath... I'll beat ya this time..." he mumbled.
"It's Koichi! What happened last night?"
Rapt's eyes snapped open. He blinked, taking in the bizarre sight: a worried Koichi, a very serious-looking Ryuko Tatsuma holding a strange child, and a gaunt, blond stranger who looked like he'd been through a paper shredder.
"Koichi? The hell?" Rapt sat up, groaning and clutching his head. "Ugh. Feel like I got run over by a truck full of speakers."
"We need to know what you remember," Ryuko cut in, her tone leaving no room for argument. "About the yakuza. About her." She nodded down at Eri.
Rapt's brow furrowed as he dug through the foggy archives of his memory. "The yakuza... right. The Shie Hassaikai. Burnin' was pissed about something... something about 'quirk-erasing bullets'. Said it was an insult to heroes." He pointed a shaky finger at Eri. "The little girl. Her name's Eri. The bastards were using her... her blood or somethin'... to make those weird quirk things."
His gaze then drifted to Toshinori, and a slow, dawning recognition spread across his face. "And you... you're the guy who went all... *puff*!" Rapt gestured wildly, expanding his arms outwards. "You know, all big and muscular! You're All Might!"
Koichi and Ryuko stared at Toshinori, their jaws slack. The skeletal man flushed, coughing weakly into his fist, a small trickle of blood leaking from the corner of his mouth. "I... I assure you, young man, you must be mistaken..."
But the conviction in Rapt's hungover eyes was undeniable. The pieces were starting to fall into place, creating a picture that was both incredible and terrifying.
They moved to ground level, the morning city noise feeling unnaturally loud. Koichi, grasping for any familiar landmark, suggested the nearby park. It was a short, quiet walk, each of them lost in their own thoughts.
The park was serene. And occupied.
Draped precariously over the thick branch of a large oak tree, like a discarded scarf, was Moe Kamiji. Her signature flame-like hair was extinguished and drooping. A few feet away, slumped on a park bench with his head tilted back and snoring softly, was Moyuru Tochi.
It took several minutes of persistent shaking and calling their names to rouse them. Moe nearly fell out of the tree, while Moyuru simply groaned, his stony skin looking particularly gray.
"Ugh... my everything hurts," Moe mumbled, rubbing her temples. "The last thing I remember is... Rumi challenging someone to a race. And winning. I think."
Moyuru just grunted in agreement, looking too miserable to form words.
Ryuko did a quick headcount. "We're missing Soga, Ayame, and Rumi."
Moyuru, without opening his eyes, fumbled in his pocket and pulled out his phone. "Find My Phone," he slurred. "Soga never turns his off. Thinks he's too cool to lose it." He squinted at the screen, the bright map making him wince. After a moment, his stony eyebrows rose in surprise.
"It's... all the way across town. At the Uwabami Hero Agency."
A beat of silence passed over the group.
Rapt, now slightly more coherent, voiced the question on everyone's mind. His face was a perfect mixture of confusion and concern for his friend.
"The hell," he asked, utterly baffled, "is Soga doing at a *hero agency*?"
The train ride to Uwabami's agency was a silent, surreal journey. Eri remained a peaceful, sleeping weight, first in Ryuko's arms and then, when Ryuko's arms grew tired, transferred to Koichi. He held her with a surprising gentleness, his hangover-pale face softened by a look of quiet concern. Toshinori spent the trip hunched over his phone, texting Tsukauchi in a frantic, cryptic exchange.
*Toshinori: Tsukauchi. Are you alright? My memory is⌠compromised. There are reports of a raid. A child. I am with⌠unexpected company.*
*Tsukauchi: Toshinori! Thank god. I woke up in a holding cell with a note that said âYouâre welcome.â The Shie Hassaikai compound is a crater. The Commission is having a meltdown. Where are you?*
*Toshinori: It is a long story. There is a child named Eri. She is safe.*
Arriving at the sleek, modern agency, they were waved through by a bemused sidekick who clearly recognized Ryuko and Moe and knew better than to question why they were leading a bedraggled parade of civilians, a skeletal man, and a sleeping child into the boss's private penthouse elevator.
The penthouse was opulent and quiet. Ryuko carefully handed Eri back to Koichi. "Moe, with me. Let's find Ayame. She'll know where Rumi is."
The two women moved down the hall towards the master bedroom, their footsteps muffled by plush carpet. Ryuko pushed the door open gently. "Ayame? Are you inâ"
The words died in her throat.
The scene before them was one of profound, post-carnal chaos. Silk sheets were tangled in a heap on the floor. Ayame Hebiko, the Snake Heroine, was sprawled gloriously and utterly naked across the massive bed, her long hair a silken waterfall over the pillows. And curled against her, equally unclothed and sleeping with a look of smug contentment even in his unconscious state, was Soga Kugisaki.
The state of the roomâthe discarded clothes, the general aroma of sweat and expensive perfume, the visible bite mark on Soga's shoulderâleft very little to the imagination about the night's vigorous conclusion.
Moe let out a low whistle. "Well, damn."
Ryuko simply pinched the bridge of her nose, her headache returning with a vengeance. "I really, really hope she's on birth control," she muttered.
***
Twenty minutes later, the living room of the penthouse had become the world's most confusing and hungover debriefing room.
Ayame, wrapped in a silk robe, was sipping a glass of water with a wry, unrepentant smile. Soga, now wearing a pair of Ayame's spare sweatpants that were comically short on him, looked simultaneously mortified and fiercely proud. Toshinori had discovered a passed-out Tensei Iida in the kitchen, still in most of his Ingenium armor, his helmet serving as an improvised pillow against the marble countertops. He was now upright on the sofa, holding an ice pack to his head and looking profoundly confused.
Eri was the centerpiece, still sleeping soundly on a large, plush loveseat, a blanket tucked around her by a surprisingly maternal-looking Moe.
"Okay," Ryuko began, her voice cutting through the groggy silence. "Let's pool our information. From what we've pieced together, last night, after we all got drunk, we apparently decided to take down the Shie Hassaikai yakuza."
Tensei jolted. "We *what*?!"
Rapt nodded. "Yeah. They were makin' bullets that destroy quirks. Usin' the little girl."
All eyes turned to Eri. Ayame's playful smirk vanished, replaced by a sharp, protective glare. Soga's expression hardened.
"Koichi and I," Ryuko continued, gesturing to the brown-haired man who was trying to look very small in an armchair, "woke up together in his apartment. We found Eri there. And Mr. Yagi," she nodded to Toshinori, "was taped to the ceiling."
Tensei looked at the gaunt man. "And⌠Rapt claims you're All Might?"
Toshinori gave a weak, bloody-cough-into-a-handkerchief. "It⌠seems my secret was not entirely kept last night."
"We found Rapt on a roof, Moe in a tree, and Moyuru on a park bench," Koichi added softly.
"And we," Ayame purred, leaning against Soga, "evidently decided to⌠celebrate our victory in a more private manner." Soga grunted, a blush creeping up his neck, but he didn't pull away.
The room fell into a stunned silence. The fragments of the story were there: a booze-fueled, unsanctioned raid, a rescued child, a series of bizarre morning-after locations, and one very unexpected romantic liaison. They had the "what." But the "how"âthe specific, insane sequence of events that led a group of pro-heroes, a vigilante, and a bunch of civilians to topple a criminal empireâremained a complete and total mystery.
They all sat there, heroes and civilians alike, united by a shared hangover and a single, burning, unanswerable question.
The arrival of Detective Naomasa Tsukauchi was like a splash of cold water on the already surreal scene. He looked as tired as they felt, his trench coat rumpled and his expression one of profound professional exhaustion.
"Toshinori," he said with a nod, before his eyes swept over the assembled group. His gaze lingered on the sleeping Eri, and a flicker of relief passed over his face. "I see you found her. Good." He then took in the rest: the pro heroes in various states of disarray, the civilians, the stolen sweatpants, the general aura of collective regret. He sighed, long and deep.
"Alright. Let's start from the top, as I understand it," Tsukauchi began, pulling out a notepad he knew would be useless. "Sir Nighteye called you, Toshinori. He was... agitated. He let slip critical information about the Shie Hassaikai, a little girl named Eri, and the Quirk-destroying bullets. You," he pointed at Toshinori, "and you," his finger moved to Koichi, "who apparently overheard, relayed this to the entire group at the bar. A group which, I must add, included several highly impulsive pro heroes and at least one individual with a known vigilante streak."
He paused, letting the sheer improbability of it all sink in. "What happened next was, by all accounts, a torrent of chaos. The raid occurred. It was unsanctioned, unplanned, and somehow, miraculously, successful. Eri was secured, the bullet production line was destroyed, and the primary yakuza members are in custody. But after the dust settled... your group vanished. My last clear memory is of Miruko suggesting a 'victory tour'."
He looked around the room. "My quirk is Lie Detector. I know none of you are lying about your amnesia. So, we need clues. Check your personal items. Phones, wallets, anything. There must be something."
The suggestion sparked a flurry of activity. Phones were pulled out, passcodes fumbled with, groans emitted as bright screens assaulted hungover eyes.
And then the evidence began to surface.
A chorus of "Oh my god," and "No way," and "Delete that!" filled the room.
Rapt found a video of a furious Rumi Usagiyama, ears flat against her head, squaring off against a city light pole. "He said my aunt was a has-been!" she slurred at the camera, before launching a devastating kick that bent the metal pole. The camera shook with Moe's laughter.
Moyuru, with a faint smile, scrolled through photos of him and Rapt dominating a carnival midway, surrounded by a mountain of stuffed animals. "I remember the ring toss," he mumbled. "Vaguely."
But the most heartwarming find was a dedicated video, taken by Ayame, of Eri. The little girl, no longer just a "crinkled tissue" but a beacon of bewildered joy, was clutching a massive candy apple. Her red eyes were wide as she took tentative licks, then a big, sticky bite. A giggle, so pure and light it seemed to cut through the collective hangover, escaped her. It was the sound of a child experiencing simple happiness for perhaps the first time. It was a sight that made the entire insane venture feel worth it.
The mischief escalated. A picture flashed up of Moe and Soga, grinning like maniacs as they carried a heavy park bench, later seen perched precariously on the roof of a sedan.Â
Another showed a stoic Tensei chugging a beer while, completely unnoticed in the background, Ayame and Soga were engaged in a passionate, clothes-disheveling makeout session.
Another photo showed Eri, sitting standing legs splayed in the center of a protective circle formed by Ryuko, Rapt, and Ayame, happily devouring a massive bowl of ramen with her bare hands, noodles and broth splattering everywhere. She had a look of fierce, primal satisfaction.
Then, the bombshells started dropping.
