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Bowser doesn’t GET blowjobs.

Oh…

yesterday at the store, i said “babe” to get my girlfriends attention and like four women who aren’t my girlfriend looked at me and the lesbian power fjrjfndmsmzksp

i said it again at the bar and the bartender turned like i was talking to her djfnfjdndkdjd

imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves

I’M CACKLING WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST WENT NYOOM

ppl take Star Wars far more seriously than it was ever meant to be taken.

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

modern day equivalent: when u see ur friend tryin to get the perfect selfie and u take a picture of them taking it

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

so how’s it going everyone