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ok my friend jess is a genius so here we present: john green quotes sounding bizarrely like karl pilkington 

this shit goofs me up  i just want to play as an Ordinary Dude in skyrim    look like a tourist in disneyland 

plucking stray leaves off the flower arch~

Real bun meets pretend bun

Yes, but it’s mostly supermarkets talking shit about other supermarkets.

“There are a million ways we could’ve died today. And a million ways we could die before tomorrow. But we fight for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether its two minutes… or two days… we don’t give that up. I don’t want to give that up. My vote? Let’s just wait it out. You know, we can be all poetic and just lose our minds together.”

(Also I found another excuse to make a pretty starry background. Yep.)

IN THE NAME OF KRELUDOR, SHE WILL DESTROY YOU

ya gotta fuck the briefcase

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