Draco x Listerine
Warnings: it’s smut
I was only gonna share this on class dojo but I think it’s too much of a masterpiece to not post on here😩
draco knew it was wrong but he couldn’t help it, he would walk into the bathroom and there on the sink counter thing, in all its glory, sat the listerine mouthwash. It was as if it was begging to be used 😩😩. The seggsual tension between him and the mouthwash became too much one night when he was going into the bathroom because he had diarrhea. But one look at the listerine bottle and his need to poop was gone. So he pulled out his ding-a-ling.
“Do you like what you see babay gorl?”
The bottle said nothing, since it’s a bottle and bottles cant speak🙄. But to draco the glistening liquid inside of it showed all the excitement he needed so he could confirm it wanted this(#consent). Draco uncaps the bottle and inserts his schlong in it.
The minty liquid in it made the tip of draco jr burn a bit but that just made things better. Draco never told anyone this but he has a pain kink.
“I’m afraid my wiener will be ejaculating its mayonnaise into you in T minus 4 seconds!” He tells the bottle but all he could hear was the sloshing of the minty mouthwash and his member. And so he did.
“That was the best seggsual intercourse Ive ever had.” Draco says out of breath. The bottle says nothing.
“I’ll see you tomorrow, love!” He kisses the bottle and puts its cap back on. He leaves and goes to bed.
The next morning peppa pig goes into the bathroom to brush her teeth. She reaches for the listerine bottle and gurgles it down her throat then spits it out.
“Yum, that’s got a nice flavah” she says.
THE END
it’s a joke guys 😩
