no puedo evitar pensarte al escuchar esa canción.

live laugh lick my pussy

not to sound like a total slut but oh boy it would be so nice to have a really long hug and some reassurance 

*takes a photo of just me by myself* squad goals

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

Aren’t you glad covid didn’t happen in 2005 like all the scene kids would be calling the new variant the omnomnomicron with a cartoon dinosaur or something

I made you a vaccine but I eated it

me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u

the feminine urge to jiggle my own ass