Mysterious french girl

being a tumblr user is fun : the staff look like they're trying their hardest to kill the platform, half of the internet thinks we're dead, the other half reblogs our posts on pinterest, and we celebrate the murder of julius caesar every year.

watched the first two pitch perfect movies high last night so let me share my vision for pitch perfect 4. The bellas reunite to sing at Fat Amy’s funeral only to discover she’s faked her death to evade criminal penalties for tax evasion. Chloe shows up to the wake with a hickey and covers up for the fact that she and Beca have been having an illicit affair since the events of PP3 by claiming she slept with Emily, but then is horrified when Benji tearfully invites her into their lovemaking. Fat Amy falls in love with the IRS agent investigating her for fraud. Cynthia Rose is simultaneously participating in the newest season of the Queer Ultimatum so the whole thing is filmed documentary style. In the end Beca and Chloe are outed when they’re papped carrying a sex bench into Beca’s los angeles mansion

we need to hype up older women's bodies more because I respect actresses' boundaries in not wanting to film scenes with too much nudity etc regardless of their reasons. but I think that if women over 40 weren't told they're past their prime and basically assumed and expected to be insecure about their bodies we could increase the quantity of milf sex on my tv screen by at least 40%

wished a customer happy new year yesterday and he responded “happy new moment! you get as many of those as you’d like :)” so we’re all gonna be okay

When life gives you bears… trick them into doing market research?

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

Reminder to point out when OP is a Zionist. People should know if they're reblogging from a Nazi

it's like if OP is a TERF. it taints any argument they have.

And, as with TERFs, we don't give them a platform even to talk about other things. We don't sit down at the table with Zionists, period.

fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy