lugiadolphin :3

went to the bathroom in the courthouse just had jury doody

I GOT THAT DOG IN ME!! (i’m pregnant and it’s a furry)

still haven’t directly come out to my mom, but 8 years ago when the Steven Universe episode Made In Honor aired I turned it on in the living room and proceeded to sob my eyes out when Ruby and Sapphire got gay married on tv. so she may have suspicions…

there’s not any kirkenyahu content on this damn app anymore

my mom said people probably look at me at work and think their drinks are gonna come out amazing because i have purple hair

i went to your home address and everyone knew you

i bet if charlie kirk was still alive, he would pretend to not care about the song too much because he wants to be humble, but he would secretly really like it

How To Tame Your Impala

what are you busting at, looker!!!!

why is sombr kinda giving byler lovechild!!

tropical anti-terrorist Ebenezer Scrooge be like “Bah Hamas!”

life hack: when you’re on a plane and don’t have wifi you can just doomscroll your camera roll

yeah i’ll have another beer i’m drinking for two

I have no hawk and I must tuah

she led my zeppelin to water but she couldn’t make it drink ://