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And you thought golf was boring?
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So I have this clinic patient. He’s you’re typical 20ish year old who we’ll call Johnny. He drives a pickup truck and he lives in the middle of nowhere.
He came into our clinic for a follow up after an ER visit. Why you ask was Johnny in the ER???
Well…
Johnny was driving his truck home from work and hit a raccoon.
Instead of investigating the damage it caused to his truck and going along his way Johnny decided he wanted to make a hat out of Mr. Raccoon. So he put it in the back of his truck and drove home.
(Any guesses where this is going?)
At home Johnny went to the back of his truck to grab the raccoon and guess what. Mr. Raccoon was still alive and NOT very willing to be made into a hat.
Now Johnny is getting his rabies vaccines.
Stories that end in rabies vaccination are always the best stories.
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What NOT to Say in A Classroom
TEACHER: The United States is a cheese sandwich.
PARAPROs: Confused Faces in the background.
T: Continues nonsense... Canada and Alaska are like the top piece of bread. America is the cheese and Mexico is bottom.
STUDENTS: Students stare blankly...
T: Spends 10 minutes looking for map with students disengaged... Requests Paras to find map.
PARAs: Locate map in under 30 seconds because it was in the proper location. Ready to hear more about the cheese sandwich.
T: Points to locations on map. Repeats cheese sandwich explaination.
S: Where's my cheese sandwich? Is it lunch time?
PARAs to each other: Terrible sandwich.
1. Alaska cannot be part of the Canadian bread. Last time I checked, it was still past of the USA.
2. Where was Hawaii in this explanation?
3. What was the point? And I think she trying to relate this to the eclipse? Like the eclipse is coming to the Cheese Sandwich that is America
4. Where are the sandwhiches?
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Yellow Cross Receives Record 10,000 Liters Of Urine Donations
NEW YORK—Saying they were elated with the number of people who took time out of their day to relieve themselves for a good cause, officials at the Yellow Cross announced Wednesday that the organization received a record 10,000 liters of urine during its annual spring donation drive. “We are beyond thrilled by the generosity of urine donors across the country who helped break the record set last year by an incredible 27 percent,” said Yellow Cross director Ted Finely, adding that it seemed like everywhere he went, he saw donors proudly wearing “I Donated!” stickers featuring the splashy yellow droplet. “But as successful as this urine drive was, there’s always a need for more. Donating urine doesn’t hurt, and best of all, you’ll feel proud that your excretion helped people—and, remember, the next person to need urine from the Yellow Cross could be you.” Finely went on to say that while all types of urine were welcome, pale yellow and amber were always particularly in demand.