don’t trust people who try to pull that “i’m sorry i’m just a really bad texter” shit because they aren’t actually bad texters they just don’t wanna respond to you i know this because i am one of those people and i’m fake don’t trust my kind

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

Does anyone actually have their shit together cause I feel like we’re all just faking it

“its all in your head!” yes, it is. so are all of your thoughts and emotions. thats where the brain is. good job

have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

Congratulations for making it to 2016 even if sometimes you didn't think you could