A video, shaky and loud, showed Rumi, wielding a stack of papers like a proclamation. "And by the power vested in me by... me!" she slurred, "I now pronounce you... less boring!" The camera panned to a dazed-looking Ryuko and a completely bewildered Koichi, nodding along. Rumi then snatched their phones, made them provide some drunken digital signature, and proudly announced she was emailing it all to "Ayame's fancy-pants lawyer!" In the background, Ayame was collapsed on a sofa, weeping with laughter, gasping, "She's married! She's finally married! To a civilian! Her life is going to be so normal now!"
Ryuko's face drained of all color. Koichi looked like he'd been hit by a tranquilizer dart.
Before anyone could process this, Toshinori found a video on his own phone. He played it, and his own voice, booming and drunkenly sentimental, filled the room. "AND THIS YOUNG MAN!" the video showed a wobbly, muscular All Might with his arm slung around a terrified-looking Koichi. "THE CRAWLER! HE'S GOT THE SPIRIT! HE'S MY NEW SIDEKICK! THE SYMBOL OF PEACE AND... AND THE SYMBOL OF... THE⌠UH⌠people⌠YEAH! SYMBOL OF THE PEOPLE, HES REALLY FAST AND NICE!" In the background, Rumi was inexplicably attempting to fry an egg on Moe's flaming hair, while Moyuru watched, impassively holding a bottle of cooking oil.
The final image was a quiet, bizarre tragedy, like a crappy renaissance painting. A thirdperson picture of Koichi, tears streaming down his face, sitting in a bathroom that was filled to the brim with loaves of bread. On the floor in front of him, a happy Eri was munching on a slice straight off the tiles.
Silence descended once more, heavier and more confused than ever. They had a marriage certificate, a sidekick promotion, a liberated child, a destroyed yakuza clan, and a bathroom full of bread.
Tsukauchi finally broke the quiet, voicing the one gaping hole in their reconstruction. "This explains... a great deal. But it doesn't explain one thing."
He looked around the penthouse, at the assembled, shell-shocked group.
"Where," he asked, "is Miruko?"
The revelation of the shared cloud storage felt like finding a map in a labyrinth. Moe, her brow furrowed in concentration, navigated her phone with clumsy fingers. "Yeah, yeah, we set it up last night. Said we'd need a 'collective alibi' or something."
She found the most recent video file and hit play.
The footage was chaotic and poorly framed, clearly filmed by someone who was barely upright. The primary focus was a determined Eri, her small hands scooping up fistfuls of damp earth from a decorative planter, trying to shove them into her mouth. A very drunk Ayame, her robe now covered in dirt, was gently but ineffectually trying to dissuade her. "No, sweetie, that's not... that's for the flowers. We eat the candy, remember? The yummy candy?"
But the audio was the real puzzle. Beneath Ayame's slurred coaxing and Eri's happy grunts, there was a heated argument happening just off-camera.
"âHER FAMILY! A LINE WAS CROSSED, ONE I SHO-!" It was Toshinori's voice, strained and furious, but with the reedy quality of his weakened form.
The response was a low, rumbling growl, the words indecipherable beneath the ambient city noise and the focus on Eri's dirt-eating endeavors.
Then, a loud, sharp ***BANG!*** that made everyone in the penthouse flinch. It wasn't a gunshot; it was heavier, more kenetic. Like a watermelon having a tungsten cube thrown at it. This was followed by a wave of ragged, triumphant cheering from multiple voices.
The camera, still fixed on Eri's successful dirt acquisition, panned slightly as the person filming stumbled. For a split second, the edge of a street sign was visible at the corner of the frame.
"Pause it!" Tsukauchi barked.
Moe froze the video. They all leaned in. The sign was green and white, slightly rusted. They could just make out the letters: "K... O... J... I... M... A"
"Kojima Street," Tsukauchi said immediately, his detective's knowledge of the city grid kicking in. "It's an industrial area. Mostly warehouses and closed-down factories. Not far from here."
The mood shifted instantly. The absurdity was now tinged with a sharp, cold dread. An argument, a loud bang, cheering, and now a missing, supremely volatile hero.
The group moved with a new, grim purpose. Leaving Eri in the care of a very confused but compliant Tensei and Ayame's staff, the rest of themâTsukauchi, Toshinori, Ryuko, Koichi, Moe, Rapt, Moyuru, and Sogaâpiled into Tsukauchi's unmarked van and sped towards Kojima Street.
The area was as described: desolate, lined with chain-link fences and graffitied, corrugated metal walls. They drove slowly, eyes scanning every shadowy alcove and alley.
It was Koichi who saw it first. "There!"
Dangling from the lowest rung of a rusty fire escape on a derelict textile warehouse was a familiar figure. Rumi Usagiyama, the Rabbit Hero, Miruko, was hanging upside down by one knee, her other leg dangling freely. Her white leotard was smudged with grime and what looked like oil, and one of her gauntlets was missing. She was snoring softly, swinging gently in the morning breeze like a bizarre pendulum.
But it was what was on the ground directly beneath her that stole the breath from their lungs.
A man lay sprawled on the cracked asphalt. He was large, dressed in a sharp, now-ruined, black suit. His head was unrecogniseable, nothing but gore. He wasn't moving. There was visible blood caked everywhere, the utter stillness, the pallor of his skinâit was unmistakable.
It was a corpse.
The group stood frozen at the mouth of the alley, the van's engine ticking as it cooled. The cheerful videos of carnival games and candy apples felt like they were from a different lifetime. The hangover was gone, replaced by a chilling, sobering reality.
Ryuko was the first to find her voice, a horrified whisper that cut through the silence.
"What did you do, Rumi?"
The silence in the grimy alley was absolute, broken only by the creak of the fire escape and Rumiâs soft, sleepy mumbles. Tsukauchi, his face a mask of professional detachment, knelt beside the body. He checked for a pulse at the neck, knowing he wouldn't find one. His hands moved methodically, checking the man's pockets, looking for identification.
Then he saw them. Small, perfectly round holes drilled through the center of each of the corpse's palms. A calling card heâd only ever seen in classified files and heard about in Toshinoriâs most haunted stories. His blood turned to ice in his veins. His eyes traveled back up to the manâs face, the distinctive scarring, the powerful build even in death.
He looked up, his gaze locking with Toshinoriâs. The color had drained from Toshinoriâs face, his sunken eyes wide with a storm of disbelief, horror, and a dawning, impossible realization.
âToshinoriâŚâ Tsukauchiâs voice was barely a whisper, but it echoed in the dead air. âItâs him.â
Toshinori took a staggering step back, his hand flying to the old wound on his side. âNo⌠It canât be. I felt⌠I was sureâŚâ The Symbol of Peace, the man who had spent his entire adult life hunting this demon, was faced with the incontrovertible proof that his greatest enemy had survived their final battle, only to be killed in a back alley by a hungover vigilante.
âWho is it?â Ryuko demanded, her voice tight. âWho is this man?â
Before Tsukauchi could answer, a groggy voice came from above. âWill you guys keep it down? My headâs pounding enough as it is.â
Rumi had woken up. She was blinking slowly, still dangling upside down, her view of the world inverted. She looked at the crowd gathered below her, then at the body directly beneath her.
âOh. Right. That guy.â She unhooked her leg with a gymnastâs grace, dropping to the ground and landing in a crouch before standing up and stretching. âLook, if youâve got questions, ask Koichi.â She jerked a thumb towards the brown-haired man. âHeâs the one who turned that bald bastard into a pancake.â
Every single eye swiveled to Koichi. He looked like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming train. His mind was a screaming void. *He* did this? He killed a man?
âKoichiâŚ?â Ryuko said, her voice a mixture of concern and sharp alarm.
Tsukauchi stood up, his expression grim. âThis man,â he announced to the group, his voice heavy with the weight of the revelation, âisâ*was*âAll For One.â
The name meant nothing to Rapt, Soga, or Moyuru. But to the heroes, it was like a thunderclap. Moeâs jaw dropped. Ryukoâs breath hitched. All For One. The Symbol of Evil. The source of All Mightâs injury, the shadowy emperor of the underworld. A myth made flesh, now lying dead on the asphalt.
Toshinori finally found his voice, a raw, broken thing. âHe survived⌠all this time⌠and nowâŚâ He looked at Koichi, a young man who just wanted to help people in his own small, unassuming way. The man who had done what he, the Symbol of Peace, could not. Not out of years of training and epic battles, but out of a drunk, desperate, and likely wildly accidental act of violence.
The Symbol of Evil was dead. And it was all because of one profoundly strange, drunken night out.
The information was relayed in hushed, stunned tones to the others. The reality of it was too colossal to process. They had set out to save one little girl and had, as a bizarre side effect, decapitated the entire organized underworld.
It was then that the professional instincts of the heroes present, mixed with the shock and a protective fear for Koichi, kicked in. Killing was a line heroes did not cross. The law was the law.
âKoichi Haimawari,â Ryuko said, her voice firm, the voice of the Dragoon Hero, not the confused woman who had woken up next to him hours before. She stepped forward, Moe flanking her. âBy the authority granted to us as Pro Heroes, you are to be taken into custody for questioning regarding this manâs death.â
Koichi stared, utterly bewildered. The woman he might be married to, the heroes heâd just helped save a child with, were now apprehending him. For killing the devil himself. Because heâd gotten drunk.
He didnât resist as Ryuko gently but firmly took his arm. He just kept staring at the body of All For One, the man whose name he didn't even know an hour ago, the man whose death had just sent his already impossibly weird morning spiraling into a whole new dimension of surreal, life-altering consequences.
The four days since "The Night" had passed in a surreal, pressurized blur. The world, for the most part, remained blissfully ignorant. The official story was a tightly controlled leak: a major, multi-agency operation had simultaneously dismantled the Shie Hassaikai and neutralized the long-dormant threat of All For One in a coordinated strike. The public celebrated, none the wiser to the drunken, chaotic truth.
But for the women in Ryukoâs spacious, sunlit apartment, the truth was a heavy weight.
Eri, a bright spot of innocence amidst the turmoil, was carefully stacking blocks on the living room rug, her little horn glinting in the light. She had attached herself to Ryuko with the quiet desperation of a rescued animal, and Ryuko found an unexpected comfort in the childâs presence.
âHe still took a life,â Ryuko said, her voice low as she watched Eri. She was curled on her sofa, a cup of warm non-alcholholic apple cider cooling in her hands. âThe law is clear. The commission is⌠conflicted, to say the least. They want to bury the truth, but they canât just ignore a civilian killing a man, even *that* man.â
Moe, lounging in an armchair, shrugged. âThe guy was a plague. Koichi just⌠administered the cure. A messy, drunk cure, but a cure nonetheless. Rapt says the guys are shook up about it. Think itâs unfair.â
âDamn right itâs unfair,â Rumi grunted, her feet propped up on Ryukoâs coffee table. She was uncharacteristically subdued. âThe bald bastard got what was coming to him. And Soga? That guyâs got spirit. I like him.â She smirked, a flash of her old self. âYour boyâs not so bad either, Ryuko. A little soft, but heâs got serious guts.â
Ryuko flushed, the memory of the marriage certificate surfacing like a ghost. âHeâs not âmy boy.â That⌠document is a drunken mistake. Itâll be annulled.â The words felt hollow even as she said them.
