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Send in a number to ask your troll any of these questions. Be warned!

1. what’s your K/D ratio? (in real life of course. you’re a troll.) 2. do you prefer trolls with big or small horns? 3. when fighting, would you rather grapple, punch or slice? 4. what’s your favorite number? 5. who’s the troll who’s got you most riled up in the past. what would you do if you met them today? 6. what’s the most overrated quadrant? 7. opinion on extreme sports? would you compete in any? 8. psionic power or combustion power? 9. do you have any medical conditions you’re hiding from your image? will you disclose them? 10. opinion on rebel movements? would you support them taking over the empire if it was happening?

11. if you were emperor or empress for a day, what would you do with your unlimited power? 12. favorite shape? 13. do you like cooking - if you do, what’s your favorite meal? 14. are there any trolls that you wish you never met? 15. do you like celebrities. who do you stan. 16. would you rather be immortal or be invincible until old age? 17. public transport. is it good? 18. have you ever cannibalised. how often. when’s the last time. 19. favorite hobbies other than work? 20. what’s your favorite past job.

21. how annoyed are you with the inconsistency of theme in this Q&A quiz. 22. are you a raunchy troll. 23. on a scale of 1-10, how cool do you think you are. do your friends agree? 24. have you ever met a family member? 25. do you still have your lusus alive with you? if not, how’d they die? are you still upset? 26. how do you react to attempted murder on yourself? have you ever had to survive an attempt? 27. what’s your favorite criminal offense? 28. do you think the alternian empire’s rampant colonisation of alien planets for labor and resources is a worthwhile and valid use of troll technology or do you think it’s immoral. 29. ever volunteered for the fleet? did they pay you? 30. what’s your favorite location on alternia. somewhere you’d recommend to a friend.

31. how often do you fly into space, if ever? have you ever been stationed off-planet? 32. refer to question 21 33. remember to drink some water, reading this many questions can cause problems with dehydration. anyways. how often do you drink water? 34. what’s your guilty pleasure in the respiteblock? something your quadrants only know? or maybe they don’t yet… 35. if you were stuck in an elevator, what would you do? 36. do you call the manager if you don’t get what you want in a store? 37. what’s the most successful thing you’ve ever done in your life? 38. and the least successful thing you’ve ever done? every troll has a bad day. 39. who is the troll you hate too much to do blackrom with? do you want them dead? 40. when’s your wriggling day?

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