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hi this drives me crazy
canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana
a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.
an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.
fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.
these are all different words with different meanings.
Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:
Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."
It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.
Thing that pisses me off:
When you search up Samus Aran without safe search, you are flash banged by exclusively porn of her. I swear, there is not a single SFW image.
This is disappointing because Samus Aran is one of my favorite Nintendo characters and she looks very cool when she isn’t half naked and being penetrated by tentacles.
I have learned my lesson.

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I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn
Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"
Artists rendition
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This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer
this is actually super fucking smartass of them
Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕
Always a reblog. 💋
I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important
The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.
Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.
sketch dump (˶˃⤙˂˶) ft. @angelwithglasswings's coryhill

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Absolute gold in the replies
can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings
keeping @creaturefeaturecommando 's tags
I commissioned a Lex Luthor doll on Etsy. The seller developed cancer and was unable to complete the order, so they apologetically refunded my order
I take the money and commission lex from someone else. They were a duo, and one of them apparently got into a freak accident and died, and so again, my order was refunded
If. If I commission the doll again, am I like, murdering seamstresses? At what point am I the villain? This seems to be a specific curse.
Oh, the survivor of the freak accident said she finished my doll and could ship it. I paid her the money refunded and am now waiting for the doll to arrive
The cursed doll.
If I stop posting, whelp,
Everyone remain fucking calm!!!
Lex is out for delivery
Da baby is here
FUCK. i think i have to learn blender
the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:
every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

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I checked to make sure it wasn’t AI, and I’m happy to say it’s a real bench in Zaporizhia, Ukraine!
[ID: photo of a park bench shaped like a book. The top is the spine of the book and it curves like the cover and several pages are bent. / end ID]
And they are right in front of the central library
Man i love Zaporizhzhia
affirmations:
- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position
- consciousness is a gift
- i CAN do this anymore