âUh-huh,â Ayame purred from the window, where she was sipping a mimosa, looking far too composed for the conversation. âA mistake who saved a little girl and, apparently, the world. You sure know how to pick âem, darling.â
The conversation lulled, the instability of their lives pressing in on them. All because of a night out to celebrate Rumiâs Top 10 ranking. It felt like a lifetime ago.
It was in this heavy silence that Ryuko remembered the other, more immediate consequence of that night. She looked pointedly at Ayame.
âAyame,â she began, her tone shifting to one of practical concern. âI meant to ask. That night⌠with Soga. Are you⌠on birth control?â
Ayameâs perfectly sculpted eyebrow arched. She took a slow, deliberate sip of her drink. âWell,â she said, a slow, wry smile spreading across her lips. âNow that you mention it⌠no. No, I am not.â
The revelation landed with a soft, significant thud. Moeâs eyes went wide. Rumi let out a short, sharp bark of laughter. âWell, shit.â
âI should probably go get a test,â Ayame mused, seemingly unbothered by the potential life-altering event. âAnd⌠I should probably call Soga.â The slight hesitation in her voice was the only sign that the unflappable Snake Heroine was, in fact, slightly flapped.
The four women sat in the quiet living room, the only sound the soft clatter of Eriâs blocks. One of them was potentially married to a vigilante jailed in Tartarus. Another might be pregnant by a man sheâd known for less than 24 hours. They had a rescued child who was the key to a destroyed criminal empire. And they were all complicit in the death of the most evil man alive, a death that was currently being treated as a crime.
Their lives had been upended, twisted, and irrevocably changed. Nothing was certain. Everything was unstable.
And all because they went out for drinks.
Two days later, the dust had not so much settled as it had congealed into a new, strange reality.
The pink plus sign on the pregnancy test was definitive. Ayame Hebiko, the glamorous Snake Hero, was pregnant. The news was delivered to Soga with a surprising lack of drama. Heâd simply grunted, nodded, and said, "Alright. We'll figure it out." There was a rough, pragmatic understanding between them. It was far from a fairy tale, but it was a foundation.
Ryuko, meanwhile, found herself staring at a new piece of plastic that had arrived in her mail. Her hero license was safe, but this was her civilian ID. The name stared back at her: *Ryuko Haimawari*. The paperwork for the annulment was sitting in a folder on her desk, unsigned. Every time she went to pick up the pen, she thought of a bewildered, kind-eyed man in a trashed apartment, gently holding a sleeping child. She thought of him crying in a bathroom full of bread. She thought of him in a Tartarus cell. The pen remained untouched.
In a move that felt more right and certain than anything else in her life, she had formally begun the adoption process for Eri. The little girl, her "crinkled tissue," was blossoming in the stability of a real home. Soon, Eri would legally be her daughter. The thought filled Ryuko with a fierce, protective warmth that dwarfed any dragonâs fire.
Detective Tsukauchiâs visit yesterday had been all business. He was compiling statements, building the impossible legal case around an even more impossible event. "The Commission is in a knot," he'd confided, looking weary. "They want to give him a medal and throw away the key in the same breath."
The most daunting hurdle, however, had been the parental one. In a feat of coordination that was either brilliant or masochistic, Ryuko and Ayame had arranged to meet their respective parents at the same neutral locationâa quiet, upscale tea gardenâand at the same time. Safety in numbers, and more importantly, a tiny, powerful deterrent.
Eri, dressed in a pretty yellow sundress, was the star of the show. She sat between Ryuko and Ayame, carefully coloring on a placemat, her single horn occasionally bumping the table.
The initial atmosphere had been frosty enough to preserve food. Ryuko's father, a stern man with the same gold eyes as his daughter, had barely managed a civil greeting. Ayame's mother, a woman whose elegance made her daughter look slovenly, had simply raised a perfectly sculpted eyebrow in silent, profound disappointment.
The litany of revelations began, delivered in careful, measured tones.
"Mother, Father... I've started the process to adopt a daughter. This is Eri."
"I may have gotten... temporarily married. To a vigilante. Who is currently in Tartarus."
"Ayame is pregnant. The father is a man she met that same night."
The air grew thick with unspoken outrage and concern. But every time a voice began to rise, every time a hand gestured too sharply, Eri would look up. Her big, red eyes would widen just a fraction, her small body would still. And the angry parent would stop, forced to swallow their fury, not wanting to frighten the fragile-looking child who was now, inexplicably, at the center of their daughters' chaotic lives.
Eri, completely unaware of the tension she was quelling, became the silent mediator. She offered a crayon to Ryuko's scowling father. She patted Ayame's mother's hand with a sticky one. The adults, disarmed and constrained by her presence, were forced to move from outright anger to bewildered, frustrated acceptance.
By the end of the tense afternoon, no one was happy, but a catastrophe had been averted. The parents left, concerned and deeply confused, but no longer on the warpath.
As they watched their parents depart, Ayame let out a long, slow breath. "Well, that was horrific." She looked down at Eri, who was now peacefully asleep in Ryuko's lap. "But she's a handy little shield, isn't she?"
Ryuko smiled, brushing a strand of white hair from Eri's forehead. Her daughter. In her heart, it was already true. She looked at her new ID on the table. *Ryuko Haimawari*. She thought of the man in Tartarus. The instability was terrifying, but amidst the chaos, a few things were becoming beautifully, undeniably clear.
The day of the trial was a media circus, but not for the reasons anyone expected. The charge of murder against a vigilante was serious, but it was the silent, gaunt figure of Toshinori Yagi, sitting ramrod straight in the public gallery, that had every camera in the nation fixed on the courtroom. All Might had never attended a trial before. His presence was a statement louder than any opening argument.
The proceedings began as expected. The prosecutor, a man who looked like heâd rather be anywhere else, laid out the charges: Murder in the first degree, multiple counts of vigilantism, public quirk use, unlawful entry⌠the list was long.
But the atmosphere began to shift when the judge, a wizened old man with spectacles perched on the end of his nose, started reading the details of the case aloud. He read slowly, his brow furrowing deeper with every line.
"âŚthe accused, while in a state of severe inebriation, participated in the successful and non-lethal takedown of the Shie Hassaikai yakuza syndicate, directly resulting in the rescue of a child who was being exploited for her QuirkâŚ" He adjusted his glasses. "Records indicate he was, for all intents and purposes, operating alongside licensed Pro Heroes Miruko, Ryukyu, and others, albeit without formal supervisionâŚ"
He paused, looking over a classified document handed to him by Tsukauchi. His eyes widened almost comically. He read it once, then twice.
"And it is further stated⌠that the accused is directly responsible for theâŚ" he cleared his throat, disbelief coloring his tone, "...the death of the individual known as All For One."
A ripple of confusion went through the room. The name was known only to a select few in the public, but the way the judge said itâwith a mixture of awe and sheer incredulityâsent a wave of whispers through the gallery.
The judge looked up from his papers, his gaze sweeping over the prosecutor, the defense, and finally landing on Koichi, who sat in the defendant's chair looking small and utterly terrified.
The judge leaned forward, his voice dropping from a formal boom to a genuinely perplexed murmur that was picked up by every microphone. "Mr. Haimawari⌠why are you even in my court right now?"
The silence in the room was absolute. Across Japan, millions watched, frozen.
"You⌠you rid the world of humanity's greatest threat," the judge continued, his voice rising with baffled emphasis. "A threat that has eluded the entire hero community for generations. You killed All For One. Why did you even get arrested?" He sounded almost plaintive. "Please, for the sake of my sanity, tell me you were at least arrested on the grounds of vigilantism."
In that moment, the Hero Public Safety Commission's carefully constructed lie shattered. It wasn't a coordinated strike. It was a drunken crusade. And the Symbol of Evil hadn't fallen in a epic, final battle, but in a grimy back alley, his brains blown out by a random, street-level vigilante who was just trying to keep up.
The judge turned to his secretary, holding a hurried, whispered conversation. He turned back, a look of profound frustration on his face. He was being told by higher powers that a punishment, however token, had to be levied.
He sighed, the sound echoing in the silent chamber. He straightened his robes, his expression turning stern, but a faint glimmer of mischief was in his eyes.
"Very well. The court, in recognition of the⌠*highly unusual*⌠circumstances, waves all charges," he declared, pausing for effect, "*except* for one. The charge of public Quirk use without a license."
He picked up his gavel. "The standard punishment for this offense is a fine. The court sentences you to a fine of⌠two hundred yen."
The sound of the gavel hitting the block was like a gunshot.
*Thwack.*
It was over. Two hundred yen. The price of a cheap cup of vending machine coffee. It wasn't a punishment; it was a punchline. It was the judge giving the middle finger to a bureaucracy that wanted to punish a man for saving the world on a technicality.
Pandemonium erupted in the courtroom. Koichi just sat there, stunned, as his lawyer patted him on the back. In the gallery, Toshinori Yagi let out a breath he felt he'd been holding for decades, a small, genuine smile touching his lips.
Koichi Haimawari was a free man. Not just free from prison, but free from the shadow of the law. He had, in the most bizarre way imaginable, been given a universal pardon for saving the world on a drunken bender.
The celebration the next day was a raucous, joyful, and strictly teetotal affair. Soga, Rapt, and Moyuru had taken Koichi to the best ramen shop in the city, the bill covered by a still-smirking Ayame. There were no toasts with alcohol, only with fancy sodas and mineral water.
"You," Rapt said, slinging an arm around Koichi's shoulders, "are never, *ever* allowed to drink again. You hear me? One night out and you become a married man who gets arrested by his new wife for killing the devil. We are never letting you live this down."
"Never," Soga agreed, a rare, genuine grin on his face. "You're a legend, man. A completely batshit legend."
Koichi took the good-natured ribbing with a blush and a shaky laugh. It was overwhelming, but the relief of being free, of being with his friends without the specter of Tartarus hanging over him, was a palpable, warm feeling in his chest.
Later, as the sun began to set, a sleek car pulled up outside the ramen shop. The window rolled down to reveal Ryuko TatsumaâRyuko *Haimawari*âin the driver's seat. "Get in," she said, her tone softer than it had been in days.
