Alexa

If i ever stop reblogging this it’s safe to assume i died. 

I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you.

how do you get the hat to talk

i’m torn between my feelings about OP’s statement, and my feelings about your school’s officially sponsored raunchy furry artwork

wait that poster wasnt a joke

I’m gonna see this seven times

WHATS WITH THE BOWIE KNIFE?!?

Swiper got Dora fucked up

WHY DOES DORA NEED A KNIFE

YAAAAS DORA BITCH!!!

GET OFF THE COUNTER

I ain’t tellin him, YOU tell him

*holds spray bottle in a very shaky hand*

The little clap, omg

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

Okay but I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

This is still one of my favorite vids ever

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”