Transcendence

tshirt that says WELL INTENTIONED on the front and BUT STUPID on the back

Like intellectually I agree theres zero need for the crossover but the idea of Adora adjusting to having a Useless Twunk Brother is hilarious to me

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

WELL????

I don’t how that image manages to capture the raw energy this post into one reaction but it does.

wait marriage story is a real movie that they actually called “marriage story” like that is the title of the film that they came up with and decided was good……………. i mean you have to laugh, right?

kylo stans are hunting me for sport as we speak for making the following post but i have now watched the trailer and some clips from marriage story and there is no sum of money you could ever pay me to sit through 2 hours and 17 minutes of adam driver and scarjo scream yelling at each other while critics say they’re being “raw” for knowing how to cry on command. when i go for surgery in the spring i’m going to tell my doctor i won’t need any anesthetic and he can just play me this movie and my brain will be so understimulated i will blackout because unconsciousness would be better than that level of sheer boredom. can somebody please tell me where the creative genius or academy award level acting is in this movie because even in the clips that are supposed to be showcasing exactly that i feel like gordon ramsey talking to some american restaurant owner who is lying to my face about the quality of their food after i have already tasted it. movies where people have to yell at each other should be banned if you can’t find another way to show emotion then you couldn’t do it in the first place. fuck twitter for telling me this movie exists it is a blight on my life and either of them get an oscar for it that blight will exist for all time

found out this movie is based on the director’s own divorce so my condolences to his ex-wife for having to see this movie come out and congrats on getting out of that one 

nothing will ever top this

@satinalia

Holy shit.