The guys gave him a series of exaggerated winks and thumbs-up as he slid into the passenger seat. The drive to her penthouse was quiet, but not uncomfortably so. It was the silence of two people who had too much to say and no idea where to start.
When the elevator doors opened into her home, a small, white-haired missile shot towards them.
"Koichi!" Eri cried, wrapping her arms tightly around his legs. She looked up at him, her red eyes shining. "You're back!"
He knelt down, his heart swelling until he thought it might burst. "Yeah, Eri. I'm back." He picked her up, and she nestled her head against his shoulder, trustingly.
They ordered takeout. They put Eri to bed in her new room, filled with the stuffed animals won from the carnival. And then, finally, they were alone in the living room, the city lights twinkling beyond the floor-to-ceiling windows.
"Koichi," Ryuko began, steeling herself. "About the marriage..."
"I understand," he said quickly, wanting to make it easier for her. "It was a crazy night. You don't have to explain. I'm sure you've already filed the annulment papers. It's okay."
Ryuko looked at him, her golden eyes steady. "I didn't."
Koichi blinked. "You... didn't?"
"I didn't," she repeated, her voice firm. "The papers are still on my desk. Unsigned."
The air left Koichi's lungs. He stared at her, trying to process the meaning behind her words. She hadn't undone it. Through all the chaos, the arrest, the trial, she had kept it.
"Why?" he finally managed to ask.
"Because," she said, looking down at her hands before meeting his gaze again, "when I thought about it, it didn't feel like a mistake. It felt... like the one clear thing to come out of that whole mess. You're a good man, Koichi. A kind one. You were gentle with Eri when you had every reason to be terrified. You faced down the worst evil imaginable because you thought you had to. My life has always been about being a hero. Maybe... maybe it's time it was about more than that."
She gestured around the penthouse, towards the room where Eri slept. "This could be a home. For all of us."
Koichi didn't have grand words. He wasn't a hero of epic speeches. He simply crossed the room, took her hand, and said, "I'd like that. Very much."
That night, they didn't talk about vigilantism or yakuza or Symbol of Evil. They simply curled up together on the large sofa, a blanket thrown over them. Ryuko rested her head on Koichi's shoulder, and he wrapped an arm around her. In the space between them, Eri slept soundly, her quiet breaths a peaceful rhythm.
For the first time since that fateful night out, surrounded by the warmth of his family, Koichi Haimawari felt a profound and steady peace. The chaos was over. The future, for the first time, felt beautifully, wonderfully simple.
Forever and Always 2
Year 3:
The Haimawari apartment was a symphony of happy chaos, a familiar and beloved sound on this special day. Streamers in primary colors were draped over every surface, and the scent of birthday cake and savory snacks filled the air. Hayate and Ryuusei, now two years old, were toddling wreaking balls of joyful destruction, their golden eyes alight with the thrill of being the center of attention.
The grandparents were there, of course, cooing and showering the twins with affection. But there was a new presence in the room, one that made the air hum with a different energy. Standing beside Ryukoâs parents was a young man of sixteen years, with the same blonde, intense hair as his sister and a familiar set to his jaw, though his eyes held a lighter, more mischievous glint.
âRyuko,â her mother said, gently nudging the young man forward. âyour brother, Ren, is here.â
Ryuko stood frozen for a second, a wave of emotion crashing over her. She hadn't seen Ren since he was a moody ten-year-old at her wedding. Now, he was nearly a man. âRen,â she breathed, stepping forward and pulling him into a tight hug. âYouâve gotten so tall.â
Ren chuckled, returning the hug with a bit of awkwardness. âYeah, well, time does that. Happy to see you, sis. And⌠wow.â His eyes swept over the lively scene, landing on Koichi, who was trying to prevent Hayate from using a stack of presents as a climbing gym. âYou werenât kidding about the whole âfamilyâ thing.â
Koichi, spotting Ren, broke into a wide grin and came over, hand extended. âRen! Itâs great to see you again.â
The twins, ever curious, abandoned their presents to investigate the new arrival. Their attention, however, was quickly stolen by their grandfatherâs Lizard tail, which was idly swishing back and forth. With delighted squeals, they began a game of trying to catch it, their grandfather laughing and playing along with a fond indulgence Ryuko rarely saw in her stern father, since her and her brotherâs younger years.
But the real star of the show, for Eri at least, was Uncle Ren. She hovered near the snacks, watching him with shy curiosity.
Ren, noticing her, gave her a warm, easy smile. âYou must be Eri. Iâve heard a lot about you.â
Eri nodded, clutching a paper plate. Ren leaned in conspiratorially. âYou know, I have some pretty good stories about your mom when she was younger. Did you know she used to get her tail stuck in curtains and her wings caught in blankets all the time?â
Eriâs eyes went wide. âMama did?â
âOh, yeah,â Ren laughed. âAnd one time, she tried to show off by doing a flying tackle in the backyard and ended up face-first in a koi pond. She was covered in mud and lily pads. She was so mad.â
A giggle, light and unexpected, escaped Eri. She looked over at Ryuko, the powerful, untouchable Dragon Hero, and tried to imagine her as a muddy, frustrated teenager. The image was so silly and human that it made Eri feel closer to her than ever.
The party hit its peak when Ayame and Moe arrived, their entrance as dramatic as ever. Moe burst in with a loud âHAPPY BIRTHDAY!â, making the twins jump with delight, while Ayame glided in with an elegant new set of building blocks.
The reunion was instant and joyful. âRen!â Moe exclaimed, pulling him into a fiery hug. âLook at you! All grown up!â
Ayame offered a more serene smile. âItâs wonderful to see you agin.â
The adults fell into easy conversation, catching up on years of missed time, their laughter blending with the childrenâs shrieks of joy. Ryuko watched it all from the kitchen, a lump in her throat. She saw her brother, now a young man, making her daughter laugh. She saw her parents, softer and happier than sheâd ever seen them. She saw her friends, her husband, her three beautiful childrenâall the pieces of her life, new and old, fitting together perfectly in this sunlit room.
As they gathered to sing âHappy Birthdayâ to the beaming, frosting-smeared twins, Ryuko felt Koichiâs arm slip around her waist. He didnât say anything. He didnât need to. The look they shared said it all. This was their life. It was messy, and loud, and sometimes complicated. But it was full. It was whole. And in that moment, surrounded by the people she loved most, Ryuko knew there was nowhere else in the world she would rather be.
The return to the agency was routine. The familiar hum of the climate control, the soft click of the keyboard as Ryuko began drafting her patrol report, the distant chatter of her interns and Nejire debriefing in the bullpenâit was the comfortable rhythm of a dayâs work done well. The twins were napping in the nursery, and for a moment, everything felt normal.
The silence was shattered by a sharp, horrified gasp from the main office.
It was Urarakaâs voice.
A jolt of adrenaline, cold and familiar, shot through Ryuko. Paperwork forgotten, she was on her feet and striding out of her office in an instant. Nejire, Tsuyu, and a pale-faced Uraraka were clustered around a computer monitor.
âWhat is it?â Ryukoâs voice was sharp, her golden eyes scanning their faces.
Uraraka turned, her face ashen, tears welling in her eyes. She pointed a trembling finger at the screen. âItâs⌠itâs Endeavor, maâam.â
Ryukoâs gaze snapped to the news article. The headline was a brutal, boldfaced assault: ENDEAVOR SAVES PUBLIC FROM MONSTER VILLAIN, LEFT HEAVILY WOUNDED. POSSIBLE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS ATTACK? WHATâS NEXT?
A video played on a loop below the headline. The footage was chaotic, shot from a shaky phone. It showed the towering, flame-wreathed form of the Number One Hero locked in a brutal battle against a monstrous, hooded creature. The fight was devastating, leveling a city block. And then, the final, chilling shot: Endeavor, his costume shredded, his body burned and broken, being loaded into an ambulance, the flames that defined him utterly extinguished.
The air left Ryukoâs lungs. The League of Villains. It had to be. This wasnât a random attack. This was a declaration of war. They had gone after the Symbol of Peace, and now, they were systematically dismantling his successor. They were proving that no one was safe.
âRibbit,â Tsuyu said, her usually calm voice tight. âIf they can do that to the Number One⌠whatâs stopping them from targeting anyone else?â
Nejire, for once, was completely silent, her usual boundless energy replaced by a grim stillness. Her hands were clenched into fists at her sides.
Ryukoâs mind raced, the comfortable rhythm of the agency shattered. She thought of Koichi, out on his own patrols. She thought of her children, sleeping just a room away. She thought of the fragile peace they had all fought so hard to build.
The League wasnât just getting bolder. They were sending a message. The era of stability All Might had forged was over. The shadows were rising, and they were powerful enough to bring down the sun itself.
Her phone buzzed on her deskâan alert from the Hero Network, confirming the incident and raising the national threat level. The comfortable paperwork, the routine patrols, the birthday parties⌠it all felt like a distant dream.
She looked at her teamâher bright, promising interns and her powerful sidekick, their faces etched with fear and uncertainty. The Dragon Hero straightened her shoulders, the worry in her eyes hardening into a steely resolve.
âEveryone,â she said, her voice low but cutting through the panic. âThis changes nothing about our duty and everything about our vigilance. From this moment on, we operate as if we are on a wartime footing. No patrol alone. Constant communication. We will be smarter, faster, and more prepared than they are.â
She met each of their gazes, her own burning with protective fury.
âThe League has struck a blow. But we are still standing. And we will protect what is ours.â The unspoken words hung in the air, a vow to her family, to her city, to the future. The fight for peace had just become a fight for survival.
The living room was a fortress against the outside world, the heavy curtains drawn against the night. The only light came from the flickering television screen, casting shifting colors over the pile of bodies on the large couch. Ryuko was leaned back against the cushions, Koichi tucked against her side, his head on her shoulder. Sprawled across their laps and nestled in the spaces between them were Eri, Hayate, and Ryuusei, a tangle of sleepy limbs and soft pajamas.
On screen, a brightly colored, pre-Quirk cartoon called PokĂŠmon was playing, a simple, harmless story of friendship and adventure. It was a deliberate choice, a balm for the anxiety that had hung over them since the news of Endeavorâs near-fatal defeat.
A commercial break started. The idyllic animation was replaced by a slick, polished ad. Confident, smiling people in crisp, white uniforms moved through a pristine, modern office.
"Are you living your truth? Is your potential being realized? At Detnerat, we believe in the liberation of the individual. We provide the toolsâboth technological and philosophicalâfor you to achieve your ultimate self-expression."
Ryukoâs brow furrowed slightly. "Detnerat. I remember them. They sent a brand deal proposal a while back. Wanted me to be the face of some 'liberation' campaign. It felt⌠off. Too cult-like. I turned it down."
