☾ moon shaped ☽

she's a great dancer (but she won't dance)

she's so aggressively feminine she doesn't need to prove it to anyone (pls stop writing her like she hates women pls i beg you)

actually very bad at reading people (it's not like she lacks empathy, she just doesn't trust anyone and who can blame her tbf), but she will sniff out a lie from the depths of the chasm

listens to the opera while plotting murder (preferably furina)(the opera, not the murder)

has repressed her feelings for so long she's convinced herself she has none but her actions betray her (she's not soft, but she ain't a robot either)

has a list of all her children's likes/dislikes, habits, hobbies etc so she can reward them properly when needed (how do you think lyney got a gig at the opera epiclese, pls)

she has a soft spot for lynette and you can't convince me otherwise

she doesn't understand clervie's idea of "freedom" (in death) because she doesn't know who she is yet. only truth will bring her freedom, and she was raised to survive. how much of that is down to crucabena, and how much instead to her own instincts, or the "curse" in her veins, she can't tell. and that's exactly the issue with her

no she did not call herself "father" because she hates being a woman seriously this is my biggest pet peeve when it comes to her characterization in fanfiction BEING A WOMAN IS PROBABLY THE ONLY THING SHE DOESN'T FEEL THE NEED TO HIDE ABOUT HERSELF

she will absolutely take advantage of any crazy rumour about her like 'oh i've heard she eats burritos sideways" well she doesn't even know what the fuck is a burrito but confuse thy enemies and your friends too etc etc

she alters her voice to make it sound deeper, stricter (lynette makes a great impression of her)

she sounds high like a flock of birds taking flight when she laughs - when she really laughs, not when she's performing for "business purposes"

she doesn't fucking like cake but she will never refuse a slice because, reasons

she keeps every present the children have ever gifted her, save for lenny the lizard of course (rip)(yes i named the lizard)

she will not be caught dead not wearing heels (she's a short king, but good luck telling her that)

she took and then personally buried clervie's lumidouce necklace somewhere in snezhnaya - under the dancing lights in the sky. it was the only form of burial she could give her

she used to smoke but lyney made it his personal mission to get her to quit (king behaviour if you ask me)

Just because they are fanart, give this couple a happy twist. Furina is an artist, theatrical, cheerful: With Arlecchino it would be fun, she would always tease her, play with her. Furina is a "pain in the ass"; On the other hand, Arlecchino is the calm one in the relationship.

hoyo found another way to hurt me over la signora...

arlecchino's voiceline is hilarious, la signora was a RICH AUNTIE AUGHH. it's simultaneously pathetically cute and so sad that she was bribing the kids for love. im going to think about la signora at the house of the hearth forever now