Lumpy Narwhal

*sprinkling my traits throughout my ocs* this one is the kid in me and all my wonder. this one is my self-worth issues and anger. this one is my absolute desire to be over six feet tall

on purpose!!! love people on purpose!!! find someone wonderful and love them and tell them it wasn’t an accident, you had a choice, you saw who they were and realized how lovely it would be to love them, and it is!!! i made a good decision! i love you on purpose!!!

my aesthetic is hp lovecraft but with the racism replaced by horniness 

I know this is you, Guillermo del Toro.

Keep up the good work <3

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

My mom does this and my dad always watches her. She thinks he’s not paying attention, but last year he remembered the ones she liked and used that knowledge to get her a custom scented candle for their anniversary. He had it named “Target Sniffs”.

this is the cutest addition to this post I could have ever asked for

me [calling mall security]: check your security cameras right now mall security: there’s a guy doing squats, but I don’t see much- me: yea that’s me, critique my form

i am the shyest attention whore ever

I want attention!!! If you’re not busy… And you want to…. Its okay if you don’t

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that