Koichi nodded, his eyes narrowing in recognition. "Yeah, I've seen them pop up on some of the deeper theory boards I used to lurk on. People speculating they're a front for something bigger. The Meta-Liberation Army, some call it. Nuts stuff."
Their quiet analysis was interrupted by a squirming movement on the couch. Hayate, deciding that Eri was the comfiest pillow, began to clamber over her sisterâs legs with single-minded determination. Ryuusei, not wanting to be left out, immediately followed suit, burrowing into Eriâs other side.
Eri, who had been quietly engrossed in the show, let out a soft "Oof!" as she was suddenly buried under a pile of wriggling, giggling toddlers. But instead of pushing them away, a small, contented smile touched her lips. She carefully wrapped an arm around each of them, holding her little sisters close. It was a scene of pure, unadulterated sibling affection, a tiny rebellion against the fear in the world outside.
Later, with all three girls safely asleep in their beds, Koichi sat at his laptop. The conversation about Detnerat nagged at him. He navigated to the old, obscure forums where heâd first seen the theories. What he found was chaos. Threads were flooded with panicked posts about a massive, coordinated attack. The League of Villains had apparently raided a Detnerat rally, broadcasting their leaderâs brutal ideology for the world to see. The theory boards were in meltdown, their wild speculations suddenly terrifyingly validated.
The League is going after organized groups now, he thought, a cold dread settling in his stomach. Theyâre consolidating power. This is bigger than we thought. He made a mental note to discuss this with Ryuko in the morning; she needed to know the group sheâd instinctively rejected was now a confirmed player in this dangerous new landscape.
Needing a distraction, he closed the theory boards and navigated to the more mainstream hero fan sites. The chatter about his family was exactly what he expected, and a welcome relief. There were candid photos of them at the School Festival, with comments gushing over how cute Eri looked and how much the twins had grown. He scrolled through fanartâstylized drawings of Ryukyu in her dragon form, protectively curled around him and the three girls. He even dared a glance at the fanfiction summaries, chuckling at the more outlandish "AUs" that cast them as star-crossed lovers in a coffee shop.
Then he found a thread titled: "Skycrawler stole my wife!!!" He clicked on it, rolling his eyes good-naturedly. It was full of good-natured (and some not-so-good-natured) lamentations from fans mourning their "lost chance" with the beautiful Dragon Hero.
"Ryukyu was my ultimate waifu. Now she's married to some ex-vigilante with two kids and an adopted daughter. My life is over."
"He's living the dream and we're all just here scrolling. It's not fair."
Koichi couldn't help but let out a quiet snort of laughter. The absurdity of it was a perfect antidote to the night's heavier thoughts. They had no idea about the real struggles, the fears, the hard-won battles. They saw a fantasy. And he was living the complex, beautiful, and often terrifying reality.
He closed the laptop and padded quietly into the bedroom. Ryuko was already asleep, her hair fanned out across the pillow, one arm thrown over the space where he would lie. He slid in beside her, and she immediately shifted, curling into his warmth with a soft, contented sigh, her leg hooking over his in a familiar, possessive gesture.
As he drifted off, the images of the day blended togetherâthe frightening news, the sinister ad, the comforting weight of his daughters, the ridiculous online fans, and the solid, wonderful reality of his wife in his arms. Their life was a strange and perfect tapestry, woven with threads of danger, love, and the occasional, utterly mundane, silly moment. And he wouldn't have it any other way.
The U.A. teacherâs lounge was a rare island of calm in the middle of the school day. The only sounds were the soft scratch of pens on paper and the occasional rustle of a test booklet. Koichi, All Might, Midnight, Snipe, and Thirteen were scattered around the room, grading the latest joint-class training exercise.
Koichi set down his red pen, massaging his temples. âYou know, for all their power, some of them still have the situational awareness of a blind puppy.â
âTell me about it,â Midnight sighed, flipping through a stack of essays on Quirk application ethics. âBut you have to admit, theyâre improving.â She grinned, a wicked glint in her eye. âSo, Skycrawler, howâs domestic life? Those twins must be running you ragged.â
The mood in the room instantly lightened. This was a familiar, comfortable shift.
Koichiâs tired expression melted into a warm smile. âTheyâre a handful, but amazing. Hayate is trying to climb everything, and Ryuusei has started âreadingâ her picture books to Eri. Itâs the cutest thing Iâve ever seen.â He chuckled. âEriâs been a real trooper about it, even when the âstoryâ is just a series of gibberish.â
âAh, kids,â Snipe drawled, not looking up from his grading. âMy retriever just had a litter of eight. Now thatâs a handful. Cute as a button, though.â
âMy niece just graduated middle school,â Midnight added, a rare, genuine softness in her voice. âShe wants to be a fashion designer. Iâm so proud.â
The conversation meandered pleasantly, a necessary release from the pressures of molding the next generation of heroes. It was then that Koichi, remembering his morning conversation with Ryuko, brought up the heavier topic.
âItâs wild how things are shifting out there,â he began, tapping his stack of papers. âI was looking into that Detnerat company Ryuko turned down a while back. Turns out the online conspiracy theorists were right. They were a front for the Meta-Liberation Army. And the League of Villains just⌠dismantled them. Publicly.â
A grim silence fell over the group. All Mightâs skeletal frame seemed to sag further.
âItâs a power play,â the retired Symbol of Peace murmured. âThey are absorbing any and all opposition.â
Before the mood could sink too low, Koichi, seeking to steer them back to safer waters, turned to Thirteen. âWhat about you, Thirteen? Any exciting news on the home front to distract us from the impending collapse of society?â
The rescue hero adjusted their helmet slightly. âOh, not much. My son just won his classâs science fair. He built a miniature, fully functional volcano.â
Koichi nodded. âNice! Whatâs hisâ wait.â He froze, his brain catching up to his ears. He looked from Thirteen to the empty space usually occupied by a certain grumpy homeroom teacher, then back to Thirteen. âYour⌠son?â
Midnight let out a delighted cackle. âOh, this is priceless. He didnât know!â
Thirteenâs helmet couldnât hide the amusement in their voice. âYes. My son. Akira. Heâs seven.â
The pieces clicked into place in Koichiâs mind with an almost audible snap. The shared, weary understanding between Thirteen and Aizawa. The way they sometimes communicated with just a look. The fact that they were almost never on patrol at the same time.
âYou and⌠Eraserhead?â Koichi gaped. âYouâre married?â
âFor six years now,â Thirteen confirmed, their tone warm.
A laugh burst out of Koichi, part shock, part sheer delight. âSix years! And you have a kid!â He ran a hand through his hair, a wide grin spreading across his face. âOh, man. You have no idea what I would have given to know that back in my Naruhata days. I could have pestered him so much. âHey, Eraserhead, howâs the wife? Hey my moms been asking about grand kids, got any good tips on putting a baby to sleep? Is little Akira sleeping through the night yet?â He would have hated me so much more!â
The image of the scruffy, perpetually moving Crawler nagging the formidable Eraserhead about the mundane minutiae of fatherhood was too much. Thirteen let out a muffled laugh. âThat is a hilarious thought. He probably would have arrested you on the spot.â
The lounge door swung open at that exact moment, as if summoned by the conversation. Aizawa stood there, wrapped in his yellow sleeping bag, his dark eyes sweeping over the giggling group with deep suspicion.
âWhy does it feel like Iâm being talked about?â he grumbled, his voice a low growl.
The room fell into a silence that was anything but innocent. Koichi, Midnight, and Snipe suddenly found their test papers utterly fascinating. Thirteen simply smiled serenely beneath their helmet.
âNo reason at all, dear,â Thirteen said, their voice dripping with innocent cheer. âWe were just discussing⌠volcanic eruptions.â
Aizawaâs eyes narrowed, but he was too tired to pursue it. He shuffled to the coffee machine, the very picture of put-upon exhaustion.
Later that evening, as Thirteen was preparing to leave, they caught up with their husband in the hallway.
âSo,â Aizawa said, not looking at them. âWhat were you all really laughing about?â
Thirrene linked their arm with his. âOh, just the fact that Skycrawler was very disappointed to learn he missed his chance to tease you about our marriage and your fatherly duties back when he was a vigilante.â
Aizawa stopped walking. He let out a long, weary sigh that seemed to come from the very depths of his soul. âIâm going to have him grade both A and Bâs essayâs for the next week,â he muttered, though there was no real heat behind it.
Thirteen just laughed, the sound echoing softly in the empty hall. It was good, they decided, to have a little levity, even if it came at the expense of her husbandâs famously grumpy reputation.
The stationery store was a sanctuary of quiet order, a world away from the chaos of hero work. Ryuko held a list in one hand, her other resting gently on Eriâs shoulder as they browsed the aisles. Eri, her red eyes wide, was carefully selecting a set of colored pencils, her expression one of intense, serious delight. This simple, mundane task of preparing for school was a ritual of normalcy they both cherished.
âThe sparkly ones are nice,â Ryuko murmured, pointing to a box with a pearlescent sheen, âbut the artist-grade ones will blend better for your drawings.â
Eri nodded, her small hand hovering between the two boxes before decisively choosing the more practical set. âFor my drawing of Papa and the twins,â she explained solemnly.
The bell above the door chimed softly. Another mother and child entered the store. The woman was tall and dressed in comfortable, stylish civilian clothes, a large sun hat obscuring most of her face. The boy with her, around seven years old, had a mop of night sky textured hair and tired-looking eyes that were strikingly familiar.
The boy made a beeline for the model rocket kits, while the woman headed for the calligraphy supplies. As she reached for a particular brush, her hat tilted back slightly.
Ryukoâs professional recognition was instantaneous. The posture, the shape of the faceâit was Thirteen. Anan Kurose. Remembering her face from the one time she work on a rescue operation with the space hero.
Ananâs eyes met Ryukoâs across the aisle. There was a flicker of surprise, then a warm, knowing smile. She gave a slight, almost imperceptible nod.
Ryuko returned the smile. âFancy meeting you here,â she said, her voice low and casual.
âItâs a small world,â Anan replied, her voice softer and warmer without her helmetâs modulator. She glanced down at Eri, who was now watching the interaction with shy curiosity. âAnd this must be Eri. Shota has told me a lot about you. He says youâre a very hard worker.â
Eriâs eyes widened further. She knew Mr. Aizawa was her teacher for Quirk control, but to hear him discussed in this normal, everyday context was strange and wonderful. She gave a small, hesitant bow. âItâs nice to meet you.â
Just then, the boy with the star filled hair came trotting back, holding a model of a satellite. âMom, can I get this one? It has more detail than the last one.â
âWeâll see, Akira. Your father said the last one ended up glued to the ceiling,â Anan said, her tone fondly exasperated.
Akira. The name Koichi had mentioned just the other day. The final piece clicked into place. This was their son.
