* YOUNG WOLF.

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

“  i wish i knew how to talk about it.  ”  

“  you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together.  ” 

“  i don’t want to be alone anymore.  ”  

“  i wish i could hate you. ” 

“  take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while. ”

“  i need you to trust me.  ”  

“ i missed/miss you. ”  

“  she/he won’t listen to me. ”

“  let me do this for you. please.  ” 

“  is there anything else you want to say to me?  ”

“  tell me something happy. ” 

“  promise me.  ”

“  i just want/wanted to help.  ”  

“  let me explain.  ”

“ i didn’t/don’t need you to understand, i just wanted/want you to support me. ”  

“ i’m on your side. ”

“ i’ve got your back, okay? ”

“  please, tell me you have a plan. ”

“  stay with me tonight. ”

“  don’t go. please.  ” 

“  i’ve been alone for so long i’m afraid i don’t know what it’s like not to be. ” 

“ talk to me.  ”  

“ i did what i had to do.  ”

“  we can’t keep going on like this. ”

“ i’m just tired.  ”

“ i’m scared.  ”

“ it’s okay to be afraid. fear can be good. use it.  ”

“ it’s better to expect disappointment. ”

“ hope is dangerous.  ”

“  i like seeing you smile. ”  

“ you look beautiful.  ”  

“ be patient with her/him. they’re trying. ”  

“ i’m trying my best and it’s not good enough. it’s never good enough. ”

“  i’m starting to think i’m just fucked up.  ”  

“  have a drink with me.  ”

“ she/he is better off without me. but i guess that’s their choice. ”

“  you can’t dictate what’s best for someone else. ”

“ can i help you?  ” “ i thought you’d like this. ”

“  do you wanna get out of here?  ”

“  walk with me?  ”

“  well, shit.  ”

“ change isn’t easy.  ”

“  i just wanted to say i’m sorry.  ”

“  i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad.  ” 

“  what did you want to tell me? ”

“ it was supposed to be simple.  ”

“  you’ve got blood on your shirt. ”

“  you can stay with me.  ”

“ what did you want to show me?  ”

“ i miss ____ more than i thought i would.  ”

“  i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know.  ”

“ shut up. please. ”

“ fuck off.  ”

“ hush, i’m trying to kiss you.  ”

“  you’re lucky you’re cute. ”

“ i fucked up. ”

“  i just want to take it all back.  ”

“  i can’t sleep.  ”

 “ can’t sleep?  ”

“  we should get a pet. ”

“  if you have something to say, spit it out. ”

“ i’m allowed to be angry.  ”

“  she/he aint even that cute.  ”

“ just hold me. ”

“  do you want me to go?  ”  

“  i just need time.  ”

“  i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that.  ”  

“  nothing you can say will surprise me. ”

“  everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind.  ”

“ death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago. ”

“  i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity. ”

“  listen to me, please.  ”

“  i’m not even sure what to say to that. ”

“  that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t.  ”

“ am i supposed to care?  ”

“  i do care. ”  

“  you make me happy. ”

“ you look beautiful like this.  ”  

“  if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you.  ”

“ it terrifies me. ” 

I’LL REPLY WITH 

WOULD I: YES / MAYBE / NO

HAVE I EVER BEFORE: YES / NO 

Yes you can change the pronouns and stuff it’s not the end of the world if you do

[MAINLY NSFW ACCOUNTS DON’T REBLOG]

1. “I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH.”

2. “I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger.”

3. “Have you ever had a dream?”

4. “So, how did you end up here?”

5. “I illegally download Myspace.”

6. “You better watch out.”

7. “Ya boi’s got his free taco.”

8. “I got a job and a wife and kids and a mortgage and if I drop a bag of my favorite chips on the ground I don’t cry about it.”

9. “My main goal is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody.”

10. “Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?”

11. “Is this music???”

12. “Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?”

13. “You can’t make me do ANYTHING!”

14. “Blades are for SKATING, ya dingus.”

15. “That’s wonderful! Destroy him.”

16. “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot.”

17. “Oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage.”

18. “We have to leave.”

19. “Wait why does [name] have so many soaps?”

20. “MIND YO BUSINESS, [name]!”

21. “What do you want from me?”

22. “God is looking for geeks here tonight, he’s looking for nerds!”

23. “PRETTY cute? I am a GODDESS!”

24. “What about NASCAR?”

25. “SIKE it’s a jumpsuit you were fooled!”

26. “I lied I’m dying inside.”

27. “It’s vinegar, pussy.”

28. “That’s the kind of stuff that really butters my eggroll.”

29. “If you play it you’ll get a hundred million dollars, but a hundred million people will die.”

30. “Every time you yell at your kids you put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat the shit out of them.”

31. “I don’t really wanna do the work today.”

32. “I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.”

33. “I don’t understand this and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.”

34. “It’s not quite friday!”

35. “I GOT TWO FREE TACOS!”

36. “I didn’t know anything I just gave up.”

37. “You can’t go.”

38. “I can’t swim.”

39. “Well, when life gives you lemons!”

40. “Be careful, [name], that’s a lot of sodium.”

41. “Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land.”

