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Hobbits run on strict, predictable schedules dictated by the sun and their stomachs. Inside the deeper levels of Erebor, where natural light doesn't reach, Bilbo constantly loses track of time, which deeply upsets his internal routine. Thorin notices this anxiety and tasks the royal mechanicians to build a highly complex pocket watch. The clockwork face is made of white pearl, but instead of numbers, it features beautifully engraved symbols for First Breakfast, Elevenses, Afternoon Tea, and Supper. The watch chiming mechanism plays a soft, warm tone that echoes the dinner bells of the Shire. Bilbo carries it everywhere, completely dependent on this mechanical piece of Dwarven devotion to keep his days grounded

I want a clockwork too

My baby

Dwarves drink heavy ales, strong mead, and thick black coffee that smells like burnt coal. Bilbo’s delicate chamomile and mint teas are considered "hot grass water" by most of the iron-willed lords of Erebor. However, whenever Thorin suffers from a severe sore throat or stress after a long council meeting, he secretly slips into Bilbo’s rooms and demands a cup of "the grass drink." Bilbo always serves it in a massive stone mug so that if any other Dwarf walks in, it looks like the King is drinking heavy liquor. Thorin will sit there, sipping sweet chamomile tea with honey out of a terrifying skull-shaped mug, looking completely content

I love this Headcanons sm

In a million lifetimes, I will never understand why people break others down for fun.