Ryuko looked from Akiraâs tired eyes to Ananâs patient smile, and the image of the eternally grumpy, sleep-deprived Eraserhead as a father solidified in her mind with hilarious clarity.
âItâs nice to meet you, Akira,â Ryuko said. âIâm Ryuko. This is my daughter, Eri.â
Akira, polite but clearly more interested in his satellite, nodded. âHi.â
Eri, emboldened by the presence of another child, held up her chosen pencils. âIâm getting these for drawing.â
Akira peered at them. âCool. I use pencils for schematics.â
The two mothers shared a look of mutual understanding over the heads of their childrenâa silent acknowledgment of their shared, double lives as heroes and parents, and the particular brand of chaos that came with being married to a man who fought villains and trains the next generation of heroes for a living.
They finished their shopping together, making small talk about school supplies and the challenges of finding a good, leak-proof water bottle. It was utterly ordinary, and for that reason, it was perfect.
As they parted ways outside the store, Anan adjusted her sun hat. âIt was good to see you, Ryukyu. Truly.â
âYou too, Thirteen,â Ryuko replied. âGive my regards to your husband.â
Ananâs smile turned wry. âI will. Iâm sure heâll be thrilled.â
As Ryuko and Eri walked home, the shopping bag swinging gently between them, Eri looked up. âMama, was that Mr. Aizawaâs family?â
âYes, it was,â Ryuko said, a soft smile on her face.
Eri was quiet for a moment, processing. âHe has a son. And a wife who isnât a sleeping bag.â
Ryuko burst out laughing, the sound ringing clear in the afternoon air. âYes, sweetheart. He certainly does.â
It was another thread woven into the tapestry of their new normal. A reminder that even the most formidable heroes had families, bought school supplies, and worried about glue on the ceiling. It made the world, and the people fighting for it, feel a little more real, a little more worth protecting.
The following Saturday, the Haimawari apartment was prepped not for a chaotic birthday party, but for a different kind of milestone. There was a nervous energy in the air, one that Ryuko and Koichi knew all too wellâthe anxiety of hoping your child makes a connection.
The doorbell rang, and Shino Sosaki (Mandalay) stood there with a hesitant Kota Izumi at her side. Kota, as always, had his signature scowl firmly in place, his cap pulled low.
"Thank you for having us," Shino said warmly, guiding Kota inside.
"Of course," Ryuko replied, her voice calm and welcoming. "Eri's just in the living room."
A few minutes later, the bell rang again. This time, it was Anan Kurose with her son, Akira. The boy had his father's perpetually tired eyes but a quiet, observant demeanor. And, trailing behind them like a disgruntled shadow, was Shota Aizawa himself.
"I'm just here to observe Eri's social progress," he grumbled by way of greeting, though the way his eyes scanned the apartment for potential threats betrayed his paternal concern.
The initial moments were stiff. The three childrenâEri, Kota, and Akiraâsat in a silent triangle in the living room, unsure of how to bridge the gap. The adults made gentle, failing attempts at small talk.
The ice was finally broken by the Haimawari household's resident chaos agents. Hayate and Ryuusei, having just woken from their nap, toddled into the room. With the unerring instinct of toddlers, they zeroed in on the new person with the most interesting feature: Akira's mop of dark, starry hair.
They descended upon him, patting his head with their chubby hands. Akira, to his credit, sat perfectly still, looking slightly bewildered but not upset. When Hayate, fascinated, opened her mouth as if to take a bite of the celestial locks, Eri was there in a flash.
"No, Hayate, we don't eat hair," she said gently but firmly, pulling her sister back. The act of caretaking, of being the responsible big sister, seemed to give her a new confidence.
The dam broke after that. Akira, grateful for the rescue, started talking about his model rockets and the constellations. Eri, her eyes lighting up, told him about the music she'd heard at the U.A. festival and the songs she was trying to learn on a small keyboard.
Kota, who had been watching with his arms crossed, found himself reluctantly drawn in. They weren't talking about heroes or Quirks. They were talking about stars and songs. It was⌠normal.
Eventually, the conversation turned, as it often did with children connected to the hero world, to Izuku Midoriya.
"I know Deku," Kota said, his voice a low mumble. "He's⌠alright, I guess. Saved me from a villain."
Eriâs face brightened. "You know Big Brother Deku too? He saved me too! He's very nice and he smiles a lot."
The shared connection, the mutual recognition of the kind-hearted hero student, created a final, solid bridge between them. They spent the rest of the afternoon drawing picturesâEri of her family, Akira of rocket schematics, and Kota, after some persuasion, of the mountainous landscape around his home.
While the children played, Koichi was in the home office, his expression serious as he looked at the screen where Nezuâs cheerful, sharp-toothed face was displayed.
"The security upgrades are nearly complete," Nezu chirped. "We can have a fully secured, comfortable living space prepared for them on campus at a moment's notice. I agree, Haimawari. The winds are shifting. It is better to be proactive. Your family will have a safe harbor here when the storm breaks."
As the afternoon sun began to dip, it was time for the guests to leave. Goodbyes were said, with promises from Shino and Anan to do it again soon.
As the door closed, Eri looked up at Ryuko, her red eyes hopeful. "Mama? Will I see Kota and Akira again?"
Ryuko knelt, brushing a strand of white hair from Eri's face. Her heart swelled at the simple, hopeful question. "Yes, sweetheart. Whenever you want."
Eri smiled, a real, happy smile that reached her eyes. She had done it. She had friends.
From the hallway, Aizawa gave a curt nod to Koichi, a silent communication of approval, before following his family out.
Later, as they got the twins ready for bed, Koichi wrapped his arms around Ryuko. "Nezu's on board. The safe house is ready."
Ryuko leaned back into him, watching Eri carefully put her new drawings on the fridge. "Good," she whispered. They had given their daughter a day of normalcy, of friendship. And they were preparing to ensure she would have a future to enjoy it in. It was all they could do. Protect the light, and prepare for the dark.
The apartment was quiet, bathed in the soft glow of a single lamp. The twins and Eri were long asleep, and the only sound was the faint hum of the city outside. Koichi had just shut down his laptop after a final patrol report, a small, private smile on his face from a piece of surprisingly sweet fanart heâd stumbled upon depicting him and Ryuko flying together with the twins.
He headed to the bedroom, expecting to find Ryuko already asleep. Instead, he found her sitting up in bed, his tablet in her hands, the screen illuminating her face which was a fascinating mix of intense concentration and deep, profound mortification.
âWhatâs got you soââ he began, before he caught a glimpse of the screen.
It was a piece of art. Very⌠detailed art. Of him. Specifically, a dramatically muscular and improbably posed rendition of the Skycrawler, his costume strategically torn.
Koichi froze, his brain short-circuiting for a second.
Ryuko jumped, nearly dropping the tablet as if it had burned her. She fumbled, her cheeks flushing a dark red that was visible even in the dim light. âIâI was justâyou were looking at those forums earlier and I got curious and then I found this andâoh my god.â She buried her face in her hands with a groan. âI canât believe you caught me.â
A snort escaped Koichi, then another, until he was leaning against the doorframe, laughing helplessly. âYou⌠you were looking at my⌠fanart?â
âItâs not just that!â she mumbled into her palms, her voice muffled. âThere are⌠stories. So many stories. One of them had you as a pirate. And thereâs this whole genre where my draconic instincts are⌠very⌠amplified.â She peeked through her fingers, her golden eyes wide with a horrified fascination. âThe things they think we get up to on patrolâŚâ
This sent Koichi into another fit of laughter. He stumbled over to the bed and collapsed beside her, wiping tears from his eyes. âOh, this is too good. The mighty Ryukyu, brought low by internet smut.â
She swatted him with a pillow, but she was starting to laugh too, the sheer absurdity of the situation overriding her embarrassment. âShut up! Itâs your fault for having such a⌠dedicated fanbase.â
âHey, that one of me was anatomically impossible and you know it,â he retorted, grinning.
âI know!â she cried, throwing her hands up. âThatâs what made it so distracting! How does his back bend that way?!â
They dissolved into laughter again, leaning against each other, the tablet forgotten on the comforter. It was a ridiculous, utterly human moment, a world away from the weight of their professions.
Catching his breath, Koichi nudged her. âSo, this âamplified instinctsâ genre⌠any good?â
Ryukoâs blush returned full force, but a sly, draconic smile played on her lips. âSome of the authors have a surprisingly good understanding of animal behavior. The rest are just⌠very creative.â
He laughed, wrapping an arm around her and pulling her close. âWell, if you ever want to⌠research the concept furtherâŚâ he murmured suggestively in her ear.
She elbowed him gently, but she was still smiling, relaxing into his embrace. The embarrassment had faded, replaced by a warm, shared amusement. The online world with its fantasies and exaggerations was just noise. This, the real, comfortable, laughing intimacy in their quiet bedroom, was everything.
âCome on,â Koichi said, finally picking up the tablet and placing it on the nightstand. âI think weâve had enough of other peopleâs imaginations for one night.â
As they settled under the covers, Ryuko curled into his side, her head on his chest. âThey really have no idea, do they?â she murmured sleepily.
âNot a clue,â Koichi agreed, kissing her forehead. âAnd thatâs just how we like it.â
The digital fantasies faded into the dark, unimportant and forgotten. The real, warm, wonderfully ordinary truth of their life together was more than enough.
The news hit the U.A. staff room like a physical blow. Midoriya. Gone. Heâd left in the dead of night, a note his only goodbye, determined to draw the fire of All For One and the Paranormal Liberation Front onto himself alone.
The reaction was a storm of frustration and fear.
âThe fool!â Vlad King snarled, slamming a fist on the table. âHeâs throwing his life away!â
âHeâs trying to protect them,â All Might whispered, his voice hollow with a grief that seemed to age him another decade. âHeâs⌠heâs doing what I would have done.â
The room erupted into arguments about protocols, tracking, and damage control. They were heroes, bound by rules, by systems. Their hands were tied.
Through the chaos, Koichi Haimawari was silent. He stood by the window, looking out at the grounds where heâd taught that bright, self-sacrificing kid how to control his power, how to think, how to land. He saw the ghost of another boy, a vigilante in a green jumpsuit, doing what he felt he had to, outside the rules.
He didnât see a fool. He saw a reflection.
When the meeting adjourned with no clear path forward, the others filed out, their shoulders heavy with helplessness. Koichi remained. He pulled out his phone and made two calls.
