we'll burn that bridge when we get to it

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

the problem with visual novels is that they are novels, but they are almost exclusively sold on video game distribution platforms, which means that they're novels being read by gamers who are by and large entirely unequipped to critique that medium

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

people who are obsessed with IQ would buckle if there was a number associated with how pleasant you are to interact with

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help! my dog is sharp

help. i cant fathom the sharp edges of my dog

IT IS SAID THAT LOVE CAN SOOTHE THE SAVAGE BEAST

@mousegirlheart

I was gonna tag her but you beat me toe thr punch