Bruh!!
I just jumped on a professors desk!
This brown ass dog come running in the office, im at work and Iâm moving a professors computer mind you...
This big ass âpuppyâ come in prancing in
Iâm like wtf is this brown thing advancing on me???
He look at me with his little beady eyes and Iâm like good doggy good doggy.....please donât hurt me
Then he start barking and growling and showing his teeth and shit.
Bitch. The ancestors lifted my feet off the ground. I donât know how I got up on that desk but I did. In a split second, no hesitation.
Iâm trying to think of my escape plan. Iâm like bruh can I out run motherfucking coojoe. IDK.
Then his owner runs walks in, all calm and shit and apologetic....afterwards he offered to properly introduce me to the dog
Fuck that dog. I donât want him to lick me...headass....nigga was tryna eat me like 5 mins ago!
Black girl Magic!!! Thatâs why you levitated onto that desk so fast! LOL!

















