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I’ve been captivated by his wounded animal swag, and tendency to react to well intentioned kindness with fearful aggression

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

Yea, for I was copying the Bible. And it came to pass that I wrote "gaudium", or joy, when the intended word was "gladium" or sword. And all of the other monks did mock me with cruel words and jests. And when I did recite the Scripture at dinner, I coughed, and Brother Abelard did ask if I had meant to say "gaudium". And on the way to the dormitories I did tell of my encounter with the fearsome black hen of Cheshire, and Brother William asketh of me why I had not slain it with my gladium. And so it came to pass that I took a vow of silence and ceased to speak with all worldly men. Amen.

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs