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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.
“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”
Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”
…perfect
I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
OMG I WAS SO WEIRD!!! HAHAHHAHAHA
I’m reading my old messages and wtf, 2016 was a dark time for me.
AAAAA THE CRINGE , and also THE MEMORIES.
Oh wow
So, idk why I thought it was a good idea to come back, haha, so yeah, after humm..2-3 years I’m back! And I don’t expect activity, just letting you guys know I’m fine now and alive yay.

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okay but
fuck your stereotypes
long hair is not “girly”
the same way short hair is not “manly”
hair has no gender
hair is just hair
&as long as you’re not disrespecting a culture with the way you do it
you keep on doing you
Its like someone looked into my brain and decided to make a photo set based on men I would find so overwhelmingly attractive I couldn’t look directly at them if I met them in person
I…….I just…
today is a GOOD day!
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this whole gifset screams ‘’gay’’ tbh
[France]
“I’m not throwing away my shot!”
(posting the one with everyone together too because why not? …I also just noticed this would make a good sticker set lmao MAYBE SOMEDAY)
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2P!Axis reaction to their crush, who is usually stoic, cold, sassy, and sarcastic, just suddenly hugging them from behind, saying she just needs it?
2p Germany: “Then get all the hugs you want, dammit!”Lutz would be startled with the sudden hug since he wouldn’t be expecting it, but once he realized it it was his crush he would be fine. Sure, he would think it was odd they suddenly wanted a hug, but he wasn’t about to complain! If they said they needed it, then they could have as many damn hugs as they pleased!
2p Italy: “Get off!…oh fine…”Luciano would not like being hugged from behind with no warning so at first he would stiffen up and tell them to get off…but if they said they needed a hug he would sigh and turn so they were against his chest. He would tell them next time to ask him before suddenly hugging him and not come up behind him…but this time he would let it slide.
2p Japan: “No.”Kuro would move out of their way if they came up behind him but if they did manage to hug him from behind he would stiffen up like a board and would raise his lip in irritation. He does not like people coming up behind him and very much dislikes people touching him…combining those two things is a recipe to piss off Kuro. He would look behind him at his crush and try to wiggle free before staring at them and telling them to ask him before attempting to touch him, but if they severely needed the contact….he may allow it.
Could you so a headcanon about the allies + axis becoming older brothers? If you don't mind...
America: “Oh cool!” Alfred loves being a role model for others, so having a younger sibling would be awesome to him. He would love to have someone to show the ropes too. Not to mention, he would love to have someone to play with or tease (in a loving manner).
England: “So I’m not the youngest anymore?”Arthur would raise an eyebrow and sigh. He had enough siblings to deal with…but maybe this one wouldn’t be so bad. He would hope that they would take after him and not his other brothers. He would do his best to be a good role model and show his younger sibling how to act like a proper person…and not like the barbarians his brothers are.
France: “Ah! How nice..!”Francis wouldn’t mind being a big brother, especially since he already is. He loves having little siblings he can cuddle with, and teach new things to! He’d also be super protective over any little sibling that he has.
Canada: “Someone..looks up to me now?..”Matthew is so used to being the underling, so when he finds out that he will have a younger sibling..he wouldn’t believe it! He’d take it upon himself to make sure his little sibling is never forgotten and always gets all the attention they could want and more, not to mention, Matthew would be both their older brother and their best friend.
Russia: “I can do this again, да?”Ivan already has a younger sister, so another little sibling wouldn’t be so bad..he already knows how to take care of a little sibling, as well as give them all the care they need. He would be very protective over them, though, and always keep them safe.
China: “I can’t wait!”Yao loves having siblings and people to show the ropes too. He would try his best not to spoil his little sibling rotten, but he would be so excited to have a little sibling. He would want them to be his best friend as well as his sibling.
Germany: “Ah, I think I know what to do.”Ludwig learned how to be an upstanding citizen from his brother, so he would be ready to teach his little sibling the way he learned. He would hope he wouldn’t be too harsh on them with all of his rules…but hopefully they would know that he is harsh because he cares and wants them to be safe at all times.
Italy: “How cute!”Feliciano thinks most things smaller than him are adorable, so he would love to have a little sibling. He would spoil them rotten and would always let them get away with anything. How could he scold someone so little and so cute?! It was impossible!
Japan: “This will be interesting…”Kiku would be nervous. He wouldn’t know what exactly to prepare for, nor would he have an idea what to do. He once raised a duckling…on accident…but that is very different from a younger sibling. He would hope that they learn good traits from him.
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