Werewolves Of London

evan is psychotic in a "let me dissect your body and examine ur organs" way while barty is psychotic in a "i want to blow up everything in a ten mile radius and then drink ur blood as a reward" way

sorry i’m late. had a hard time finding the “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy” section in the greeting card aisle

he would not fucking wear that but let's indulge

Maybe there was never a Black Family curse. Maybe that house was just covered with lead paint.

give me walburga who really thought she was gentle parenting. that she was breaking the cycle of abuse because she doesnt force them into engagements with their cousins when theyre six, and she spends time with them when theyre young instead of letting the nannies raise them until theyre ready for polite company, and she buys them toys and ice cream, and she keeps orion away from the kids when hes angry, who tries to give sirius a better childhood than she had. whos angry at sirius for leaving because why cant he just be grateful, why cant he understand how much better he had it!!