Well This is awkward

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

After Shane and Ilya get married Ilya is so happy to finally change his pfp to be one of him and Shane. To piss Ilya off Hayden also changes his pfp to him and Shane. Cue different NHL players slowly changing their pfp to photos of them and Shane. It basically becomes and unspoken trend that when you enter the NHL you need to get a photo with Shane Hollander to change your pfp as a right of passage.

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

they’ll think you’re a bitch anyway for having some reasonable boundary so you might as well just be a bitch sometimes and save yourself the trouble, the time, the energy, the money, etc

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

truly the worst part of working retail is the want to be a nice person who believes in the good of the world and instead being emotionally eviscerated on repeat by customers who have never contemplated that other people exist outside of their lives

the second worst part of working retail is the want to be a nice person who believes in the good of the world and instead having that kindness exploited time and time again by managers who want to make the most money and put in the least amount of effort at the expense and safety of the employees they are supposed to take care of

the third worst part of retail is becoming friends with your coworkers and then when the inevitable friend drama happens you're sorta just stuck awkwardly 8hrs a day with customers who don't recognize you as a person, managers who don't recognize you as a person, and coworkers who really could've been grown adults about things

I honestly don’t know why people think that Katniss would tell us that Effie Trinket has a sister even if we assume that she knows this information. Katniss barely told us that Peeta has brothers. As in, we never learn the names of Peeta’s brothers. Katniss isn’t telling us a damn thing about Effie’s family members unless it is directly relevant to the plot.