the stars fight against us, my friend

Dude I love your blog. I'm a big fan of the cries for help

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr

FRL??? WHAT DID U GUYS DO??

SO WE WENT TO A LAKE AN HOUR AWAY AND RENTED A BOAT FIR A FEW HOURS THEN WE WENT YO AN ARCADE AND PLAYED GO KARTS I WON

YOOOOOOO THAT SOUNDS SO COOL WHAT

dude if i could i’d take you everywhere with me

Hamilton, holding newborn Philip: What are it's stats?

Make the military gay again.

I still believe this.

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

i cocka da spaghetti

Cock?

COOK COOK I MEANT COOK

macarrão spaghetti?

yes

WHAT EP IS THIS LMAO

season 7 episode 4 !!

THANK UUUU