The first was to Nezu. âItâs time. Move them to the secure residence. Now.â
The second was to Ryuko. His voice was calm, but she heard the steel beneath it, the tone he only used when the world was about to catch fire. âRyuko. Itâs starting. The kids are being moved to U.A. I need you to meet them there.â
There was a beat of silence on the other end, then a simple, âUnderstood. Be careful.â
He didnât go home. He went straight to the ultra-secure, comfortable apartment Nezu had built deep within U.A.âs defenses. He found Ryuko there, already holding a sleepy Hayate. Eri was clutching her stuffed rabbit, her eyes wide with confusion, while Ryuusei was contentedly chewing on a toy in Nejireâs arms, who had been tasked with their safety.
Koichi knelt, pulling all three of his daughters into a tight embrace. He breathed in their scentsâbaby shampoo, crayons, and the unique sweetness that was just them.
âPapa?â Eri asked, her small voice trembling. âWhatâs happening?â
âThereâs just⌠a little storm coming, sweetheart,â he said, his voice soft but firm. He looked at each of them, imprinting their faces in his mind. âYouâre going to stay here with Mama and Auntie Nejire for a little while. Itâs the safest place in the whole world.â
He stood and met Ryukoâs gaze. Her golden eyes were fierce, understanding. She knew him. She knew he couldnât stand by.
âBring him home, Koichi,â she said, her voice a low command.
He cupped her face and kissed her, a deep, desperate promise. âI will.â
He turned to leave, his hero costume already on. At the door, he paused and looked back one last time at his family, safe within the fortress of U.A. His hoard. His reason for everything.
Then, the Skycrawler turned and walked out into the gathering storm. The rules had failed. The systems were breaking. So he would do what heâd always done best. He would slide into the shadows, operate outside the lines, and bring one lost, heroic kid back from the edge. The final battle was coming, and he would not let his student face it alone.
The world had become a bruise, purpling at the edges and aching with a constant, low-grade fever of panic. Koichi had been out in it for days, a ghost sliding through the chaos. The air itself felt differentâthick with smoke, fear, and the crumbling dust of public trust.
Dabiâs broadcast had been a poison gas, seeping into every crack in the foundation of hero society. People looked at their protectors with suspicion, or worse, outright hatred. The Hero Commissionâs authority was evaporating, leaving a power vacuum that petty criminals and organized villains were all too eager to fill.
Koichiâs patrols were no longer about stopping robberies. They were about survival. Heâd slide into a street where a riot was brewing, his low-profile presence less incendiary than a flamethrower or a giantess, and use his Rebound to create barriers, to separate combatants, to redirect thrown projectiles harmlessly into the sky.
âHead to U.A.!â heâd shout, his voice hoarse from repetition, pointing citizens, families, even other, lower-ranked heroes toward the only beacon of stability left. The school had become a fortress-sanctuary, its walls a symbol of the last line of defense.
But his primary mission was a phantom. Heâd find the signs of Dekuâa trail of shattered nomu, a street scuffed by impossibly powerful kicks, a store owner whoâd been given a can of food by a ânice, frantic green-haired boyâ just an hour before. He was always just minutes, just hours, behind. The kid was a storm, moving with a desperate, destructive speed, tearing himself apart to stay ahead of the monsters on his tail.
He wasnât the only one searching. Heâd see the flash of Endeavorâs flames on the horizon, a desperate, broken star trying to burn through the gloom. Spoke with Burnin, one of the godmothers of his daughters, when they worked together to rescue survivors of a villain raid, hinding behind a poker face from the vitriol from the civilians and villains alike. Heâd spot Mt. Lady, her giant form a vulnerable target for public jeers as she tried to clear rubble. Heâd exchanged a grim, knowing nod with Edgeshot, a silent acknowledgment of their shared, failing mission. They were all stretched thinner than glass, trying to hold a shattered world together with bare hands while chasing a ghost.
The weight of it was immense. Every time he pointed someone toward U.A., he thought of Ryuko, of Eri, of Hayate and Ryuusei, safe within those walls. The need to be with them was a physical ache, a primal pull that rivaled his wifeâs own draconic instincts. But he couldnât. Not while one of his students, a kid with a heart too big for his own good, was out here in the darkness, bleeding himself dry for a world that was turning on him.
He landed on a rooftop, the city sprawling before him like a wounded animal. He was tired, his body pushed to its limits. But as he watched the distant, frantic flicker of Endeavorâs fire and heard the faint, panicked screams from a few blocks over, his resolve hardened.
He wouldnât give up. He couldnât. He was the Skycrawler. Heâd navigated the cracks of society his entire life. He would find the path through this chaos. He would find Midoriya. And he would drag him home, because thatâs what teachersâwhat familyâdid. Failure was not an option. The world was ending, and he had a student to save.
The city was a graveyard of broken ideals, and in its heart, two figures were trying to kill each other under a bruised sky. Koichi saw it from a distance: the frantic, green lightning of Midoriya Izuku, and the cold, precise sniper fire of a ghost from his past. Lady Nagant. The HPSCâs former black-ops agent, now a villain hunting her former masters.
He didnât hesitate. He saw an opening, a moment where Nagantâs rifle was cooling, and Midoriya was preparing for a suicidal charge. Koichi kicked off, becoming a cyan blur. He didnât attack. He inserted himself, sliding to a halt directly between them, his arms spread.
âSTOP!â he roared, his voice cutting through the din of battle.
Both combatants froze in shock. Midoriyaâs eyes widened. âH-Haimawari-sensei?!â
Nagantâs rifle didnât waver, her cold eyes narrowing at the new variable. âThe Skycrawler. Get out of the way. This doesnât concern you.â
âIt concerns my student,â Koichi shot back, not moving an inch. He kept his body angled, a living shield in front of Izuku, his own quirk ready to rebound any shot away from the boy. âThis fight is pointless. Youâre both being used.â
The standoff was a taut wire. But then, the unthinkable happened. A piece of the building, destabilized by their fight, began to crumble, heading straight for a trapped civilian Nagant hadnât even noticed. In that split second, it was Midoriya who moved, his body a blur of selfless instinct, saving the person who meant nothing to his enemy.
Koichi saw the conflict in Nagantâs eyesâthe shock, the flicker of a heroâs soul she thought sheâd murdered. It was a fragile, fleeting chance for peace.
It was shattered by a monstrous, internal detonation. All For Oneâs failsafe. Nagantâs body convulsed, her form erupting not in a blast of fire, but a horrific, contained implosion of her own Quirk. She fell, a broken, barely breathing thing.
There was no more fight. Only triage. Together, teacher and student gathered the shattered woman and flew, a desperate, silent race against time to a fortified hospital in a nearby protected zone.
In the sterile, tense quiet of the hospitalâs rooftop after theyâd handed her off, Koichi finally turned to his student. Izuku looked like a ghost himself, hollowed out by exhaustion and trauma.
âI have to keep going, sensei,â Izuku whispered, his voice cracking. âI have to draw their fire. I canât⌠I canât let anyone else get hurt because of me.â
Koichiâs heart ached. He saw the same desperate, haunted look heâd seen in his own reflection for years after Naruhata. The look of a man whoâd lost someone and decided the only way to atone was to burn himself out as a lone candle in the dark.
âIzuku,â Koichi said, his voice low and firm, cutting through the boyâs spiraling thoughts. âI get it. More than you know.â He tapped the scar on his own cheek. âAfter I lost someone⌠after Number Six⌠I thought the same thing. That I had to carry it all alone. That it was my duty, my punishment.â
He stepped closer, forcing the boy to meet his gaze. âBut this? This isnât duty. This is self-righteousness. You think youâre the only one who can bear this weight? You think your friends, your teachers, All Might⌠you think watching you destroy yourself out here is easier for them? That it hurts them less?â
Izuku flinched as if struck.
âYou have a power no one else has, yes,â Koichi pressed, his voice softening with empathy. âBut youâre not the only one with a heart. Youâre not the only one whoâs afraid of losing people. We all are. And right now, the bravest thing you can do isnât to fight alone. Itâs to trust the people who love you. Itâs to come home and fight with us.â
He placed a hand on Izukuâs shoulder. âThe world is falling apart. This is no time for a solo act. Itâs time to stand together. Come back to U.A., Izuku. Your family is waiting.â
The fight drained out of Midoriya, replaced by a wave of overwhelming exhaustion and a dawning, painful understanding. The lone wolf act wasnât strength; it was a different kind of weakness. He looked at his teacher, at the man who had fought his own demons and come out the other side, and he finally, truly, saw a path forward that didnât end in his own destruction.
He nodded, a single, weary, but decisive motion. âOkay,â he whispered, his voice thick with unshed tears. âOkay, sensei. Iâll come home.â
Koichi felt a tension heâd been carrying for days finally release. He had his student back. Now, the real fight could begin.
The world had become a symphony of ruin. The air was thick with the cacophony of battleâthe roar of flames, the shriek of twisting metal, the desperate cries of heroes giving their all. All Might had fallen, a broken king left to watch his kingdom burn. Ryukyu, a ivory dragon of fury, fought alongside the remnants of the hero ranks against an endless, weeping tide of Twiceâs clones, her every thought a prayer for the family she defended.
High above the carnage, All For One, a god of malice, flew towards his destined vessel. Victory was inches away.
It was then that the sky cracked open with sound and light.
A thunderclap of pure, explosive force and a shrieking tear in the air itself. Two blurs, one of orange and green fury, the other a cyan streak of incandescent rage, intercepted him.
Katsuki Bakugo, a living hydrogen bomb resurrected from the brink, moved with the chaotic, beautiful violence of a supernova. And beside him, Koichi Haimawari was not the evasive Skycrawler, not the patient teacher. He was vengeance given form. Every slide was a hammer blow, every rebound a focused detonation of pure hatred aimed at the monster who had threatened his world. He was a bunker-buster, and All For One was the bunker. They were a storm of fire and motion, a catastrophic dance that stalled the demon kingâs advance.
Realizing he would not reach Shigaraki, All For Oneâs plan shifted. His form blurred, abandoning the aerial battle, streaking towards U.A. with the desperate, final speed of a predator going for the throat. The fountain of youth. The rewinding child. Eri.
Heroes gave chase, but he was a missile of pure evil. He breached the final defenses, the reinforced walls of the secure residence shattering before him. He stood in the room, his form casting a monstrous shadow over the three small girls.
Eri stood frozen, her red eyes wide with a terror so profound it eclipsed even her memories of Overhaul. It wasn't just fear for herself. It was the primal, overwhelming need to protect her sisters. Hayate and Ryuusei, sensing the imminent danger, began to cry.
That was the trigger.
Her control didnât slip. It shattered.
It wasn't a rewind. It was an unraveling.
A silent, colorless wave erupted from her. There was no sound, only a pressure that felt like the universe itself gasping. Koichi and Bakugo, bursting into the room, were thrown back as if by an unseen godâs hand.
In the center of it, All For One stared into the heart of the storm. For a single, horrific moment, his mind, built to hoard and comprehend countless Quirks, was forced to perceive the raw, naked seams of reality as they frayed. He saw the scaffolding of time, the stitching of space. A human mind was never meant to see it. His broke.
