god's silliest clown

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Everywhere I go, I see her face, because she’s a scary monster who’s trying to get me.

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

person (non-practicing)