42. “I’m going to die.”

43. “You have been stopped.”

44. “Why is this one kansas, but this one is not arkansas?”

45. “On all levels except physical, I am a wolf.”

46. [INSERT A VINE QUOTE HERE BECAUSE THERES THOUSANDS AND I PROBABLY FORGOT SOME GOLDEN ONES]

45. “You’re always cold, but I’ll be damned if you’re not my friend.”

46. “I love you, BITCH, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, BITCH.”

47. “It’s a fucking bear!”

48. “It’s chrimmis!”

49. “How do you feel about that cone on your head?”

More shitty sentences for your RP endeavors. Mostly made up and overheard things.

“I don’t believe it was an accident.”

“Only an idiot cleans a loaded gun.”

“I was out for the count.”

“You find anything else?”

“There was an explosion.”

“You’re missing the big picture.”

“It wasn’t aliens.”

“You don’t know that for sure.”

“They don’t exist.”

“That’s what they want you to believe.”

“They? They who?”

“The aliens, of course.”

“You’re certifiable.”

“Don’t try to discredit me.”

“Are you saying a goat is your alibi?”

“I don’t want to know.”

“They’re after me aren’t they?”

“Back at that nonsense, I see.”

“Be at my house in one hour?”

“I had a fucking salad.”

“Pretty sure that was bacon on your breath.”

“People put bacon on salads, you twit.”

“You just ate a bunch of bacon didn’t you?”

“I did but I sat near a garden while I ate it.”

feel free to change pronouns as needed  !

❛  we’re thieves in a world that don’t want us no more.  ❜

❛  guess about all i got left now is doubts. doubts and scars.  ❜

❛  they’re chasing us hard. because we represent everything that they fear.  ❜

❛  don’t try anything stupid and we won’t do anything unkind.  ❜

❛  if we have to fight, we fight. if we have to run, we’ll run.  ❜

❛  if we must die, we’ll die. but… we’ll stay free.  ❜

❛  if they so much as put one bruise on him, i swear…   ❜

❛  i’ll bring the fires of hell on them myself.  ❜

❛  the people are happy and well fed. i think perhaps we’ll be okay.  ❜

❛  running scams, robbing banks, screwing over the rich and horrible.  ❜

❛  most of us grew up hungry and scared and alone. one way or another.  ❜

❛  i believe there’s winners and losers… and nothing else besides.  ❜

❛  living free out here, like this… i wouldn’t have it any other way.  ❜

❛  nobody’s taking nothing from me ever again.  ❜

❛  you’re playing a dangerous game.  ❜

❛  i had real suffering and i lost everything, my vocation, my faith, my family…  ❜

❛  people call me lazy. i’m not lazy. just don’t like working. there’s a difference.  ❜

❛  gentlemen, i think i’ve got something good.  ❜

❛  it’s a nasty world out there, and it’s catching up with us.  ❜

❛  i swear half of you would just rot in your own filth if nobody kept you in check.  ❜

❛  did you catch the bad guys?  ❜

❛  how can romance ever be silly? it’s all we have.  ❜

❛  just leave it to me. i can talk a dog off a meat wagon.  ❜

❛  i wish i had acquired wisdom at less of a price.  ❜

❛  maybe life ain’t such a thing to cling to so tightly.  ❜

❛  we’re more ghosts than people.  ❜

❛  be loyal to what matters.  ❜

❛  i discovered i had a heart because it was broken.  ❜

❛  oh, you fool, you sad deluded fool.  ❜

❛  torn in two by different ideas of who you were, and it turns out you weren’t neither.  ❜

SIX WORDS .

❝ i heard you were doing good. ❞ ❝ you don’t grow your horns overnight. ❞ ❝ i promise, it gets better eventually. ❞ ❝ & we never talked after that. ❞ ❝ am i really, truly, that unlovable? ❞ ❝ don’t talk like you’re coming back. ❞ ❝ my most dangerous habit is trusting. ❞ ❝ we’re made of stars & stories. ❞ ❝ you didn’t have to do that. ❞ ❝ everything is poetry when you’re drunk. ❞ ❝ did i mean anything to you? ❞ ❝ real feelings don’t just go away. ❞ ❝ you came & changed the weather. ❞ ❝ when can you just be mine? ❞ ❝ there was no love, only lust. ❞ ❝ darling, stop wishing on dead stars. ❞ ❝ art is another form of screaming. ❞ ❝ silence is the most painful goodbye. ❞ ❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞ ❝ i’m drunk, dizzy & missing you. ❞ ❝ kiss me like you’re losing me. ❞ ❝ i don’t feel like smiling today. ❞ ❝ not all good people are innocent. ❞ ❝ we’re a disaster in the making. ❞ ❝ some things are better left unsaid. ❞ ❝ we really should’ve talked about it. ❞ ❝ i’m so glad i met you. ❞ ❝ i wish i knew you earlier. ❞ ❝ i fucked (pronoun/name) to our song. ❞ ❝ i dreamed of you this night. ❞

TEN WORDS .

❝ write in history of her: not of accepting her fate, but of creating a future; with a strength that towers over all the heights we yet may fathom.❞