Its Me Again!

i can't even have stalker fantasies about scott anymore he's too spatially aware. he'd Know

It's almost my birthday and I wish I could've seen him during the recent UK heatwave. I'd pay top dollar to see him in boxers and a tank top just sweating and fussy. Ugh, I wanna make out with him when he's the most pathetic about it.

I need xbcrafted Carnally you don't get it

I need to get Tubbo drunk to incoherence and make him try to suck cock sloppy while he drools all over it. I need him ruined highkey. Tangled hair unshaven chin and his gorgeous eyes looking up half-lidded This would be a minute in heaven (because I would not last longer than a minute with this sight in front of me) - 🔥⛓️

And on another note I get really hard at the sight of Ponk taking their mask off. Like with pretty much any character who wears a mask at all times it's obviously a very special moment to see them reveal their face like that, but given that we usually see Ponk's eyes in great detail already, obviously the first thing your sight gets drawn to when the mask is off are the lips. And goodness gracious the lips.... like at that point it's practically an invitation to immediately make out with tongue and make use of that beautiful gentle mouth of his.

tf!legs is so cute i need someone to tie him up all nice and helpless and overstim him with a vibrator until he's shaking and sobbing on the verge of passing out, too exhausted to even beg for mercy anymore <3

(i feel so embarrassed summiting this even though it's not that crazy lol) Evbo being getting sort of angry in Tabi's "Minecraft but you can only GO DOWN" video is sort of hot. like ghghhhh you have emotions. aw. does this make sense to anyone else

listen. i know everyone thinks gem is an assertive femdom top. but i think she's a pillow princess. she has to be in at least 70% contact with the bed at all times or she starts complaining; she doesnt even like riding the dick/strap its too much work. she can still be assertive and very often gets what she wants, its just that what she wants is to lay down and let her partner have fun. i dont think she even cares if she orgasms half the time. and thats my gem headcanon for the day

just had a delightful thought. idk why my brain has decided to project horny thoughts onto geminitay but i think it'd be really delightful of her to convince pearl to have sex with her and then they get into the bedroom and have a "they were both bottoms situation." except gem is just cheerfully like "oh no i'm not doing the work. that's what public servants do!" and pearl goes "…i don't think this is public service, gem" it does go without saying that gem gets her way, btw. pearl does an absolutely god-awful job of eating her out and a mildly better job fingering her (she was not prepared to try and don the strap) but gem doesn't care. she got pearl in bed with her!! gem proceeds to spend the rest of the night teaching pearl how to fuck her better; they do not leave the bedroom for anything other than food and water and bathroom until the sun comes up

i havent seen anything abt it at all and im so sad, did anyone else get so excited and rock hard seeing scar's cubito was poking thru the hole of doc's planet so perfectly in his latest vid and thought about being on the other side behind him and pounding his ass? has anyone ever thought of putting scar in a glory hole? i always think about that

bdubs calling himself daddy in his new hc video oh my god

anybody else think about the first episode of wild life where lizzie spent most of it as big as possible? anyone else think about a tiny joel pressed between his massive wife's tits? no? just me?