fear-swap au where nothing major changes except instead of "tim goes to a kayaking trip" the joke is that he "went on a long circus tour"
Ah, does Mr. Stoker get consumed by the Vast then?
He went on a REALLY long kayaking trip
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fear-swap au where nothing major changes except instead of "tim goes to a kayaking trip" the joke is that he "went on a long circus tour"
Ah, does Mr. Stoker get consumed by the Vast then?
He went on a REALLY long kayaking trip

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I wonder if Bryce and Trinity are lurking on tumblr the past few weeks… what must it be like to return to your former kingdom… it’s like Arthur returning to a entirely New Camelot
They raised me in the Circus
Before I was a Noun
My mother was my Father
My father was a Clown
He wore a pretty Costume
And danced in purple Smoke
My father was my Mother
But only as a Joke
He taught me Shattered Mirrors
And Painting Your Grotesque
And how to Laughing With Them
At Aching In Your Chest
I cannot be a person
Just Schadenfreude Fodder
I long to be my mother's son
But I'm my Father's Daughter

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can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions
right so apparently its also weird if you do the correct micro facial expressions but then dont talk
Am I allowed to sexualize the puppet from project hail mary or do I have to wack it to Ryan Gosling because I will if I have to but frankly I'd rather have that alien skittering all over me like a sexy bug. Fuuuck they call him rocky because he make my rock hard
Current rules for the Tumblr themed board game I’m making for my Tumblr themed birthday party this Friday.
Tumblr University: The Quest For a Million Notes
Just give them the 100k I’m so serious
Brinity won the 100k on my birthday yup thats how it should be
we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women
to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)
addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative
I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.
FIRST LAW: This character must be a woman.
SECOND LAW: This character must be a loser, but not in a way that can be pinned on her gender. Misogynistic response from the audience does not disqualify the character.
THIRD LAW: If the audience does not enjoy this character, then it becomes impossible to enjoy the show/film/book/game altogether. It is not possible to ignore this character, for better or for worse.
FOURTH LAW: The character must make bad decisions, and not just be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control. The character can also be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control, but it has to be primarily her personal choices that deem her a loser.

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My nam is Jonathan Sims. I throw my hair up into a messy bun and walk down the stairs. Elias Bouchard looks at me. "We're selling you to the Ceaseless Watcher." The Ceaseless Watcher turns its gaze upon me. I am this wretched thing.
what’s the funniest/weirdest submission you’ve gotten so far?
that’s kinda hard, cause I haven’t looked through all of them yet and a lot of them I have no idea who they are
However there is one person I already made a post about, who put Hazel Callahan from Bottoms… let’s just say they were very… passionate about this character
Go ahead, let’s make fun of the girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively
Just give them the 100k I’m so serious
I resonate with Frankentien because i was also created to be the perfect man, but once I was told my eye color is a little weird, so now I think everything I do is wrong.
And I also have a massive dick
femmehandling this butch

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Have delicious drama that only my roommate would care about and must be delivered in person but she’s still in class oh the torture
Trying to soft launch a potential relationship to your friends when your dating history includes supervillains. No freeways