i miss ahsoka tano

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

Happy Star Wars Day!

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

Luke dropping Grogu (a baby) off in a war zone by Uber is the most Skywalker thing I can think of

what do you think the gay nightlife scene is like on Tatooine

Tatooine’s only gay club still misses Biggs Darklighter to this day