He screamed, a sound that was less a voice and more the tearing of a soul, as everything all at once and reality fought for dominance. Then, as existence fought to stitch itself back together, his form began to disintegrate. Not burning, not decaying, but being un-sewn. He was eviscerated on a cellular, then a sub-atomic level, until nothing, not even a memory of his physical form, remained.
The wave receded.
Silence.
Koichi scrambled to his feet, his own injuries forgotten. His eyes flew to his daughters. Eri was on her knees, panting, but unharmed. Hayate and Ryuusei, though crying, were physically untouched. They were safe.
But the room⌠the room was wrong. The walls were a slightly different shade of beige. The couch was a similar model, but the fabric pattern was different. A lamp on the side table was now a floor lamp. It was as if the room had been replaced with a nearly identical duplicate from a parallel universe, the transition frozen in place.
Koichi didnât care. He stumbled forward, sweeping all three girls into his arms, holding them so tightly he feared he might hurt them. They were alive. They were safe.
A crackle came from his communicator, Ryukoâs voice, strained but triumphant. âThe army⌠theyâve fallen! The villains are down! Weâre alive! The girlsâ?â
âTheyâre safe, Ryuko,â Koichi choked out, tears of relief streaming down his face. âTheyâre safe. Weâre all safe.â
But Bakugo stood by the doorway, his own explosive energy sputtering out. He looked around the subtly wrong room, his brow furrowed in deep, unnerved confusion. The world felt⌠displaced. It looked like their reality, but it was a copy, a clone that had replaced the original, and the transition was glaringly, terrifyingly incomplete. The battle was over. All For One was gone. But as Bakugo stared at the crying family infront of him, a chilling question settled in the silence.
Why does Eri have two horns?
The morning sun streamed into the comfortable, lived-in living room of the Haimawari house, a home built on the foundations of a peace hard-won. Eri, now a teenager with her white hair pulled into a neat ponytail, which complimented the two curving horns atop her head, paused in the doorway, a soft smile gracing her lips.
The sight was a familiar, heartwarming tableau from the last few months. Her mother, Ryuko, was sprawled across the large couch, her form softened by the new life growing within her. Her longer hair, which sheâd let grow out again, formed a golden curtain that almost completely obscured the face of the man she was using as a pillow: Koichi. One of his arms was wrapped protectively around her, the other dangling off the couch. Eri could just see the corner of his mouth, turned up in a contented smile even in sleep.
Ryukoâs pregnancy had brought back all the old, endearing habits Koichi had described from her time carrying the twins. The powerful, confident stride was now a gentle, adorable waddle. Her toned muscles were hidden beneath the gentle curve of baby weight. The consistent sleepy smile. And her draconic instincts were in full force, manifesting in the classic nesting sent into another level, and the soft, unconscious "love nibbles" she was currently bestowing upon her husband's shoulder. It was an affection reserved solely for him; Eri and her sisters only ever received gentle nuzzles on the tops of their heads.
"Morning, Dad," Eri whispered, tiptoeing past.
Koichiâs eyes fluttered open, crinkling at the corners as he saw her. "Hey, sweetheart. Big day," he whispered back, careful not to disturb the sleeping dragon on his chest.
Before Eri could reply, a whirlwind of energy named Hayate, now a mischievous ten-year-old in a dinosaur onesie, launched herself from the hallway with a gleeful cry, landing squarely on the couch pile.
"Aw hell yeah, nap time!" she declared, wriggling her way between her parents.
The impact drew a wheeze from Koichi, but Ryuko, without even waking, simply shifted, her arm curling around her younger daughter in a gesture of pure, sleepy maternal instinct, nuzzling her head. Hayate sighed in contentment, her own wild energy momentarily stilled.
Shaking her head with a laugh, she could hear the purring and feel the vibrations, Eri glanced out the back window. In the garden, her other sister, Ryuusei, was moving with a quiet focus, practicing forms with a wooden training sword, her movements precise and getting stronger every day.
The walk to U.A. was peaceful. The campus, once a fortress under siege, now stood as a beacon of a new era. She met Kota and Akira at the gate, their friendship a constant in her life.
"Hey, your dad have a big cartoon bite mark on him yet?" Akira asked with a grin, having heard the stories.
"Oh come on, my mom donât bite!" Eri laughed.
âYes she do Eri, Iâm surprised your dad dosenât look like chewed gum!â Kota quipped, thinking of one of the recent times he visited and saw the sight of Eriâs mother gnawing on her father in her sleep.
They talked about the world they were growing up inâthe dismantling of the corrupt HPSC, the new hero ranking system that valued actual work over popularity, a change that had seen both her hardworking parents comfortably remain in the Top 10, just on a lower rank. And more surprising news like the last living league member releasing a book on his time as a villain, causing more support for programs to help those with stigmatised quirks.
They split at the main building, Kota heading off to the Hero Course with a determined nod. Eri and Akira, however, walked into their General Studies homeroom.
Standing at the front of the class, leaning casually against his desk, was Tensei Iida. His legs, once crippled, were now strong and steady thanks to Eri's mastered control over her Rewind quirk. He smiled warmly as they entered.
"Welcome back, everyone. Let's have a great year," he said, his voice full of a vitality that had been stolen from him for so long.
As she took her seat, Eri looked around the classroom, at her friends, at her teacher who was also a cherished family friend. She thought of her chaotic, loving home: her napping, nibbling mother; her patient, wonderful father; her wild and quiet sisters.
There was no fear. No pain. Her life was a tapestry woven from boring days, passionate music practice, and the unwavering love of her family. It was the best life she could have ever asked for.
And it had all started because a screw-up vigilante with a good heart had, one chaotic night, unwittingly caught the heart of a girl with dragon's eyes. The story had been chaotic, painful, and glorious. But this? This quiet, happy future was the perfect ending in the twin horned girls eyes.
(Epilogue)
Awareness returned to Eri not as a gentle dawn, but as a cold, sharp shock. Her entire body ached with a deep, soul-weary exhaustion she had never known. Her head felt strangely light. She reached up, her small fingers brushing against the smooth skin of her forehead where her horn used to be, finding only the barest, almost invisible nub.
Terror seized her.
She was squeezed from both sides. Hayate and Ryuusei were pressed against her, their tiny bodies trembling, crying soft, frightened sobs into her shirt. They were holding onto her as if she were the only solid thing in the world.
The wind bristled against her cheek.
Wind?
Her heart stuttered. She was sitting on the soft playmat from her room. Her favorite stuffed rabbit was beside her. But the walls⌠the walls of their secure room at U.A. were gone. Vanished. Instead, she saw the familiar, medium-height perimeter walls of the U.A. campus, the ones from before the war, before the fortifications. The door her Papa had been standing in was just⌠absent. The room was an open-air island of their furniture in the middle of a grassy field.
Papa was gone.
A cold, bottomless panic welled up inside her. Where was Mama? Where were Auntie Nejire, Uncle Tensei, Grandpa and Grandma? Where was everyone?
She was so scared. She wished, with every fiber of her being, that they were here.
She pulled her sisters closer, their cries fueling her own rising panic. She missed the strong, safe feeling of her fatherâs arms. She missed her motherâs rumbling, comforting coos. She missed Auntie Moeâs loud laughter and Uncle Tenseiâs bright smile. She was so, so scared. She wished, with every fiber of her being, that they were here.
n the principalâs office, the delicate porcelain of Nezuâs favorite teacup lay in shards on the floor, a puddle of steaming Earl Grey spreading around them. He hadnât even felt it slip from his paw. His beady eyes were locked on the bank of security monitors, his mind racing at an impossible speed to process the impossible.
One moment, the camera feed showing the secured residential wing was normal. The next, the very fabric of reality within that specific quadrant of the grounds seemed to⌠unravel. That was the only word he could assign to the visual static, the warping of light, the silent, localized chaos. And then, just as suddenly, it snapped back into place. But what it snapped back to was wrong. The empty grass was gone. In its place was a scattering of child-sized furniture and three small, huddled figures.
âAizawa, Thirteen. My office. Now.â His voice over the intercom was unnervingly calm.
Minutes later, the three U.A. staff members moved swiftly and discreetly across the campus. âI have no operational data,â Nezu murmured, his mind still whirring. âOne moment, nothing. The next, a spatial and temporal anomaly resulting in the spontaneous materialization of three minors and domestic furnishings. The âhowâ and âwhyâ are currently⌠absent.â
They reached the strange, open-air nursery. Two of the children were clearly twinsâdark hair, striking golden reptilian eyes, and sharp little teeth. They were clinging to an older girl with hair as white as snow, normal red eyes, and the barest hint of a nub on her forehead.
What was most striking was the older girlâs reaction. Her fearful eyes landed on them, and she visibly sagged with relief. âMr. Aizawa⌠Mrs. Thirteen⌠Principal NezuâŚâ she whispered, as if greeting old friends. The toddlers, taking their cue from their big sister, slowly began to calm their crying.
Nezu, ever the gentleman despite the circumstances, gently coaxed out their names. Haimawari. The surname tickled something in the back of his mind, but he filed it away. He asked what happened.
Eri, her voice small and shaky, told them. She spoke of a great war, of a monster named All For One, of her Papa and a loud boy trying to stop him. She explained her own terrifying power, the âunravelingâ she caused to protect her sisters.
The three adults listened, their confusion mounting. None of this had happened. All For One was in Tartarus. There had been no war. Yet the childâs terror was palpably real.
They brought the sisters to a staff lounge, giving them food and warm blankets. As the girls calmed, Nezu pieced it together. The key was Eriâs Quirk, Rewind. And her casual, confused observation about her teachers.
âIn my world,â Eri had said, nibbling a cookie, âMr. Aizawa is a man, and Mrs. Thirteen is a woman. Itâs weird youâre swapped.â
That was it. It wasn't just time travel. It was a transference.
Nezuâs theory solidified with chilling clarity. Eriâs catastrophic power surge hadn't just rewound time. It had torn a hole straight through the dimensional membrane. It was less a rewind and more a desperate, involuntary shunt. Like being pushed through a tubular slide, she, her sisters, and the immediate contents of their room had been ejected from their universe and deposited into this one.
He looked at the three sistersâEri, Hayate, and Ryuuseiâhuddled together on the couch, orphans of a reality that, from this worldâs perspective, had never existed.
In simpler, heartbreaking words: Eri had accidentally left her entire world behind. And for the three Haimawari sisters, there might be no way back. Their old life, their parents, their everything, was gone. They were now refugees, not from a country, but from existence itself. And their arrival in this peaceful world was an omen of a storm that had never broken here, and a mystery that would define Nezuâs next great challenge.