90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Man fuck this disability why is it fucking disabling

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

eventually one has to come to terms with the fact that "conceive of myself as a person capable of tackling difficult things" is an achievable goal toward which one can take concrete steps whereas "have things be easy" is Not

brown eyes are made of dreams

I'm jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like wow so nothings on your mind.

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Like to charge, reblog to cast

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up