* idiots to lovers romantic starters
also known as rivals to lovers / idiots to idiots but theyâre lovers / rivals to besties / rivals to idiots, the list goes on. some of these are inspired by pre-existing media. change pronouns/aggressive terms of endearment/insults as you see fit! these can also be platonic of course!
âi dunno. sometimes i just⌠feel things when youâre around.â
âyour ass is your best quality.â
âdo you ever feel⌠like⌠you know⌠things? like⌠those warm⌠feelings?â
âoh my god, stop looking at me like that! iâm gonna end up kissing you.â
âsometimes youâre not annoying.â
âyou donât, like⌠make me wanna tear my eyes out⌠or whatever.â
âyou love me? are you sure?â
âi donât hate you.â
âshut up and stay. please.â
âi hate when people say shit like âyouâre my best friend, i love you, i canât imagine my life without you. i wake up and youâre the first thing on my mind, and the last thing before i go to sleep. suddenly all the love songs make sense.â you know? i prefer starting it by saying how much i hate when other people say it, then say what i mean anyway. itâs way less embarrassing like that.â
âwe arenât friends. friends donât do this kinda thing.â
âmaybe i donât wanna be just friends with you.â
âwho the fuck said you arenât funny?â
âwho the fuck called you boring?â
âwho the fuck said that? youâre great.â
âi donât think youâre weird. i think youâre cute.â
âi donât think youâre weird. youâre a dumbass, maybe, but i like that about you.â
âobviously i like you! iâve been trying to tell you for ages now!â
âiâve been flirting with you for the last six months, thanks for noticing.â
âsome parts of you donât make a lot of sense to me, but i donât know why the sky turns pink at sunset and i still think itâs beautiful.â
âi want you. i donât know why, i canât explain it, but i just wanna be around you all the time.â
âi woke up one morning and realised i loved you.â
âyouâre the worst. i love it.â
âyouâre stupid, thatâs what you are, buddy.â
âi wouldnât die for you, but i think iâd kill for you. maybe. but then, that would mean going to jail⌠nah. i take it back. no offence.â
âdid you know when i call you dude i mean it romantically?â
âwhat are you gonna do? kiss me?â
âyou donât look totally ugly today.â
âyou look⌠never mind. i didnât say shit!â
âtheyâre just flowers, donât read into it.â
âcan you please stop moving your mouth so i can kiss you?â
âyou wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.â
âi trust you, stupid.â
âi love you, dumbass.â
âyouâre a pain in the ass but iâm glad we met.â
âof course i care about what you think of me!â
âyouâre looking at me funny.â
âiâm not looking at you funny! this is just how i look at someone i hate.â
âbeing with you makes me feel like a better person.â
âbeing with you makes me feel like a better person. i look like an angel compared to you.â
âhuh? what was that? are you being nice to me?â
âsorry i made things weird the other day. we can still hang out, right?â
âsorry i kissed you, that was stupid. letâs just forget about it.â
âmaybe kissing you was stupid but i donât regret it.â
âare we hugging right now, bro? is that what weâre doing? do we⌠keep going? do we stop?â
âiâm not going anywhere.â
âiâm here, arenât i?â
âthis is all your fault!â *it is not*
âyou drive me crazy in a way that makes everyone else look boring.â
âi can tell when youâre lying, you know. you ainât slick.â