Upside Down With A Perfect View

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

@satyrking

hamilton: here’s an itemized list of thirty years of disagreements burr: why do you just carry that piece of paper around in your pocket hamilton: *takes out quill* *writes*: also does not agree with the how i manage my belongings

You forgot the orange juice on the side

what if cats had legs

im about to make shitpostgenerator’s god damn day

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

memes dead everyone go home

grass *getting watered*: nice they want me grass *getting mowed*: getting some very mixed signals here folks

I block people who have the same icon as me

update: attempted to block myself

ME AF

ME LMAO

the anchorman who is about to join in LMAO

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