mr cardman card me a man

If I was luxord and I found out I wasn't being sent to castle oblivion I'd have been pissed. Oh no it's ok, send the others to the card-themed hellhole. I didn't even want to go. I'm sure fucking marluxia has it handled

i keep saying this but . quadratum isn’t just an ‘afterlife’ it is unreality. sora messed up so bad breaking so many rules of nature he wasn’t allowed to be real anymore. literally got banished not just from his life but from reality itself. it bores me if we water down this concept into ‘place you go if you die’ (see: the 10 wildly different meanings of ‘death’ in this universe) because it’s so freaking coollll but yeah they better have a good explanation for every character who’s there to actually be there or i’ll be annoyed. what could these guys possibly have done that was on sora’s level i have to know

must be awkward to live in the kingdom hearts universe and have a name with an X in it. introduce yourself like hey guys what's up my name's alexis :) and everyone kind of sucks their teeth and looks at each other uncomfortably whispering oh umm is she... you know... *mimes stabbing their own heart out*