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what kind of fucked up world do we live in where my little pony is connected to reactionary misogynist politics while the new mad max movie is being heralded as a feminist classic

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

I love this post

It just keeps getting better

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

this post had me in tears

My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn

My friend Jess and I went to Timmies late at night, and I was going to order a small hot chocolate, but I wanted to ask for an ice cube in it so I wouldn’t burn my tongue. I ended up asking for “one small ice cube please”, then laughing so hard I couldn’t finish ordering.

Once I was driving with Skye and we were going towards a traffic light and it started to turn but she didn’t seem like she was going to slow down so I tried so say ‘stop or speed up’ but my brain malfunctioned so I ended up screaming ‘SPEED’ at the top of my lungs and she almost crashed the car laughing

Earlier today i was thinking about the best type of food and i thought of breakfast but i yelled “ITS THE BREAST”