Moon Base: Sharkgirl

no one call tell how big it is when you're wearing a flat cage. - ancient warrior proverb

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a lot of warriors across the realm are saying my beautiful face and easily flustered temperament hides a mastery of the sword that could be described as "wicked scary"

Nice skirt dweeb does your mom lift it up to look at your underwear?

using the insect glaive over the charge blade lately feels like im being force respeced into dexterity

Yes that's a good dex user. You want to be fast and agile for mommy. No more big bulky weapons that take hours and hours to swing. You want to be light enough to be blown over by a gust of wind. You also want to put on this frilly dress I got you please please please please

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

Perhaps what I really need is a girl to forcibly shove her stinky sweaty ass in my face

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

just watched the knight that escorted me pick up a maid and twirl her around and carry her back toward the barracks while she giggled and blushed and kicked her legs. fuck my extravagant princess life