(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured