Crooked MOTOKIT 1979 Yamaha XS400 Custom

Request: Headcanons for roasting with the bat family

This was low-key short but enjoy!

So it all started with everyone’s cringy roasts on each other

You had to say something because this was just too much headassery to handle right now

Then Tim decided to say a slick joke

Which was the perfect opportunity to just go in

“Why ride a roller coaster, when you can ride me”

“Cause roller coasters actually make me scream”

Tim:

Everyone:

“THEY GOT ON YO ASS” was all that came out of Jason’s muffled laugh

Now this is where u got on everybody and became #hurtfulbae

“I know yo, back from the dead, head ass ain’t talkin” you responded catching him off guard

Jason:

Now facing a laughing Damian

“Don’t even get me started on yo batarang hairline lookin ass”

Damian:

Now it was Dick’s turn who was covering his mouth trying to laugh quietly

“I’d smash anyone and now I got an STD head ass”

Dick:

Alfred secretly recorded this roast session and replays it when he needs a good laugh

jason, under his breath: dick do not break. we say nothing

dick, physically shaking: i- i- TIM AND DAMIAN SAID-

damian: *knocks dick out*

bruce: you can't keep knocking him out boys there could be brain damage

tim: snitches get stitches.

Bonus

Sam: I sleep with a gun by my bed.

Bucky: I sleep with a big knife.

Y/N: Cowards.

Sam: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Jason: *goes insane*

Taila and Ra’s al Ghul:

“I don’t want to abandon one work for the other, and I don’t think I need to sacrifice anything to put my all into either one of them” - Aaliyah Dana Haughton (January 16, 1979 - August 25, 2001)