Just A Small Time Bitch Living In A Lonley Ditch

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning